Pick up lines

[BradyW97]

Has anyone ever had some try pick up lines on u or have u tryed them and if u did did they work

[The Joker]

Pickup lines NEVER work. EVER.

[CrossingtheCourtyard]

Unless the person you're trying to 'pick up' likes pick up lines--which, admittedly there aren't a lot of them. I'd expect the only ones who do are those who think they're funny--then I would suggest another way of flirting.

[StreetHawk11]

i've used some funny ones before like "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you." & "If I got a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents." (I know corny...) but she usually would laugh and say something like "that's cute"...so it kind of worked out:)

[Smeagol]

Somebody said something like that to me, I told him to go away and he said I had a gravitational pull and he had to follow me. It just made me feel fat. Which I am not btw :P

[Jupiter]

nope. they don't work

but here is a funny one.

is that a latter under your tights, or is that the stairway to heaven? ;)

[Desuetude]

nope. they don't work

but here is a funny one.

is that a latter under your tights, or is that the stairway to heaven? ;)

Ok that is officially the worst one i have ever heard :P

If we are adding bad pick up lines i might as well add the oldest one in the book 'is it hot in hear or is it just you?'

here are the worst pick up lines ever http://www.dateseeker.net/dating-tips/worst-pickup-lines.html enjoy cringing at them :D

[Sonic Boom]

Hmmm, I prefer these ones but I haven't been brave enough to use them:

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.....

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?

Do you want to dance? No? Ok well I guess a fuck is out of the question!

[Smeagol]

Ok, these are officially the weirdest ones I've ever heard....

[tetris 555]

this is a bad one but hey, "your dad must have been a baker cause you got nice buns" or for any star wars fans out there "i'm Luke skywalker and i'm here to rescue you"

[Christheman]

Or some dirty ones like " nice clothes but they'll look even nicer on the floor next to my bed" , or even " is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants" btw these never work lil mostly all i got was slapped in the face

[kenoloor]

"Have you ever had your belly button licked? ...from the inside?" ;)