Full Metal Jacket

[Professional Russian]

This is one of my favorite movies made.

Its just unspeable about its that intense

[Djentleman]

The toilet shotgun scene will always be ingrained on my mind.

[Scarface]

good shit man. Keep watching this great classic.

[Professional Russian]

good shit man. Keep watching this great classic.

i own it one of the greatst movies made

[Scarface]

Check out Platoon

[Professional Russian]

with charlie sheen Great movie

[Sugaree]

What is this Mickey Mouse bullshit?

[Professional Russian]

What is this Mickey Mouse bullshit?

is that you john wayne is this me?

Who the fuck said that. Hows twinkle toed little cock sucker who just signed his own death Warrent

[Sugaree]

is that you john wayne is this me?

Who the fuck said that. Hows twinkle toed little cock sucker who just signed his own death Warrent

Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!

[Professional Russian]

Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

[Thanatos]

"If God wanted you up there he'd just miracle your fat ass over the obstacle"

I love this movie. Best thing is we convinced our Ex-Marine AP Gov teacher to let us watch it in class, even though the Administration told him it was banned.

[Professional Russian]

"If God wanted you up there he'd just miracle your fat ass over the obstacle"

I love this movie. Best thing is we convinced our Ex-Marine AP Gov teacher to let us watch it in class, even though the Administration told him it was banned.

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then why did you try to sneak a jelly doughnut in your footlocker, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you were hungry...
[turns and addresses rest of platoon]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW GET ON YOUR FACES!
[rest of recruits get in front-leaning-rest position, Hartman turns to Pyle]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Open your mouth!
[shoves jelly doughnut into PYLE's mouth]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: They're payin' for it; YOU eat it! Ready! Exercise!