Secrecy

[Saxophone 44]

We all masturbate, no? Sometimes, it's hard to do something like jerk off when family (I.e. parents and siblings) is around without it being noticed. I'm trying to figure out how to be completely stealthy. Any suggestions with experience of that method would be helpful.

[christianteen]

You sir, are sadly mistaken. Not all people masturbate on this site.

[Mtc 10]

You sir, are sadly mistaken. Not all people masturbate on this site.

seems like you always post about you NOT masturbating.. almost as if you are higher than others just because its something you dont do...you always post something about it... I as well as many others, im sure are tired of hearing about it and it is quite an annoyance, you seem too be soo conservative as if your living in LA LA land. And honestly i think ur full of it.. you probaly tdo in fact masturbate... NO Offense

[LuckyLuke]

You sir, are sadly mistaken. Not all people masturbate on this site.

Not only are you not discussing the topic of the thread but you seem to be raising yourself onto a pedestal, once again, because you claim not to masturbate. Dude, you're 13- chances are you either aren't mature enough yet or there's something wrong. Either way, there's no reason to flaunt it around and take up other peoples time and troll their threads.

Now, OP-

Don't masturbate in front of people, even if it is "in stealth". Think of how inconsiderate that is to the people around you. It's disgusting! Plus the mess. Uch.

[Scoob]

You sir, are sadly mistaken. Not all people masturbate on this site.

You're Christian and you think it's wrong. Got it, cool, now sod off. If you don't want to answer the guys question - why bother posting in the thread?

OP - I lived with my sister, her bf, and her tenet for a while and you can imagine how difficult it was to live in a one story house with only five rooms. So, to be creative. One thing to do would be to whack off during the allotted time you take a shower. The other would be to do it when no ones around, underneath a cover and preferably to a wall to mimic sleeping if someone walks in on you. It's a pain in the ass to J/O when I'm there.

[Reilly]

I wear baggy clothes (sweats and sweater) and take my arms inside my sweater, put them sown my pants and finger myself.

[Clawhammer]

Oh shut up lads, he didn't ask to hear us tearing down Christians, regardless of who's wrong or right there.
Don't test your stealth skills to that extent. For us guys it just doesn't work, it's always pretty obvious. Just go to a private place, not that hard. The thrill ain't worth getting caught over.

[VeryWell]

We all masturbate, no? Sometimes, it's hard to do something like jerk off when family (I.e. parents and siblings) is around without it being noticed. I'm trying to figure out how to be completely stealthy. Any suggestions with experience of that method would be helpful.


The bathroom is a pretty safe bet. You guys finish fast too, so nobody should be suspicious. ;)

[Saxophone 44]

I don't mean in front of people, it's just that some people are a bit... loud. That's a good way to put it. Thanks, though! An it is sort of an annoyance that you're always saying that, Christianteen. We just need it once. Why don't you make a seperate thread about not jerking off?

[Saxophone 44]

Thanks scoob. And verywell.