**Official Male Hygiene and Masturbation Survey**

[Luke2]

1. Age?
2. Sexuality?

3.How often do you shower?
4.How long do you spend in the shower?
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin?

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops?
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine?
8.How many times do you wipe your butt?
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe?
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest)

11.How often do you masturbate?
12.Where do you masturbate?
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else?
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why?
15 How do you clean up your sperm?

16.How often do you change your underwear?
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear?
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet?
19.Do you bite your fingernails?
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once?

[gabzas331]

This isn't official.


-Gabe

[Human]

1. Age? 13
2. Sexuality? straight

3.How often do you shower? 1-2 a day
4.How long do you spend in the shower? 10 mins
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin? all the time, I pull it back and leave it

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops? shake
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine? never have
8.How many times do you wipe your butt? WAT
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe? WAT
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest) WHAT

11.How often do you masturbate? daily
12.Where do you masturbate? my room or wherever possible
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? myself
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why? no
15 How do you clean up your sperm? Tissue or something close

16.How often do you change your underwear? daily
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear? two days
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet? at school never, it's just the thing there :P
19.Do you bite your fingernails? occasionally
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once? trousers, shirt if I haven't done much exercise

[senior.2013]

1. Age? 16
2. Sexuality? Straight

3.How often do you shower? Every day
4.How long do you spend in the shower? 10-15 minutes
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin?

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops? Shake a little
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine? Theres always one drop after I shake anyway
8.How many times do you wipe your butt? 3-4?
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe? Sit
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest) Uhm no

11.How often do you masturbate? Every other day
12.Where do you masturbate? Bed
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? On a cum rag
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why? No, I wouldnt want to walk around with wet semen in my "d'raws"
15 How do you clean up your sperm? A cum rag

16.How often do you change your underwear? Every day
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear? 2 days?
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet? Yes
19.Do you bite your fingernails? No
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once? A sweatshirt if I didnt wear it too long

[Abyssal Echo]

1. Age? 14
2. Sexuality? Gay

3.How often do you shower? 3 counting at school
4.How long do you spend in the shower? 10-15min
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin? every time I take a shoer

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops? shake
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine? idk
8.How many times do you wipe your butt? idk never counted
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe? stand
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest) sometimes

11.How often do you masturbate? every day
12.Where do you masturbate? bedroom, bathroom
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? chest stomach
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why? no
15 How do you clean up your sperm? T shirt, underwear. tissue

16.How often do you change your underwear? every day
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear? a day
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet? yes
19.Do you bite your fingernails? no
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once? pants, shorts

[Slosh]

1. Age? 15
2. Sexuality? straight

3.How often do you shower? 1-2 times a week
4.How long do you spend in the shower? 15-45 mins
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin? every time

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops? shake
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine? after getting 10yo
8.How many times do you wipe your butt? 2-3
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe? stand
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest) no

11.How often do you masturbate? every day
12.Where do you masturbate? bed, bathroom
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? into tissues or a sock
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why? i did it when i discovered masturbation, i didn't know how to clean up
15 How do you clean up your sperm? with tissues or a sock

16.How often do you change your underwear? every time i shower
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear? 1 week
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet? no
19.Do you bite your fingernails? no
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once? jeans, jacket

[HEN_iP]

1. Age? 15
2. Sexuality? Bi-sexual

3.How often do you shower? Once(1) a day.
4.How long do you spend in the shower? 15 mins.
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin? Every time I shower.

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops? Shake
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine? Around 10 or so.
8.How many times do you wipe your butt? 4 times.
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe? Stand
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest) Nope. Super careful about this.

11.How often do you masturbate? 2 times a day
12.Where do you masturbate? Bedroom
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? Sheets or sometimes if I'm not covering up then onto my body.
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why? No.
15 How do you clean up your sperm? Tissues and sometimes self consume.

16.How often do you change your underwear? Once a day
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear? 3 days (Went out camping)
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet? Yes
19.Do you bite your fingernails? No
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once? Shirts and Pants

[dkp123]

1. Age? 14
2. Sexuality? Bi

3.How often do you shower? Everyday
4.How long do you spend in the shower? about 30 minutes
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin? everytime i shower, and if I shower in the morning, I was under my foreskin at night

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops? shake, or if in cubical shake and wipe
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine? can't remember when I ever did that to be honest..
8.How many times do you wipe your butt? as may times as it needs
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe? stand
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest)no, that's disgusting

11.How often do you masturbate? 5-7 times per day
12.Where do you masturbate? in my bedroom
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? tissue, and flush it
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why? I have done it before, but changed right away
15 How do you clean up yiour sperm? tissue

16.How often do you change your underwear? everday
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear? 2 days, camping
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet? yes, or use hand san
19.Do you bite your fingernails? no


20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once? lounge pants

[funinthesun]

1. Age? 15
2. Sexuality? straight

3.How often do you shower? daily
4.How long do you spend in the shower? 10 min
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin?

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops? idk
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine?idk

11.How often do you masturbate? 2-3 times per week
12.Where do you masturbate? bathroom/bedroom
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? in toilet paper
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why? no
15 How do you clean up your sperm? down the toilet

16.How often do you change your underwear? daily
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear? idk not long
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet? YES!
19.Do you bite your fingernails? no
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once? jeans, sweatshirts

[KidImage]

1. Age? 14 almost 15
2. Sexuality? Straight

3.How often do you shower? Once a day unless im going to the gym i shower like 2 times a day before and after
4.How long do you spend in the shower? like a good 30 minutes
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin? Everyday

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops? shake
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine? like last year
8.How many times do you wipe your butt? untill theres no poop left lol
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe? stand
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest) nah thats nasty :X

11.How often do you masturbate? like 3 times a week
12.Where do you masturbate? my bed
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? napkins
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why? N/A
15 How do you clean up your sperm? Clean it up with wipes

16.How often do you change your underwear? Everyday
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear? 1 day
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet? Ofcourse
19.Do you bite your fingernails? Nope
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once? Jeans

[WithoutFear]

1. Age? 16
2. Sexuality? straight/curious

3.How often do you shower? 1-2 a day
4.How long do you spend in the shower? 5-10mins
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin? yes

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops? shake
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine? ???
8.How many times do you wipe your butt? i have never counted that. who does?
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe? wow that is weird
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest) you asked some pretty distirbing questions

11.How often do you masturbate? once a day
12.Where do you masturbate? my room
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? rag
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why? yes and because i wasnt going out that day and no one was home.
15 How do you clean up your sperm? rag

16.How often do you change your underwear? daily, sometimes more
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear? 2 days
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet? yes
19.Do you bite your fingernails? no
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once? pants and jumpers

[Auzzie 94]

1. Age? 18
2. Sexuality? Straight

3.How often do you shower? Once a day sometimes twice (morning and night)
4.How long do you spend in the shower? I like to save water so usually I have 5-10 minute showers sometimes a little longer.
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin? Every time I shower I wash my penis and whole body thoroughly. If I have just masturbated or had sex I hop in the shower almost straight after and wash under my foreskin immediately so it never smells.

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops? If I am urinating into a toilet then I wipe if I'm urinating into a urinal I shake.
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine? When I became a teen I guess.
8.How many times do you wipe your butt? Every time I go to the toilet and need to? What kind of a question is that anyway... silly.
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe? Sit
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest) Nope and man you ask some messed up questions bro...

11.How often do you masturbate? Whenever I feel the urge or desire to masturbate, if I have had satisfying sex then I don't get as horny and don't need to masturbate.
12.Where do you masturbate? My apartment or friends houses (female friends)
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? Into a bunch of tissues.
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why? Nope, that's pretty disgusting in my opinion.
15 How do you clean up your sperm? I don't need to clean it up since I blow my load into tissues and dispose of them (in the bin or flushing them down the toilet).

16.How often do you change your underwear? Every time I have a shower (once a day sometimes twice, I am a hygienic guy)
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear? 4 days and that was when I went camping/hunting with my Uncles, I was like 14 or so.
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet? Yep
19.Do you bite your fingernails? Yeah occasionally if I am nervous or something
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once? Possibly a t-shirt or shirts if I have to.

[izik]

1. Age? 16
2. Sexuality? Straight

3.How often do you shower? 1-2 times a day
4.How long do you spend in the shower? 5-10min
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin? n/a

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops? shake
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine? never have done it?
8.How many times do you wipe your butt? depends...
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe? stand
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest) no

11.How often do you masturbate? about once a day
12.Where do you masturbate? my room
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? somewhere else
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why? NO
15 How do you clean up your sperm? towel

16.How often do you change your underwear? everyday
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear? maybe 2-3days since laundry wasnt clean
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet? YES
19.Do you bite your fingernails? nope
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once? jeans...thats it

[JonB15]

1. Age? 19
2. Sexuality? Straight

3.How often do you shower? 1-2 times a day
4.How long do you spend in the shower? 5-15 mins
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin? yes

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops? shake
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine? 10
8.How many times do you wipe your butt? once
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe? sit
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest) no

11.How often do you masturbate? every couple of days
12.Where do you masturbate? depends (bedroom, bathroom)
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? sometimes pants, in hand, on floor, or on chest
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why? yes, it felt good
15 How do you clean up your sperm? with a towel, or a tissue

16.How often do you change your underwear? once a day
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear? 3 days
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet? no
19.Do you bite your fingernails? no
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once? shirt, pants

[armadaskiing]

1. Age? 13
2. Sexuality? straight

3.How often do you shower? 1x day
4.How long do you spend in the shower? 10 min
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin? everytime i shower?

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops? shake
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine? Never o.O
8.How many times do you wipe your butt? Dunno o.O
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe? Stand ...
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest) When i was kid?

11.How often do you masturbate? daily
12.Where do you masturbate? At home, if possible outside
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? On a cleanex
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why? Didn't had time.
15 How do you clean up your sperm? Cleanex

16.How often do you change your underwear? 1x day
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear? 3 days, was in mountains didn't have reserve ones.
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet? Always
19.Do you bite your fingernails? Nope
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once? Da fuq? I don't understand zis?

[zelda98]

1. Age? 15
2. Sexuality? straight

3.How often do you shower?once a day
4.How long do you spend in the shower?about 15 minutes
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin?N/A

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops?shake
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine?i don't remember
8.How many times do you wipe your butt?till i feel that it's clean
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe?sit
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest)no

11.How often do you masturbate?when i feel like it
12.Where do you masturbate?bathroom bed shower
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? try to get it into the tissue
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why?no
15 How do you clean up your sperm?tissue

16.How often do you change your underwear?whenever i shower
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear?2 days
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet?yes
19.Do you bite your fingernails?no
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once?underwear and socks, shirt, and shorts

[Nellerin]

1. Age? 14
2. Sexuality? straight (somewhat curious)

3.How often do you shower? daily
4.How long do you spend in the shower? 5min
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin? im cut

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops? shake
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine? i never really did that
8.How many times do you wipe your butt? couple
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe?depends
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest) nope

11.How often do you masturbate? 1-3 times a day
12.Where do you masturbate? room/bathroom
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? stomach then wipe it up
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why? if im really horny and forgot to bring something to clean up i will
15 How do you clean up your sperm? tissue

16.How often do you change your underwear? daily
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear? two days
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet? ya pretty much
19.Do you bite your fingernails? no
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once? jeans and maybe a shirt

[Sandstorm24]

1. Age?13
2. Sexuality?strait

3.How often do you shower?once a day
4.How long do you spend in the shower?20min
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin?N/A

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops?shake
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine?idk
8.How many times do you wipe your butt?until clean
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe?sit
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest)no

11.How often do you masturbate?1 a day
12.Where do you masturbate?shower
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else?N/A
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why?no
15 How do you clean up your sperm?toilet paper

16.How often do you change your underwear?night
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear?1 day
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet?ya
19.Do you bite your fingernails?ya
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once?idk

[sandyrip1]

1. Age? 16
2. Sexuality? straight

3.How often do you shower? 2 times a day
4.How long do you spend in the shower? 30 minutes
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin? i'm cut

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops? I shake and whatever is left my boxers can handle it
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine? I usually let it soak it up if its only like 1 drop left lol
8.How many times do you wipe your butt? depends on how many times I go to the bathroom
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe? sit, I get more efficiency
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest) no

11.How often do you masturbate? 4 times a week
12.Where do you masturbate? my room
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? on a rag
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why? No never
15 How do you clean up your sperm? An old rag

16.How often do you change your underwear? Usually twice a day once when i get home from school and once when I wake up
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear? maybe a day
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet? Yes
19.Do you bite your fingernails? No
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once? Does a hat count XD... But maybe socks or something

[Mranon58]

1. Age? 14
2. Sexuality? Straight Curious

3.How often do you shower? Every other day
4.How long do you spend in the shower? 30 mins ish
5.If you are uncircumcised how ofter do you wash under your foreskin? Everytime I have a shower or bath

6.After urinating, do you shake, wipe, or let your underwear soak up the last drops? Shake
7.When did you stop letting your underwear soak up the last drops of urine? Idk
8.How many times do you wipe your butt? Until it's clean
9.Do you stand or sit to wipe? Sit
10.Do you ever get poop stains in your underwear? (be honest) No

11.How often do you masturbate? 1-2 times a day
12.Where do you masturbate? Bedroom, Bathroom
13.When masturbating in bed do you ejaculate on your sheets, in your pants or somewhere else? On my stomach
14.Do you or did you you ever ejaculate into your underwear and not change? Why? Nope
15 How do you clean up your sperm? Underwear or a sock or something off the floor

16.How often do you change your underwear? Everyday
17.What's the longest you've worn the same pair of underwear? A day
18.Do you always wash your hands after using the toilet? Yes
19.Do you bite your fingernails? Yes :$
20.What articles of clothing will you wear more than once? Shirt, trousers, sweatpants unless they're dirty after the first day

[DerBear]

Please don't bump old threads, :locked: