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Man of God
February 11th, 2012, 06:57 PM
Hello VT Forums! :) You can call me "Man of God" because it's true. I have lived by the bible for my whole life. My favorite passage is Luke 12:5.

But there is something else I must address.

I have come to this site because I am in dire need of help. As you may have remembered from the bible passage Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

I accidentally found a homosexual pornographic magazine in one of my friends houses. I was utterly disgusted at what I saw. He admitted to me he was gay, which is when I turned my back on him, filled with rage and disgust. He had abandoned God! He tried to explain to me it wasn't his choice, but I can barely understand how people can like...that. Me and some of my church buddies tried to stone him to death but he got away. (Why do we stone people? Because then no one is completely to blame for the killing, and it doesn't violate the ten commandments).

Now we are in legal trouble, and the American court and secular laws must be flawed, because nobody is listening to me! Does anyone know how to get me out of this? I tried explaining that we were doing the work that God intended, and it still didn't work. I need some help. :(

UnknownError
February 11th, 2012, 07:09 PM
Hi, welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?

Man of God
February 11th, 2012, 07:11 PM
Hi, welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?


McDonalds is not holy. Are you insulting me and my religion?

Vonn
February 11th, 2012, 07:18 PM
You won't be here long.

Donkey
February 11th, 2012, 07:18 PM
:locked: