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countlesskeystrokes
January 16th, 2012, 07:43 PM
I have a problem. My twin brother and I just joined the swim team and we are in a hotel at the beach for tonight and tomorrow. All my mom packed for our swimsuits were our speedos. We just tried them on and both got boners. I asked my mom if we could buy regular swimsuits and she said no. What should we do? A couple of our friends and some girls that we know are going to be there too... Please help.
curryjacket
January 16th, 2012, 07:51 PM
You're a male. Everyone knows you have a dick, what's the big deal? And if your mom won't let you get regular swim-trunks, then you're kinda screwed brochacho.
BeyondOne
January 16th, 2012, 07:52 PM
Put them on like an hour or two before you swim meet under your clothe. Most likely it will go down before and if you're scared or nervous at the meet thence likely you won get a boner. If you do then who cares, it's natural and part of life. You can't control nature
Bretts
January 16th, 2012, 07:54 PM
Just wear some shorts instead of speedos if you don't want to wear those!
caden048
January 16th, 2012, 08:22 PM
buy some somthing other than the speedos and dont let her know
Jupiter
January 16th, 2012, 08:23 PM
edit.
HEN_iP
January 16th, 2012, 10:36 PM
Either brave it out and just wear speedos (might as well just show off your junk, might get you somewhere ;) ) or just wear regular shorts.
xXsnowboarderXx
January 16th, 2012, 10:38 PM
if you have some money, buy a new pair of swimsuits
christianteen
January 16th, 2012, 10:55 PM
I've never heard of a 'regular swimsuit' before. Don't worry. Just don't make a big fuss about it to them and they likely to not even notice.
MassiveAttack
January 16th, 2012, 11:02 PM
might as well just wear them, they are covering up your junk so why make a big deal. if you get an erection then oh well, you are a boy.
qmann8
January 16th, 2012, 11:05 PM
put it on before hand and it should go down
Friend Zone For Life
January 16th, 2012, 11:18 PM
Well, I'm not sure why your mother would care wether or not you wear trunks or a speedo but I would just rough it out. The guys there have dicks too, they shouldn't make a big deal out of it even if you do get a boner. As for the girls, well, I would be embarassed to get a boner in front of them. However, it happened at one of my schools swim meets and the girls just pretended it didn't happen. It's a fact of life, guys get erections, and especially during puberty.
RLuna
January 16th, 2012, 11:40 PM
Its a natural thing for boners to happen in speedos. Just think of things to not get a boner. Besides if its as bad as it seems, you have your bro next to you to share the moment with. You will laugh at it in the future.
teenageapplelover
January 17th, 2012, 12:04 AM
I'd just jack off beforehand. Just wear gym shorts if you're that concerned.
Benbomber
January 17th, 2012, 12:11 AM
Ya either spend your own money (if you have enough) or bare it out. You should be proud to be different, in your speedo. Don't worry though, just pretend you arent wearing a speedo, and you shouldn't get a boner.
BoredGuy26
January 17th, 2012, 12:31 AM
Have a wank before you go, that usually helps keep boners down for a while..
If not, don't worry, it happens, everybody has boners during puberty and I guess the speedos will show off how big you are to the others haha!
spartanrob
January 17th, 2012, 01:01 AM
Be proud men, just wear the speedos! You wear them in front of people at swim meets anyway so whats the big deal? Plus you will get a nicer tan!
KarkatLuv
January 17th, 2012, 07:22 AM
those type of swimsuits make you look bigger, be proud of yourself, just make sure that if you do get a boner that it doesn't poke out so it shows.
niceguy44
January 17th, 2012, 07:32 AM
just wear the speedos. no one will care if you get an erection or not.
sth419
January 17th, 2012, 08:15 AM
i'm on a swim team, just get use to them you have to wear them at the meets anyway
jammers109
January 17th, 2012, 08:36 AM
god fin something shorts,anything hapended to me once,luckily only close friends were there but man its like your not wearing anything.
sen69
January 17th, 2012, 08:26 PM
You should put it on before the meet so you get used to it. You could also masturbate to calm your raging hormones. The boners will go away once you focus on something else. I was the same way
jockeyboy97
January 18th, 2012, 02:52 AM
I suggest you jack off before the wear your speedos. I just think its the excitement of wearing them along with hormones and nervousness are causing your boners. You will get use to them. Try wearing them under your clothes during the day to help get use to them. Just a idea.
NotASpyingRent
January 21st, 2012, 12:44 AM
Just go freeballing in athletic shorts. Problem solved.
cpr97
January 21st, 2012, 12:57 AM
yea as far as the beach thing goes just wear regular shorts i highly doubt you went to a hotel and brought ONLY speedo's as for the swim meets theres different types of competition swim trunks the 1s i have for my swim team are longer like shorts but still tight to reduce resistance in the water its also what all the swim teams around me use they dont use the "brief" style speedos
ima_dude
January 21st, 2012, 04:11 AM
My advicee is to jack off before putting on the speedoes, and to put them on a long while before you have to go out.
Tightjeans
January 21st, 2012, 04:34 AM
I nevr worried abouit having a hardpn wearing speedos because am the youngest of three boys -15- and that is common in our house. But you have some good advice already- jerk off before you wear them , more than once is a big help and get used to wearing them under your street clothes could be a help. Our parents buy our swim suits fior us and they are all 2 to 21/2 inch briefs almost always the TYR brand. We wear them for comp and rec swim. Above all STOP THINKING ABOUT IT because NO ONE CARES.
Rayquaza
January 21st, 2012, 09:19 AM
I suppose you could go buy some
Evancosta
January 21st, 2012, 10:16 AM
Sport it. Give others a show. Be proud.
questionsk8s
February 14th, 2012, 04:46 PM
be a man show it off
Bigswedishboy
February 14th, 2012, 05:00 PM
Cups are great for that
Swag44
February 14th, 2012, 06:51 PM
I have a problem. My twin brother and I just joined the swim team and we are in a hotel at the beach for tonight and tomorrow. All my mom packed for our swimsuits were our speedos. We just tried them on and both got boners. I asked my mom if we could buy regular swimsuits and she said no. What should we do? A couple of our friends and some girls that we know are going to be there too... Please help.
Wear the speedos , they are great trust me.
Whoiskevin
February 14th, 2012, 07:36 PM
it is perfectly natural to get a boner but it will go away the more comfortable you become in the speedos......besides speedos are sexy
Diverperry
February 14th, 2012, 08:39 PM
just wear them around for the next few days all the time. the more you get used to wearing them, the less boners you're going to get. went through the same thing when i had to wear a speedo for the first time for diving
Itsme123
February 15th, 2012, 08:57 AM
You will just need to deal with it, you can't control it
ashdyn
February 15th, 2012, 12:11 PM
Just wear some basketball/track shorts to the beach. As for your meet, jack off once or twice before your meet and put on your speedo hours in advance under your clothes. Chances are you're either be really focused or really nervous before it starts which should actually cause some shrinkage lol Our swim team lets you pick between jammers and original speedos...but it makes no difference cause they're just as tight lol
Haunted
February 15th, 2012, 02:41 PM
Don't think about getting hard otherwise you will. And even if you do, everyone knows you've got a dick...so..... yeah
Skumar824
February 15th, 2012, 03:15 PM
jerk off before you put them on
Xandle
February 15th, 2012, 03:21 PM
Either buy the regular swimsuits yourself if you can afford it or just try not to get a boner. The first time I put on boxers I got a massive boner, but then I got used to them, so just wear the Speedos and get used to them?
dkp123
February 15th, 2012, 04:02 PM
just get some $$$ and go to a store, and buy some that you want.. just don't tell her, and wear them...i'm sure if you're at the beach they will be lots of stores selling regular shorts
llwoahll
June 25th, 2013, 08:35 PM
Burrow from a friend
Blayne Pellican
June 25th, 2013, 09:52 PM
Put them on like an hour or two before you swim meet under your clothe. Most likely it will go down before and if you're scared or nervous at the meet thence likely you won get a boner. If you do then who cares, it's natural and part of life. You can't control nature
Listen to this guy
Mob Boss
June 25th, 2013, 09:57 PM
Yeah, listen to that guy....
Only this thread is over a year old and I'm certain OP got his answers like....364 days ago.
Do not bump threads that have been inactive for two months or more.
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