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xbox360boy1998
January 22nd, 2012, 12:07 PM
For those who havent' been caught jerking off. Do your parent know you do it or how often? How would they know? I think mine might know, but don't know why, nothing ever been said.

CJM123
January 22nd, 2012, 12:09 PM
For those who havent' been caught jerking off. Do your parent know you do it or how often? How would they know? I think mine might know, but don't know why, nothing ever been said.

your parents kinna goes haha

willy93
January 22nd, 2012, 12:22 PM
i'm pretty sure my parents know, as it is fairly common knowledge that teen boys get horny and jo but we've never had a conversation about it

disguy15324
January 22nd, 2012, 12:24 PM
I haven't been caught, but I'm fairly certain my dads knows. Not my mom though.. my dad has caught me looking at porn (before I started jacking off) but I'm sure he can put 2 and 2 together..

Short Circuit
January 22nd, 2012, 01:19 PM
Parents were teens at some point in their lives, so I think they know what boys get up to when alone in the bedroom or toilet

cpr97
January 22nd, 2012, 02:47 PM
yea im pretty sure parents know i know for a fact mine do ive been caught but even before that im sure my parents knew it happened they may not have known exactly when or whatever but yea gotta remember they were our age once to n its something that prolly 99% of all teens do. and even if they do know they might not say anything cuz really why would or should they i mean its just as awkward for them as it would be for you even after gettin caught the only talk i got was its perfectly normal n just make sure to lock my door n my mom actually apologized for not knocking on my door besides walking in. i dont think anyones parents would be mad they play with themselves dont mean they will be happy or want to think about or see or hear you or know when your doing it but i think they would realize its just part of life

Evancosta
January 22nd, 2012, 03:34 PM
I'm pretty sure they do, teens will be teens

randomme
January 22nd, 2012, 03:49 PM
i think mine do but they havnt said (hope they dont)

Rayquaza
January 22nd, 2012, 05:09 PM
No, i'd never let my parents know. It's not their business what goes on in my room.

TheBlackRose321
January 23rd, 2012, 09:35 PM
I hope they don't know... Lol

OnlyOneChance
January 23rd, 2012, 09:37 PM
For those who havent' been caught jerking off. Do your parent know you do it or how often? How would they know? I think mine might know, but don't know why, nothing ever been said.

Off topic: Proof read.

On topic: everyone's parents know

Stronger
January 23rd, 2012, 09:48 PM
I've never been caught, I don't think they know and they mot certainly don't need to know, lol

Off topic: Proof read.

On topic: everyone's parents know

What is this?

Tonebone88
January 23rd, 2012, 09:57 PM
I don't think my parents know... My dad was a teenage boy at some time so he may think I do it.

Jupiter
January 23rd, 2012, 09:58 PM
most likely.

coolcman
January 23rd, 2012, 10:19 PM
Ive never been caught (thank god) but I'm pretty sure my parents know. My dad once had a conversation with me like "it's okay to masturbate just do it in privacy not in public"

Guy7282
January 23rd, 2012, 10:23 PM
I have Never been caught thank god. I don't think they know and i really hope they don't. Sounds like a really awkward conversation if they did find out.

Bigjack
January 24th, 2012, 12:04 AM
My parents don't but my dad prob suspects it

jacob_1995
January 24th, 2012, 05:10 PM
Parents were teens at some point in their lives, so I think they know what boys get up to when alone in the bedroom or toilet

I definitely agree. Remember, your parents were once at your age.

Jag14
January 24th, 2012, 05:12 PM
I think my dad knows he almost caught me.

RickyCurious
January 24th, 2012, 05:30 PM
havent been caught but they might have some idea

Funnyguy1998
January 24th, 2012, 07:01 PM
my parents have never caught me

Justin98
January 24th, 2012, 07:55 PM
they know but never caught me

xXsnowboarderXx
January 24th, 2012, 10:46 PM
im pretty sure my dad knows because hes seen my history and its pretty common for teens to masturbate

Jupiter
January 24th, 2012, 11:19 PM
just because they never caught you doesnt mean they don't know.

aidan235
January 25th, 2012, 07:09 AM
Pretty sure they know, they've never mentioned anything to me though

SourceRed
February 6th, 2012, 09:38 PM
I hope they do not know

Say It Aint Tim
February 6th, 2012, 09:41 PM
nope but they probably have a good clue lol

TFMEPAL3PP
February 6th, 2012, 09:57 PM
I don't think my parents know, but I'm sure the probably assume I do.

Burn007
February 7th, 2012, 05:42 PM
i guess they assume i so but idk do they know 100%

Sor3
February 7th, 2012, 05:52 PM
im a guy so they probably know XD lmao

prodigy1996
February 7th, 2012, 05:58 PM
Havent been caught, but im pretty sure that they know.

monkeydo
February 7th, 2012, 06:45 PM
never been caught (that I know of?) but had "the talk" from my dad. The usual stuff... its normal, I shouldn't be embarrassed about it, but don't walk around the house doing it or anything. LOL!!! He actually said that!

Justin98
February 7th, 2012, 07:52 PM
every parent probably assumes

Vian
February 7th, 2012, 08:27 PM
My dude, even if our parents have never caught us up by accident, or whatsoever, I think they figure we do. They kind of assume we do. I don't quite know why, but I fear they've got understanding about us at doing it, specially our dads. :cool:

Wallingtonboy
February 7th, 2012, 10:13 PM
My dad says he knows i do. Even though i deny it i do. Both my parent prolly know i do cause i have had to wash a few blankets at random times of the day cause "they were randomly wet"

Reagan Smash Bros
February 7th, 2012, 10:14 PM
Pretty sure my parents know..

wildmanjesse
February 8th, 2012, 02:06 AM
nope and I hope they dont

niiick
February 8th, 2012, 05:25 AM
i haven't been caught but i think my mum knows

Darkwizzard48
February 8th, 2012, 05:58 AM
they all know

JASON07
February 8th, 2012, 12:16 PM
Hopefully not..... But maybe they do think i j/o

ImCoolBeans
February 8th, 2012, 12:20 PM
Well, I hate to say it but all of your parents probably know. Its just a part of life - and like it or not, they did it when they were kids too, and probably still do. It's not really a big secret that only our generation is aware of.

WritingAuthor
February 8th, 2012, 02:35 PM
Well no one has caught me but they might.

Rage of the Menace
February 13th, 2012, 02:59 AM
They don't know, and they're NOT going to find out.

zack17
February 13th, 2012, 08:00 AM
i hope they dont know never been caught by them that would be embarrising

Boroboii
February 13th, 2012, 08:06 AM
i would of thought they know considering most teen boys wank

abc8375
February 13th, 2012, 07:39 PM
I think they do but we've never had a "sit-down chat"

Electra Heart
February 13th, 2012, 08:02 PM
I have absolutely no idea and I don't plan to find out xD

Itsme123
February 14th, 2012, 12:13 PM
I've never been caught and I know tbh

shybi15
February 14th, 2012, 12:26 PM
Yes im pretty sure my parents know i do.. they were teens once apon a time as well :P

abcdefghjklmnop
February 14th, 2012, 02:26 PM
My dad does but my mother doesn't. I'm sure she has an inkling though I do be in my room a lot she probably has put two and two together.

Knowing her, she'll probably come up with 5 ;)

mustanglover
February 14th, 2012, 10:16 PM
hope not

Sephtyan
February 14th, 2012, 10:39 PM
Though my parent units do, I feel no shame towards it. My mother walked in on me while I was almost to the apex of things, and showed only the slightest hint of surprise. She opens the door, notices and comments on the rather convoluted setup I have going [I was testing my flexibility, attempting auto-fellatio and it required that I create an elaborate positioning of furniture in order to accomplish a compliant pose while still having a competent view of my monitor]. She leans in to take a peek at my monitor [by this point I still have yet to move a muscle], and states "Oh, so THAT'S what you're into... not what I had in mind...."
She looks back at me for a brief second, then tells me "Clean up after yourself, and in the future..." She points to my towel selection for the evening, a disdained look on her face. "Please try to refrain from using my decorative towels." She closes the door, leaving me to take an outsiders' look at my current predicament, and find it to be decidedly silly, cutting down to size the wood between my legs.
Shortly thereafter we had "The Talk" which consisted mostly of her telling me about what condoms she found to be the best, where to buy them, and if I wanted she buy me a toy or two [the funds for which would come out of my pocket, of course].

The_Joker
February 17th, 2012, 02:26 AM
Ur a guy, 14yo. its kinda obvious

shaneisbomb15
March 1st, 2012, 12:20 AM
yeaa everybody does x)

JonB15
March 1st, 2012, 01:00 AM
For those who havent' been caught jerking off. Do your parent know you do it or how often? How would they know? I think mine might know, but don't know why, nothing ever been said.

same here. i think my parents know, but they never said anything.

MJohn
March 1st, 2012, 03:11 AM
They probably know, I'm a teenager. They went through it too. Just haven't said anything or I'm too ninja?

kaiba
March 1st, 2012, 07:43 AM
i think all parents know, they were kids once too and would probably think it was weird if you didn't lol

Turtle007
March 1st, 2012, 04:32 PM
i think they know

Evan-9
March 2nd, 2012, 11:54 PM
Im sure mine know. I really dont care though. haha

Skeptical Bear
March 3rd, 2012, 12:12 AM
My parents don't seem to know or look like they would want that in their head. My older sister knows for sure. She hasn't caught me though thank god.

xXsnowboarderXx
March 3rd, 2012, 12:40 AM
my dad knows cause hes caught me a couple times but he doesnt care he just tells me "carry on"

MJohn
March 3rd, 2012, 10:04 PM
Idk my mom is Asian probably too busy studying. Hahaha. My dad tho yea

Rubes123
March 3rd, 2012, 11:31 PM
they probably do, i wince did it int eh middle of the day with my door open it was great!

TheTrueKing
March 4th, 2012, 01:14 AM
im pretty sure ym parents know i jerk off

Virtual Guy
March 6th, 2012, 11:27 PM
I hope i never get caught, or mine never even think about me doing it

Xaylon95
March 7th, 2012, 02:43 AM
I would assume they would, because they were teens once to, and went through all the hormone stuff just like we are.

Guy097
March 7th, 2012, 09:55 AM
My mum came up to me one day and randomly said I'm buying u a box of tissues so yeah I think she knows

Elliott13
March 7th, 2012, 01:19 PM
i'm pretty sure my parents know, as it is fairly common knowledge that teen boys get horny and jo but we've never had a conversation about it

same, and my parents have started knocking before coming into my room, they havent said why...strange lol

Patuxent78
March 7th, 2012, 06:40 PM
Oh, my parents definitely know I'm jerking off. I'll just leave it at that.

GirlLover15
March 8th, 2012, 11:00 PM
hope not

digzchickz
March 10th, 2012, 12:16 AM
well they don't have any physical proof that I do lol but they probably know

BoyTeen1997
March 11th, 2012, 04:15 PM
They may but they have never physically caught me

OhYeah13
March 11th, 2012, 08:52 PM
Yup they know, Hell, I told them upfront.

Jupiter
March 11th, 2012, 08:55 PM
mooooosssttttt llliiiikkkeeelllyyyyy. :P

Imaussie
March 13th, 2012, 09:14 AM
Im pretty sure by the time I was going through puberty my parents knew I was rocking the bed lol. So the conclusion is shit yeah!

BOSS
March 13th, 2012, 09:17 AM
I'm pretty sure my Dad knows. He pointed out yesterday after I was out of the shower that I was probably doing more than just showering lol If I could put that on a scale of one to 10 on the "weird moment" scale it would be a 12

Erasmus
March 13th, 2012, 09:33 AM
don't think mine know, they might though...

audiophile5
March 13th, 2012, 09:54 AM
I'm pretty sure mine know, but they didn't say anything so far..

ianian
May 8th, 2012, 06:07 PM
im pretty sure they do i mean everyone does lol

billybigfish
May 8th, 2012, 06:15 PM
well my mother asked me, i said yes. now they never come in without knocking i can take toilet paper when i want, and i keep Vaseline and condoms in a wooden box on my window sill, saying keep out, billys only, i also have a bin so i can get rid of any stuff, dont be afraid of your parents knowing stuff

riotroger
May 8th, 2012, 06:20 PM
I mean if they haven't caught you in the act, unless they're ignorant of the fact that something like 90% of all guys masturbate, they probably know you do but just don't think about it.

I've never been caught by my parents/family members (they did notice I looked up porn on the computer when I was younger though xp), but I'd be surprised if they didn't assume I have by now lol.

Rebelion
May 12th, 2012, 02:52 PM
Sort of, but because they found a conversation I had with a friend on Facebook.

The captain
May 12th, 2012, 03:05 PM
for sure they know, and don't forget that they're teens too, so they also did

DevinDJR
May 12th, 2012, 08:05 PM
Yes i know i do at least my dad and step mom do lol and my mom is not stupid so im sure!

My dad makes jokes about it all the time too its hella Funny!

MattS723
May 12th, 2012, 08:41 PM
I think they know. But it doesn't really come up.

TheStarsShadow
May 12th, 2012, 08:42 PM
Yes my parents know. My dad has caught me a couple of times. My mom and (future) step dad know I look at porn so I'm sure they've figured it out. And my step mom probably knows just cause my dad does.

dmb1996
May 12th, 2012, 08:44 PM
probably

yerman
May 13th, 2012, 09:24 AM
We've never talked about it but I'd say they suspect it.. They were teens once

OregonStateDude
May 13th, 2012, 10:19 AM
I'm pretty sure they have figured it out. One time I asked my dad what sperm was, and that opened the door to an uncomfortable conversation.

Skyhd
May 13th, 2012, 10:25 AM
no idea, hope not.

gingergeekyteen
May 13th, 2012, 12:25 PM
i think my mum may have caught me once, but i think she had already guessed that i do. shes hinted that she knows though :/ moments like that are AWKWAD!!!!!!!!

jjsmitty
May 13th, 2012, 12:39 PM
I'm pretty sure every guy's parents know that when he gets to a certain age a certain appendage will be exercised thoroughly and almost religiously. Your parents gave birth to you, that means they had sex, which means they know. I mean the amount of time you spend in the toilet/shower is a dead giveaway, along with the squeaky bed in the middle of the night.
Its nothing to be ashamed of, my parents are always very open about these things and they know, even to the degree my Dad said "was that a good one?" with a teasing grin on his face after he came home early and I emerged rather exasperated and red faced from my room. Just be open about it, that's my opinion, the more secretive you are about it the more awakward it is when they catch you out, which they will someday.

wrestlehockey
May 13th, 2012, 01:13 PM
I think all parents know, and don't really care, it might be when it gets sexual before your age that they care about anything. Usually depends on parents.

Fariko Draw
May 13th, 2012, 01:20 PM
be amazed if a set of parents didnt know, just have to think, they use to be teenagers aswell at one point...

Bojan
May 16th, 2012, 12:37 PM
I'd be worried if they didn't realize that I do

YOUNGFLYGUY
May 16th, 2012, 12:38 PM
Mine d not know

Zydeco
May 16th, 2012, 10:13 PM
I think my parents figure that it's normal, so I'm pretty sure they know I do it. I'd be a little concerned if they didn't.

Eric57
May 17th, 2012, 01:52 AM
I'm 100% sure my parents know I masturbate. They've never caught me doing it and we've never had a discussion about it before, but it's common sense. You can be as quiet as you want when you jerk off and you can do it quick as possible, but don't think for a second that they don't know. ALL parents know, unless they are just completely dense. If you have a teenage boy, then it's common sense that they will be jerking off.

Occasionally I'm sure there will be the mom who doesn't know, but there will never be a dad that doesn't know his son jerks off. He is a guy. He jerked off when he was a teenager and he knows that his son does it too. It's completely normal and extremely common.

SwaggaKid
May 17th, 2012, 02:36 AM
I havent told them but they most probs no haha

VirtualGuy012
May 18th, 2012, 12:04 AM
i hope not.. awkward... lol

felixfelicis
May 18th, 2012, 12:12 AM
They deffs know. all teenage boys do.

ULoveTheSwag
May 18th, 2012, 07:33 AM
LucKy to have never been caught......

Trinity_15
May 18th, 2012, 09:26 AM
im pretty sure my mum knows i masturbate, i am a horny 17 year old male

novachris
May 18th, 2012, 06:51 PM
pretty sure they know what a 16 yo is doing in my room

GodFire64
May 18th, 2012, 10:58 PM
They have no idea, there were some close ones thought

Sean4U
July 6th, 2012, 12:19 PM
Oh i'm sure that they have some idea that you do...ur a teen ...ur a boy....ur normal...so what is they know...not like they are going to ask you or you are going to go up to them and tell them....its somethin we all do and they did and probably may still do

TheWaterPrince
July 7th, 2012, 07:34 PM
Im not sure if they know but my dad walked in on me when I was about to once..smh not my best moment of hiding...idk what he saw though.

Martianus
July 7th, 2012, 07:52 PM
We never had talking about it but I guess they know

dpguy99
July 7th, 2012, 08:10 PM
As far as I'm aware, they don't know...

garrettu
July 7th, 2012, 08:29 PM
No one has ever caught me but I'm pretty sure that both of my parents know that I masturbate because they have dropped hints.

kitzz
July 8th, 2012, 06:34 AM
I haven't been caught but i can't say exactly that they don't know :)

yankeefan
July 8th, 2012, 08:51 AM
nope

Jose1995
July 8th, 2012, 09:05 AM
No they don't know cause I always do it in the bathroom and then in my room at night

Patuxent78
July 8th, 2012, 09:14 AM
Oh yea, they definitely know.

Dinozzo
July 8th, 2012, 09:19 AM
I think they know but it's absolutely normal for us to do this.

tterbb
July 8th, 2012, 11:03 AM
Probably

havingfun
July 11th, 2012, 10:42 PM
.............

Maximum_A
July 11th, 2012, 11:14 PM
Mine have no idea

Ben5991
July 11th, 2012, 11:17 PM
Even though I havn't been caught or anything... I think they know

Idk what to put
July 12th, 2012, 05:21 PM
I don't think so

crazydude71
July 12th, 2012, 05:42 PM
I don't think so.

And I no this has nothin to do with this topic, but how do you create a new thread to ask your own questions? I jus started this a few days ago and have been tryin to figure it out since

Inventor2
July 15th, 2012, 11:02 PM
I dont think mine do

fast8
July 16th, 2012, 12:44 AM
have not been caught but dad was a teen boy so im sure he may know whats going on when door close

hey_mister
July 16th, 2012, 06:26 PM
I'm pretty sure most (if not all) parents know their teenage son jacks off, sometimes my family makes jokes about jacking off, so they probably know. Your dad was once a teen too, so he knows how it is, they probably wont say anything about you doing it unless they are against doing it, or if they catch you they might just tell you to be careful when and where you do it.

rocketedd
July 16th, 2012, 06:34 PM
Yes - I get tissues and lotion in my room and Mum ( No DAD divorced) just throws a box of tissues in. But I launder all my bed linen and school kit my self.
Not cos I have to I jsut decided one day I would.

gothicsanctum
July 18th, 2012, 12:36 AM
At least my Parents thought i did.
Mom parents gives me "The Talk" after they found the porn i had found and they say it isn't ok to rub your penis and stuff like that, but it turns out that they introduced me to it, so i really don't know

branman2000
July 18th, 2012, 01:06 AM
well someone keeps taking my cum rags and washing them and then putting it back.. so im guessing yes... they know... even though its kinda weird to think about...

president1234
July 18th, 2012, 07:29 AM
I was caught once, they know I do and I expect them to.

Evan-9
July 18th, 2012, 11:46 AM
My parents and I are really open. While we dont talk about masturbation (I find that strange) we do talk about pretty much anything. So ya im sure they know. Plus Im their son. Arent I suppose to jerk off? Haha

LikeAJay
July 18th, 2012, 08:16 PM
no but i was almost caught

karejeet
July 19th, 2012, 07:07 PM
i hope not ;)

wolfguy
July 19th, 2012, 08:58 PM
yesand they are ma aboutit they say it is bad it kind of pises me off pm me

Ginganinja
July 19th, 2012, 09:07 PM
im positive that my parents know like i havnt been cought or anything but its common knolage that a 16yearold will most likely do that.nothing has ever been said about it thank god for that. but im sure they know and hey i think that would rather me jo then be actually having sex

Unsolvedmind
July 19th, 2012, 11:52 PM
Well practically ever child they have that is a teenager knows Theron to masturbation cause when your a teen your hormones are raging and your going through puberty and they went through it to it's apart of life

pineinchneis
July 21st, 2012, 02:10 PM
i guess they know

minecraftmstr
July 21st, 2012, 07:48 PM
my mom knows
(she found 1000 used condoms in my room
she said it was natural for me to do it

cpr97
July 22nd, 2012, 08:54 AM
you should get rid of them after you use them, im not gonna lie its pretty nasty to have all those used condoms laying around in your room

Terrell613091
July 23rd, 2012, 09:22 PM
Hope Not but, teen will be teens :)

cmh861
July 23rd, 2012, 11:24 PM
Well I live with my dad he knows. We had the talk and every thing. This is going to be odd but he even gets me my baby oil when i need it lol.

Narutoben
July 23rd, 2012, 11:48 PM
Ive been caught watching porn because my mom searched history (this was before i was really carefull not to leave traces behind) mabye they know mabye not. I know my dad does he started jerking off in the bathroom with the door open i walk by was like WTF and walk away quietly. Lolz :cool:

Tucker13
July 24th, 2012, 12:31 AM
I really hope they don't know

TheCoolKid1337
September 1st, 2012, 10:58 PM
Well my mom found one of my cum tissues before so I think so.

Allain1996
September 1st, 2012, 11:36 PM
Unless your parents have lived under a rock their whole lives, they know you masturbate.
In my house it hasn't been talked about or seen, but I'm sure my parents know!

carlitosway
September 1st, 2012, 11:44 PM
Well my mom found one of my cum tissues before so I think so.OUCH, that's embarrassing!

Allain1996
September 2nd, 2012, 12:22 AM
(My dad) even gets me my baby oil when i need it lol.

Just as long as that's all he does for you in that department! ;)

Ambrosia
September 2nd, 2012, 12:54 AM
Bump-de-lump-debumped. Please don't bump! :locked: