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Silicate Wielder
February 8th, 2012, 04:08 PM
last time i actually checked my penis size, it was 8.4 inches long. and now I checked a little bit ago and the growth since then is staggerign to me... 9 INCHES LONG!!!!! WTF?! I was more than big enough already but this? this is insane! Last time I checked before this time was like a month ago. Anyone else heard of anyone growing this much in one month? :confused:

Wheatley
February 8th, 2012, 04:30 PM
Are you sure you are 1. Telling the truth and 2. measuring it right? Its alright to have a dick that big, but its unheard of. You are lucky....

Silicate Wielder
February 8th, 2012, 04:33 PM
Are you sure you are 1. Telling the truth and 2. measuring it right? Its alright to have a dick that big, but its unheard of. You are lucky....

Yes I am sure i'm mesuring right, and am telling the truth. but I'm still amazed that my dick is so big. when i got a boner to measure the foreskin i though I ws growing seemed to dissapear as it stretched to make sure my skin didn't rip on my dick.

Wheatley
February 8th, 2012, 04:35 PM
hmm well can you at least suck it? I know it soundsagainst the rules question, but if you cant suck it, you arent 9 inches lol

Donkey
February 8th, 2012, 04:45 PM
13 year old 9" dick. Honestly man, in total sincerity and seriousness, it is time to see a doctor... and the Guinness World Records. Unless of course your ruler is the wrong way around and we are talking CM. Either goes

Wheatley
February 8th, 2012, 04:48 PM
13 year old 9" dick. Honestly man, in total sincerity and seriousness, it is time to see a doctor... and the Guinness World Records. Unless of course your ruler is the wrong way around and we are talking CM. Either goes

LOL Epic, 9cm is huge haha. Maybe it just goes 1 in, 2 in, 3 in, 7in , 9in

Silicate Wielder
February 8th, 2012, 05:06 PM
hmm well can you at least suck it? I know it soundsagainst the rules question, but if you cant suck it, you arent 9 inches lol

Yeah, I can suck it.

13 year old 9" dick. Honestly man, in total sincerity and seriousness, it is time to see a doctor... and the Guinness World Records. Unless of course your ruler is the wrong way around and we are talking CM. Either goes

Yeah, your right. >_> But the biggest dick is supposed to be 13 inches long. But one reason it may be this big is defective genes (you can break your genes you know, thats how people get cancer.) But anyways. The Genes may be mixed up or defective cause I picked up large hands. long arms/legs. fro my dad and somehow I have a long torso, long neck and
well a big dick, so if the genes cause my long neck and torso could be mixed genes maybe its the same thing with my dick? (I know it sounds absurd, but its the only theory I can think of about ehy my dick is so long)

Donkey
February 8th, 2012, 05:10 PM
Probably, but not after only a couple years of puberty and no penis enlargement treatment. lol

Bigswedishboy
February 8th, 2012, 05:17 PM
Yeah, I can suck it.



Yeah, your right. >_> But the biggest dick is supposed to be 13 inches long. But one reason it may be this big is defective genes (you can break your genes you know, thats how people get cancer.) But anyways. The Genes may be mixed up or defective cause I picked up large hands. long arms/legs. fro my dad and somehow I have a long torso, long neck and
well a big dick, so if the genes cause my long neck and torso could be mixed genes maybe its the same thing with my dick? (I know it sounds absurd, but its the only theory I can think of about ehy my dick is so long)

Your not done growing and I'm not gonna say your lying just don't knock anyone out

matt25
February 8th, 2012, 05:24 PM
You must have measured wrong

James1998
February 8th, 2012, 05:37 PM
With all due respect, I dont think it is humanly possible to have a 9in dick at 13, if you are telling the truth you are one of the most gifted people on the planet

mfupi2
February 8th, 2012, 06:36 PM
You may have been just more hard this time, or are measuring inaccurately. Especially with unusually large penises, it can be difficult for men to get "rock hard" erections, because there's a comparable amount of erectile tissue regardless of your size. So big penises need more blood to become engorged, but the same amount of water in a juice glass and a pitcher won't fill the pitcher up as much, if you see the analogy.

Stronger
February 8th, 2012, 06:59 PM
With all due respect, I dont think it is humanly possible to have a 9in dick at 13, if you are telling the truth you are one of the most gifted people on the planet

Its his dick size, not superpowers ;)

senior.2013
February 8th, 2012, 07:20 PM
Well, Im not gonna tell you youre measuring wrong, or that youre defective. But if you are growing almost an inch in a month or two - in the penile region - you may want to ask someone about that. I mean a professional, of course. If you keep this rate, youre going to need blood transfusions every time you get an erection by age 18.

Justin98
February 8th, 2012, 08:40 PM
If you really are that big then you want grow anymore probably

Diverperry
February 8th, 2012, 09:07 PM
You may have been just more hard this time, or are measuring inaccurately. Especially with unusually large penises, it can be difficult for men to get "rock hard" erections, because there's a comparable amount of erectile tissue regardless of your size. So big penises need more blood to become engorged, but the same amount of water in a juice glass and a pitcher won't fill the pitcher up as much, if you see the analogy.

i second what this guy said. erection quality is most likely the cause

mikephelps
February 8th, 2012, 09:59 PM
Um check the ruler dude. You sure you're not using the cm side instead of the in side of it:P

Mtc 10
February 8th, 2012, 10:40 PM
Honestly.. 13 and 9 inches? c'mon? you basically just started puberty at what 12? or a few months ago? I agree with donkey its time to see a doctor. If you are telling the truth that could be a serious medical issue. And you need to get it checked out

Silicate Wielder
February 8th, 2012, 11:27 PM
Honestly.. 13 and 9 inches? c'mon? you basically just started puberty at what 12? or a few months ago? I agree with donkey its time to see a doctor. If you are telling the truth that could be a serious medical issue. And you need to get it checked out

Actually I started puberty at age 9...

Well, Im not gonna tell you youre measuring wrong, or that youre defective. But if you are growing almost an inch in a month or two - in the penile region - you may want to ask someone about that. I mean a professional, of course. If you keep this rate, youre going to need blood transfusions every time you get an erection by age 18.

Omg, I never even thought of that. I'll see if the growth slows and if it dosn't I'll go get medical help.

ImCoolBeans
February 8th, 2012, 11:32 PM
Omg, I never even thought of that. I'll see if the growth slows and if it dosn't I'll go get medical help.

Err, I'm pretty sure that was a joke... you wouldn't need a blood transfusion for an erection.

Core
February 9th, 2012, 12:02 AM
Yeah, your right. >_> But the biggest dick is supposed to be 13 inches long. But one reason it may be this big is defective genes (you can break your genes you know, thats how people get cancer.) But anyways. The Genes may be mixed up or defective cause I picked up large hands. long arms/legs. fro my dad and somehow I have a long torso, long neck and
well a big dick, so if the genes cause my long neck and torso could be mixed genes maybe its the same thing with my dick? (I know it sounds absurd, but its the only theory I can think of about ehy my dick is so long)


That's not how genetics work Im me if u want to know the details. Each feature has its own set of genes that are compleatly different. There is no way that is affecting ur penis size

Polo2847
February 9th, 2012, 12:07 AM
You should do the stuff people already said up there. Also, if you could and brave enough, ask you dad what his penis size is, ask him when did he start puberty to see if you're following his steps. For now all I have to say is DAMN period.

euler
February 9th, 2012, 12:13 AM
Yeah, your right. >_> But the biggest dick is supposed to be 13 inches long. But one reason it may be this big is defective genes (you can break your genes you know, thats how people get cancer.) But anyways. The Genes may be mixed up or defective cause I picked up large hands. long arms/legs. fro my dad and somehow I have a long torso, long neck and
well a big dick, so if the genes cause my long neck and torso could be mixed genes maybe its the same thing with my dick? (I know it sounds absurd, but its the only theory I can think of about ehy my dick is so long)
No... just no. "Genes" DON'T work that way.

Chris95
February 9th, 2012, 01:32 AM
Omg, I never even thought of that. I'll see if the growth slows and if it dosn't I'll go get medical help.

I wouldn't. I would just go to the hospital right now. What if you wake up tomorrow and your dick is so big, you can't even fit it through the door? What are you going to do then?

ImCoolBeans
February 9th, 2012, 01:35 AM
I wouldn't. I would just go to the hospital right now. What if you wake up tomorrow and your dick is so big, you can't even fit it through the door? What are you going to do then?

Stop trolling, it's not cute or funny - and it really has no place on this site.

Back on topic guys.

Zwxg
May 19th, 2013, 07:05 PM
all i hav to say is DAMN haha i wish i could grow like u haha

teen.jpg
May 19th, 2013, 08:55 PM
That's gross.

jaycee.broham
May 19th, 2013, 09:17 PM
Only he knows if hes telling the truth. cx

Jamie_P
May 20th, 2013, 08:39 AM
As long as your telling the truth, then congrats dude.. Lol. And yeah maybe you should be consulted by a doctor as a 9 inch erect penis is almost abnormally large on a 13 year old boy such as yourself. I realise my post is outdated so even on a 14 year old boy (I'm guessing that's how old you are now) a 9 inch penis is very large. It's advised you should see a doctor. Good luck.

SniperKing
May 22nd, 2013, 08:05 PM
kinda sounds like you're confused with centimetres and inches....

Teen13
June 11th, 2013, 04:53 PM
It's possible due to the bell curve of penile size
If 70% have 5 inches 1% has 9 inches

Beemo
June 11th, 2013, 04:59 PM
I'm not saying I don't believe you but that sounds pretty fairy tale !


I'm new to this guys and I can't pm! So pm I have skype and I love experimenting :)

Gopher
June 11th, 2013, 05:26 PM
I had a 7 1/2 inch dick at 13, 9 inches isn't far from there, I hit puberty early and haven't grown since. I believe you, but man your one lucky kid.

nbridg14
June 11th, 2013, 05:51 PM
if that is for real then its reali annoying. im only 4inches hard.

Chris95
June 12th, 2013, 02:01 AM
I had a 7 1/2 inch dick at 13, 9 inches isn't far from there, I hit puberty early and haven't grown since. I believe you, but man your one lucky kid.

It actually is really, really far from there when you think about it.

Mob Boss
June 12th, 2013, 02:20 AM
Hey guys, guys, guys are you listening? .....this thread is nearly a YEAR old. Stop bumping old threads, k?
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