Masterbating / Going Blind

[CryingEye666]

i heard stuff about if you masterbate a lot you could go blind. there was even a little joke in the party joke section of a Playboy mag once. i dont know if it's real or not or if it's been proven or not. i mean i like to beat my meat, but i dont wanna go blind! lol


....anyone know?..

by the way im going to bed, but you can still post and ill see it tomorrow

goodnite everyone

[Maverick]

It's not true. If that were the case, pretty much every guy would be blinded.

[Antares]

Completely and utterly false!

[Whisper]

...i'm Blind Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

[Dolphus Raymond]

It's a good thing you'll go blind, so you can't see all that hair on your palms.

It's a myth. Whack away!

[FISHKINZ]

yea lol not tru, if it was i wud def b blind lol
:)

[Glenn]

that is sucha n old joke

[countrygeek]

You're 102,938,247 more times likely to go blind from typing up that question.

Give or take a few million.

[Gumleaf]

your more likely to go blind from reading all the posts to this question then getting blind from masturbating. its a total myth!

[MoveAlong]

Even though your post was a satire, Zach, it was really formal and I don't want guys here getting confused.
-Anthony.

Ok, then Ant, I did work hard to list the other confusions people might have. Please PM me next time, thank you very much.

Other myths about side effects may include:
hairy palms
enlarging/shrinking of penis
shrinkage of testicles
homosexuality
hair loss
chronic fatigue
acne
cancer
HIV/AIDS or other STI/STDs
infertility

These are all common misconceptions. NONE of them are true! Sure, other things can result from over-masturbation or using the wrong lube, but I can't remember all of them because my post was edited and I was not informed that it was a satire.

There isn't much to worry about when masturbating. It's a great stress reliever! =]

[Unknown_User_11]

whoever in the world made that stupid rumour is completely false. completely false

[Flooned]

this is impossible

why?

well, most people get glasses/contacts in their teens and seems like your going blind from this.

i have great vision, unless its on a computer monitor and far away.

anyway its just cuz your a teen and this is usually when everybody gets glasses.

[Kevi Coz]

this is not true its just a mith

[Cap'nCrunch]

Myth. There's absolutely no reason for this to happen.

[LateForTheSky]

Haha no u can't go blind just like u can't get hairy palms and things and u wont go to hell its all just to stop u doing it when really about 90% of all teenage males do i and the ones who dont usualy have a good reason.
So just u keep going and dont let anyone stop u.

[Cormac]

Total bull