The unmentionable in my buttocks hair

[Jagster]

So, every so often when I wipe, little particles of excrement start forming in my butt-crack hair. I'm not necessarily sure how to remove the congregation of the dried excrement or the hair itself, because I'm quite sure I'm coordinated enough to get back there with a razor of any kind by myself. So what exactly should I do to remove the hair, or the dried excrement from my butt-crack?

(I somehow felt a little embarrassed just typing this.)

[Abyssal Echo]

So, every so often when I wipe, little particles of excrement start forming in my butt-crack hair. I'm not necessarily sure how to remove the congregation of the dried excrement or the hair itself, because I'm quite sure I'm coordinated enough to get back there with a razor of any kind by myself. So what exactly should I do to remove the hair, or the dried excrement from my butt-crack?

(I somehow felt a little embarrassed just typing this.)

wash cloth and good old soap & water will take care of the cleaning part.

as for hair removal I use reg. nair on my butt and legs. Bakini bare on my penis, balls and pubes.....be sure to follow the directions.....if its left on to long you will get a chemical burn. hope this helps.

[Jagster]

wash cloth and good old soap & water will take care of the cleaning part.

as for hair removal I use reg. nair on my butt and legs. Bakini bare on my penis, balls and pubes.....be sure to follow the directions.....if its left on to long you will get a chemical burn. hope this helps.
Well, I don't know how to get any of the products mentioned in the second part.

[TheMightyBruce]

Nair is actually pretty easily obtained...check a Target or Wal-Mart.

[Zenithar]

I get the dookie off of my hairs by wetting a piece of toilet paper or two and wiping that sucker down.
It'll feel weird, but it works.

[canadaski]

Walk over to the sink and wet the toilet paper a little and wipe, then take a dry piece and wipe again. As for removing the hair from your anus, use wax strips from the drug store.

I really don't understand why us north americans never adopted the bidet. It's much cleaner and more environmentally friendly than toilet paper.

[transportphile]

we call bits of shit in your arse hair winnets. Just wip it with tp or if ur gay get ur boyfrend to lick it off :-P

[Electra Heart]

Well, you should just be able to wash it off with soap and hot water... if you feel you should shave, shave. If you aren't feeling confident (and even if your not) I'd ask someone else to do it for you. (After you've washed up obviously)