How do you unerect a boner

[lisshar]

I need help on this since I sometime pop one by accident.

[AHSboy]

I'm not sure if it's a "cure" for a boner, but I find that if I push the tip down, so that it bends in half slightly (not too much), and I "crack" it, the boner seems to go away. Not sure if it really works, but it does for me...

[Fishes]

I usually like push it down between my legs and sqeeze it a little

[KarkatLuv]

i just don't think about it, or anything that could cause it to start growing again

[Evan-9]

All you can do is try to not touch it and think of something else. Besides that, not much.

[Sebastian Michaelis]

I just don't think about it. For emergencies, like when a teacher asks you to stand in front of the class, just think about your grandma being a star in a porno. Works for me lol.

[ImCoolBeans]

i just don't think about it, or anything that could cause it to start growing again

That.

Just don't think about it, let all thoughts about it or anything sexual leave your head :P

[Tonebone88]

I generally just push it down so it's in between my legs. Then I try not to think about anything sexual. Usually it's completely random but you don't want to give it extra fuel.

[Sonic Boom]

Hold your breath for as long as you can. It works, trust me.

[MJohn]

I poke my hand with a pen so it's kinda painful but good painful.. loool

[Quercus]

Sounds weird but I think back to a time I seen a cat ran over by a car.. My penis does a Uturn haha.

[Saxophone 44]

Just think about that porn you watched the other day... Just kidding. Suggestions from other people: sing the national anthem, deep breaths, etc. what really works is breathing slowly, and don't think of anything to fuel it. The science behind the erection goes as follows: guy thinks of something arousing, the heart starts beating faster. This raises your blood pressure, making your penis fill with blood. You need to slow your heartbeat, or decrease your blood pressure using other means, so the penis will stop being an overflow area for that blood. It's graphic, sorry. On the bright side, you can probably think of this during the time of boner (TOB). Good luck, my friend.

P.S. Slow breathing calms your heart rate.

[Swag44]

I'm not sure if it's a "cure" for a boner, but I find that if I push the tip down, so that it bends in half slightly (not too much), and I "crack" it, the boner seems to go away. Not sure if it really works, but it does for me...

Say what, crack you penis.... o.0

[Abyssal Echo]

All you can do is try to not touch it and think of something else. Besides that, not much.

yep I agree Evan-9 not much else u can do

[IAMWILL]

Think of tumors or surgery gone wrong or warts or nasty shit. Also engage in situation with someone. You have to devoid your attention from it and it will go away.

[BradyW97]

think of susan boyle or how ever you spell her name

[Turtle007]

pull it down

[mfupi2]

Wait.

[Straight]

Sounds weird but I think back to a time I seen a cat ran over by a car.. My penis does a Uturn haha.
Lol, that actually made me laugh :L 'Penis does a u-turn' :P

[senior.2013]

Just think of something else. Thats the best way to do it.

[MJohn]

think of susan boyle or how ever you spell her name

But......she's hot. Haha kidding

[TeddyBearRock]

Dont think about it and think of non-sexual things

[samb12]

think about stuff that turns u off and stuff like that i put it between my legs if i can and it goes away too

[Just_meh]

think about something else...

[Sudds3]

I usually just waistband it, you just flip it up and stick the top under your waistband so it holds it without making too much of a bulge...thats only if your pretty thick! But if not then it goes undetectable

[ekul6159]

Tuck it up in the waistband! lol

[Abigballofdust]

Flex your quadriceps and keep it flexed. It will redirect blood and unbone you.
Besides, thinking away is the best thing, although some times it won't work... Specially when you force yourself to.

[Vian]

Yeah, the boys from above above are correct. Basically, trying to think about something else works in order to chill a boner out; however, the truth is that most of the time every boner persists, :rolleyes: even when you're really intending to forget such ---whatsoever, it just turns into an extreme hard burden to resist, which carries us to jerk off or something. In these cases, what works on me is: Listen to my favorite type of music, play video games, or just by going out for a while. Sometimes all these attempts are useless, though. There's just no way out. :)

[Jay_Team_Swagg]

It helps me to just sit in the dark and turn on the tv or smething

[zach17020]

dont think about it. or masturbate

[NotASpyingRent]

I'm not sure if it's a "cure" for a boner, but I find that if I push the tip down, so that it bends in half slightly (not too much), and I "crack" it, the boner seems to go away. Not sure if it really works, but it does for me...

You "crack" your boner? That DOES NOT sound healthy.

[gmansa]

i think about old people

[Chaos42]

Think about ugly nuns with warts. :D

[Erasmus]

You don't.

[Greg1994]

think of something else and just wait.

[The captain]

well, first idea is wank and if u can't just think on sad things, works for me

[blondieboy]

I just don't think about it. For emergencies, like when a teacher asks you to stand in front of the class, just think about your grandma being a star in a porno. Works for me lol.

:) lol

[Lanx]

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.

[leafgreenangel]

all i can say is just stop thinking about it and try to focus on something else

[cody999]

pull down your pants and show it off

[Ian.C]

find something new to do

[Ian.C]

taked ur mind off it

[obsessivedisorder]

Sounds weird but I think back to a time I seen a cat ran over by a car.. My penis does a Uturn haha.

Okay, I am not going to lie, I'm a girl and I am stalking this thread because I can and I am curious. But this is so terrible and amazing. I was talking to a couple of guys, and one said he thinks of our former middle school principle taking a shit on our current high school principle. Both are fugly. The other thinks of people being slashed in half by machetes or some kind of late knife thing... Your comment just reminded me of that. But I am not sure if it works because, you know, I am not of the male gender and dont have any male reproductive parts "down there". Hope this helps. If not, I don't know what to tell you... I'm a girl.

[kimnikko]

just jerk off or something, that should take care of it. but if you're in a public place, just try not to think of it. and focus on other stuffs.

[blondieboy]

You "crack" your boner? That DOES NOT sound healthy.

no it does not

[justin 13]

Dude Do whatever u want but TOUCH it. LOL

[dingo006]

Take a cold can of coke from the fridge and put it right at the base of your penis. itll shrink it fast.

[musicboy97]

Have a quicky or just think about something else?

[irish_dude_16]

just thinnk of sumthing boring and try to distract your mind ? it should go away then ? :D

[pjones]

try and solve math problems in your head, works for me

[Krash9]

flip it into the waist band and excuse yourself n go rub one out.

[Jevon]

Just let it do it's thing

[radioactive]

Think about something gross to u and unsexual it works for me