Goat police

[Amaryllis]

American news is boring. Try Australian.

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This kid was at it for hours - leaving a couple of frustrated police officers hoofing it around Melbourne in a puff.
Police and animal experts tried everything to haul her in, but keeping up with the pacey goat proved fruitless.
Eventually they caught up with the runaway kid who, if nothing else, improved the physical condition of Melbourne's finest.

http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/goat-goads-cops-into-a-merry-chase-no-kidding/story-e6frflri-1226264316213

Haha why would you chase a single goat.... Weird humans.

[Donkey]

Australian police have crappy uniforms lol

[Amaryllis]

Australian police have crappy uniforms lol

Naw. That's just their uniform for chasing goats. This is their actual uniform:

http://images.newsphotos.com.au/images2/Lores/20333209.jpg

And occasionally this:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/06/11/svCOULSON_narrowweb__300x425,0.jpg

[Mortal Coil]

Only in Australia... this is pretty funny though.