A COmeBACK

[BORIK]

So everyday in school, this dude calls me a "fagot" but im not gay or bi. I still personally accept and love gay straight or bi ppl. What are some good comebacks for when this kid says it again? ( the more humiliating for him tue better and hes short to so a short joke wont hurt either. Thanks for your help.

[Stronger]

Why? Why stoop down to his level, why not be more mature and ignore him or tell him to fuck off?

[BORIK]

Good point.

[Stronger]

Cause if you do, that will just make him continue and things could even get worse

[User Does Not Exist]

Is this guy like 8 years old? What educated person calls someone else a faggot?

[Saxophone 44]

Seriously. This one kid called me a fag (which is funny because I'm twice his size and not gay or bi) and I just told him that he should brush his teeth. Done.

[Trinity_15]

They found your button that's all. You just have to find each of thier's. I know I had a friend that when faced w/ this situation would comeback w/ " if you see a fag, beat a fag, then go home and tell your dad you got beat up by a fag" and nobody would ever really try to fight him, but they stopped.

Don't forget to find their buttons. Look at noses, teeth, clothes, walk, talk, tell them that thier father isn't his real dad(even if not true b/c that's what theyre doing,) act really grossed out (like ur about to vomit) when they talk to you and say really loud that their breath stinks, our ask if they used any deodorant, or crap on themselves b/c they stink. Good luck!

Source: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080317204515AAhv9vN

[mfupi2]

Many times a person who bullies someone for being gay is expressing internalized homophobia because they are themselves queer.

I point that out not really to use as ammunition against him, but use it how you will, I guess.


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[ImCoolBeans]

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I think coming up with a list of "comebacks" to use on him is pretty childish and shows that you're willing to step down to his level to try to emotionally hurt someone. Just tell him to shut up or to stop - don't overreact to it because that will just show them that they're really bothering you, that they have really hit a soft spot - and thats what they want.

[KarkatLuv]

you don't need to stoop to his level, but if you want to and don't mind embarrising yourself a bit this is what i say: (i have a habit of making bad situations worse) "Why, you intrested?" that usually makes people back off because they are worried im being serious, especially if i make myself sound hopeful.

[Rayquaza]

Don't use comebacks. Ignore them and tell someone. Using comebacks will just 'add fuel to the fire'

[matt25]

I have thought of an intelligent response but I'm not sure if you should use one at all, just ignore him...
But anyway:
A faggot is closely related to the word fagotto which is the Italian for bassoon.
Bassoons are tall.. he is not.

Awful I know

[Electra Heart]

Doooon't do that, it'll turn out worse then when it began. Do the opposite and completely ignore him 'till he gets bored and bothers some other kid.

[jamesscott]

just ignore him once he realizes hes not getting a reaction he will stop.

[Can'tHelpIt]

faggot or esp ( US ) fagot 1 (ˈfæɡət)

— n
1. a bundle of sticks or twigs, esp when bound together and used as fuel
2. a bundle of iron bars, esp a box formed by four pieces of wrought iron and filled with scrap to be forged into wrought iron
3. a ball of chopped meat, usually pork liver, bound with herbs and bread and eaten fried
4. a bundle of anything

I'm not saying stoop to his level but you could tell him what faggot really means

[Tyryham]

Say "takes one to know one" hay comment if u read this and tell me how it goes

[FojeJC]

You can use some comebacks like the good ones above or just search for some online.
In my opinion you have 3 options.

Option 1: Ignore him, not even eye contact.
(Not what I do)

Option 2: As funny as it sounds, be nice to him, smile and talk and bla, bla, bla. Amazingly it works or it might make it worse, that's where option 3.

Option 3: You need a serious face or crazy person's smile. When he says that again walk right up to him and tell him to say that again but this time to your face, he probably won't but if he does grab him by his collar and tell him you didn't hear him right, if he does then tell him if he says that again you will leave nothing but bruises on his face. If still does it then do what you said you would. (Always works for me)

[Abigballofdust]

You can use some comebacks like the good ones above or just search for some online.
In my opinion you have 3 options.

Option 1: Ignore him, not even eye contact.
(Not what I do)

Option 2: As funny as it sounds, be nice to him, smile and talk and bla, bla, bla. Amazingly it works or it might make it worse, that's where option 3.

Option 3: You need a serious face or crazy person's smile. When he says that again walk right up to him and tell him to say that again but this time to your face, he probably won't but if he does grab him by his collar and tell him you didn't hear him right, if he does then tell him if he says that again you will leave nothing but bruises on his face. If still does it then do what you said you would. (Always works for me)

For the love of God, do not take in consideration option 3.
Come back in a smart way if you really want to ('Takes one to know one' is pure genius). Or just don't show him it hurts you.