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brokenskyline
March 17th, 2012, 04:32 PM
Have you guys ever been masturbating (at home alone) and just when you get close to cumming, someone comes home and you are forced to stop because there is no way you'd get cleaned up and/or dressed in time? If so, what do you do so you can finish (ex. Go to your room, take a shower etc.) In other words, what are some creative ways to jack off while people are home?

Thunduhbuhlt
March 17th, 2012, 04:33 PM
owuiebhfgui

brokenskyline
March 17th, 2012, 04:37 PM
Usually just at home in room w/ door locked...
That has never happened to me though. I always do it in my room.

That is a great idea except that i don't have a lock on my door :(

Anima
March 17th, 2012, 04:50 PM
omg happened to me once, i just waited and finished int he bathroom. acreative way to do it is in the garage . haha my yard is huge and i just go to the garage and finish off

Skeptical Bear
March 17th, 2012, 04:52 PM
My door doesn't have a lock either so once my mom barged in and I hid it in time but she wanted me to do something on the computer so when I got up she saw my erection but didn't say anything.

brokenskyline
March 17th, 2012, 05:01 PM
My door doesn't have a lock either so once my mom barged in and I hid it in time but she wanted me to do something on the computer so when I got up she saw my erection but didn't say anything.

One time i was "taking a nap" and masturbating completely naked (under the covers luckily) and my mom walked in to check in on me so i had to lay there and talk to her with a full boner hidden only by the comforter. I was just praying she wouldn't ask me to get and help her with something.

Binatang
March 17th, 2012, 05:08 PM
that happened once to me!!! i thought my parents were gonna be out for a while but they got back early :/

allann
March 17th, 2012, 06:44 PM
I just go to my room or I even masturbate in Tv room even when Ppl are up stairs. I just try to make it quick

Jupiter
March 17th, 2012, 06:46 PM
well, to be honest, yes. this has happened.

iallen
March 17th, 2012, 06:47 PM
nope

DarkHorse4eva
March 17th, 2012, 06:49 PM
Do it when your parents are sleeping

Silicate Wielder
March 17th, 2012, 07:05 PM
It only takes me 30 seconds to clean up and ger dressed if i clean up with my boxers, afterwards if i don't clean myself off i'll end up smelling of pickles... o-o

Do it when your parents are sleeping

Lol I do that, it always works like a charm.

One time i was "taking a nap" and masturbating completely naked (under the covers luckily) and my mom walked in to check in on me so i had to lay there and talk to her with a full boner hidden only by the comforter. I was just praying she wouldn't ask me to get and help her with something.
i'm lucky, Its always too hot in my house so when my mom asks why i'm under the blanket i just have to say "I'm cooling off." good thing my blanket is lightweight so its believable.

Matt_is_Awesome
March 17th, 2012, 08:16 PM
It happens to me all the time lol but I just hurry and change or hop in the shower real quick to make it seem like I was about to take a shower haha xD

kaiba
March 17th, 2012, 08:35 PM
Yea happens all the time at the worst moments! I usually just go the bathroom and finish off after

Noah Thorpe
March 17th, 2012, 10:14 PM
Have you guys ever been masturbating (at home alone) and just when you get close to cumming, someone comes home and you are forced to stop because there is no way you'd get cleaned up and/or dressed in time? If so, what do you do so you can finish (ex. Go to your room, take a shower etc.) In other words, what are some creative ways to jack off while people are home?

Straight to the bathroom and pretend to have a bad Poo! :cool:

Wonton
March 18th, 2012, 01:13 AM
Once my mom walked in on me by partially opening the door and I was jizzing at the same time. I just drop my twig and pretend i'm taking a piss while I'm shooting...lol.

depressedinsanity
March 18th, 2012, 01:20 AM
Once my dad walked in once andntold mentor help take the ac out of my window I had to slowly pull up my pants under the sheets and luckly the errection was gone

Fabian
March 18th, 2012, 05:06 AM
I used to masturbate in the living room till I had to many close calls, now I just do it in y room and lock the door

babolat96
March 25th, 2012, 09:34 PM
That's definitely happened to me. I just go in the bathroom and finish up.

bwl17
March 25th, 2012, 10:38 PM
that happened once to me!!! i thought my parents were gonna be out for a while but they got back early :/

Same here

Askud99
March 25th, 2012, 11:27 PM
Do it when your parents are sleeping

That's actually what I do every time. Either that or like right after school.

Marcus339
March 26th, 2012, 12:08 AM
Quickly duck into the bathroom. Hopefully yours has a lock.

AHSboy
March 26th, 2012, 12:08 AM
Yeah, quite often actually...

Jabbawocke
March 26th, 2012, 12:11 AM
Erm once i was fapping on the bed, when my mom burst in, I wuz supposed to be reading. I hid my dickies with my book :P She didn't notice... I was about to burst that time.

Just_meh
March 26th, 2012, 01:41 PM
I went to room and finished it.

Mike_the_boss
March 26th, 2012, 03:10 PM
Wow the same thing happens to me, I'm at my peak and someone comes home or untrue pus me. I just finish later in the day whenever I can find a minuet

Nellerin
March 26th, 2012, 03:19 PM
Ya haha, it seems to happen way to often.

Sudds3
March 26th, 2012, 06:01 PM
I was almost caught by my brother....I just quickly pulled the covers over and acted like I was asleep....I think he knew I was jackin off tho

OhMightyLion
March 26th, 2012, 06:40 PM
Lock yourself in your room, lock yourself in the bathroom, take a shower......ummm...yeah.

Ben_E
April 6th, 2012, 01:48 AM
I've had my sister walk in just as i was cumming. I managed to quickly get everything back into my pants, but i couldn't stop the flow. Wasn't until she left the room i looked down and realized i had jizz all over the leg of my pants and a big wet jizz mark in the front.. So embrassing but she never said anything.

Soccer4life99
April 6th, 2012, 09:10 AM
yes i was doing it in my lounge room when i lived with my mum and dad and my mum came hope i heard the keys in the door and i was naked and i couldnt do anything 2 really cover up so i had to run 2 get pajamas from my room then walk past her 2 go 2 the shower (i pretended i was on my way 2 the shower) and i still had a erection and she noticed and asked why i was naked and i said that i didnt know she was home and took my clothes off in my room and i was just on my way to the bathroom 2 have a shower. and i just did it in the shower and cummed in there. but after she did talk 2 me about why i had a hard penis and she said that its normal for boys my age to get them sometimes and they just pop up sometimes and that its ok and i dont need 2 be embaresed

other places 2 wank wen people are home or wen ur not alone is u can do it in your bed under ur covers but make sure u have tissues to cum in 2. u can just go in 2 the bathroom and pretend 2 go toilet.

Jake777dylan
April 6th, 2012, 09:16 AM
I usually do it in the bathroom anyway but I usually just throw a towel on and go in the bathroom :)

VirtualGuy012
April 7th, 2012, 07:39 PM
i always "Take a shower"

Jay_Team_Swagg
April 12th, 2012, 04:47 PM
I got caught in my hotel room by a maid, I was just about to cum,.but I jst,laid the tv rempte.on top of it, but somehow she still saw and rushed out

chris96
April 12th, 2012, 05:52 PM
i live in the basement so i guess im pretty lucky but when i used to live upstairs i would go into the bathroom to finish off

MaximumR
April 12th, 2012, 06:00 PM
I was masturbating in the shower once, which I usually do on the toilet but that day I just felt like the shower was right. And a few minutes after I started my mom walks in to ask me something and luckily the shower curtain hid me and I was just like...thank god for my instincts!

andy3310
April 13th, 2012, 01:30 AM
almost

Gravity_boy
April 15th, 2012, 11:17 PM
Huh maybe bathroom or your room?

Frye
April 16th, 2012, 08:48 PM
Have you guys ever been masturbating (at home alone) and just when you get close to cumming, someone comes home and you are forced to stop because there is no way you'd get cleaned up and/or dressed in time? If so, what do you do so you can finish (ex. Go to your room, take a shower etc.) In other words, what are some creative ways to jack off while people are home?

My dad has literally walked in on me when i came...pretty awkward for me he cracked up and left :eek:

soxandboxersboy
April 20th, 2012, 04:32 PM
try doing it in a place where people wouldn't think you are doing it - like a family room watching tv. cover yourself with a blanket or pillow, and masturbate really slowly. people will probably not suspect you are actually masturbating in the open like that, so you can take your time and enjoy it.

megatime
April 23rd, 2012, 04:39 AM
Yeah been caught by my brother as i wos masterbating....he laughed cos he does it...

Sammy Smiles
April 23rd, 2012, 05:48 AM
I just Locked the door and Finished

Hammer
April 23rd, 2012, 03:00 PM
In underwear or bathroom toilet

CodyFox13
April 27th, 2012, 10:11 AM
happened 2 me with my lil bro. he is 11 and very curious, cuz im gay..and he wants 2 know what the peeps gay do..lol.im cody, 13.

junkymcjunkpants
May 5th, 2012, 08:08 AM
I usually just masturbate in my room and no one just walks in my room but i have had to stop before someone came to my room to get me

karejeet
May 10th, 2012, 03:28 PM
when that happens, i try to stop but for some reason when i get scared i cum anyways

superdupermario
May 11th, 2012, 01:52 AM
I was in my room late at night, probably 2 am, and I was at my computer desk. My mom decided she would wake up randomly and come into my room (because she saw my light on). At the exact moment she came in I was cumming and because of my reflexes I was able to cover myself with a shirt I had nearby. Worst orgasm ever, because my mom was standing right there, my heart was pumping fast because I was scared I would be caught, and it was one of my favorite shirts. Luckily, she had no idea.

Lego
May 11th, 2012, 01:57 AM
^ that sucks one time my mom didnt knock when i was 14 and i was jerkin it and i pretended to be changing my pants and said moooom! And she closed the door instantly never knew if she knew but didnt mention it again. I said it was cuz i peed myself at school from laughing and went up and peed on my pants a little. I think she bought it lol dont know how

Zydeco
May 16th, 2012, 11:53 PM
If I'm horny enough, I'll cum on my own, even after I've stopped.

Bojan
May 17th, 2012, 07:31 AM
Happend a few times and just went had a shower or went for a walk to find a nice private spot to Finnish up

ddbumblebee
May 17th, 2012, 07:57 AM
I remember when I was younger I one day was masturbating under my blankets in my bed. I had a shirt on but I had my boxers all the way down to my toes under my blanket. Anyt, I was going at it and then my mum walked in and asked me to quickly get up coz she wanted me to put some clothes away. I don't know how I did it but I reefed my boxers up and at the same time pointed my boner upwards; luckily I was wearing a shirt that night:)

YOUNGFLYGUY
May 17th, 2012, 09:43 AM
I just go to the bathroom and finish

TheDxevilboy
May 20th, 2012, 11:03 PM
I have been walked in on like 12 times. I do it in the bathroom or my room but I don't lock the doors. I do lock the doors when I have sex, the other guy made me lock the door.

Sean4U
July 6th, 2012, 11:52 AM
^ that sucks one time my mom didnt knock when i was 14 and i was jerkin it and i pretended to be changing my pants and said moooom! And she closed the door instantly never knew if she knew but didnt mention it again. I said it was cuz i peed myself at school from laughing and went up and peed on my pants a little. I think she bought it lol dont know how

HAHAHA...well hate to be the bad guy but don't think that worked :D Mom's know we jack off guys after all....not that they want to see it or believe it but they do...and yes had that happen quite a bit, i just either finish since my room is downstairs and they would have to go down 2 flights to get to me or go somewhere to finish