Urinals

[redsoxguyy]

i know tha his sounds like really stuid question from a guy but how do u use a urinal?? i dont know how and feel wierd when i use the stall instead ofthe urinal. please help me :confused:

[Dolphus Raymond]

Err...

1. Stand in front or urinal
2. Unzip
3. Fumble to remove your penis from your underwear
4. Do any necessary prep work (optional)
5. Urinate
6. Shake and/or milk it out
7. Re-insert penis into underwear
8. Wash those hands!
9. Leave the bathroom as fast as you can

Which step are you having a problem with?

[redsoxguyy]

do i let it hang all the way out?

[Dolphus Raymond]

Whatever works. As long as the urine can travel from point A (your penis) to point B (the urinal), you're golden.

[Glasgow]

Lol Raymond basically covered it. Its pretty self explanitory. Oh and dont stand far away from the urinal, you'd look like a noob. try and get close into it so nobody can see in (atleast thats what i do)

[sunsings]

bizarre question much!!
but what is the prombleme?

[jimbo14]

Don't forget step 7a: Zip up!

[countrygeek]

Which step are you having a problem with?
dont stand far away from the urinal, you'd look like a noob.

Hehehehe.. lol

The exit passage in the middle of your underwear can be explained with this.. scenario. ;)

[Giga Smashes]

Don't forget step 7a: Zip up!

Lmfao! So even when people are writing the instructions they forget to do that! hahahaha, that is seriously hilarious to me.

[Ventrue]

STICK TO THE CODE. Always stay one away from everyone else.etc etc.

(although personally I prefer the stalls. Call me paranoid but I like to have a defensible position where no-one can sneak up on me)

GOOD LUCK LAD (adopting scottish accent)

[Look whos here!]

umm, go up to the urinal, un-do ur pants, get out ur dick, piss in the urinal, FLUSH!!!! put dick indide underwear, zip and snap ur pants, leave the bathroom.

god i hate it wen people dont flush, especially with the crapper.

[CryingEye666]

ok to sum it all up, just pee in the urinal anyway you can, without another guy seeing your penis. and thats it lol.
well its not really that bizarre either... i know a kid , he took a crap in the urinal once in elementary school -.-

[qazplm]

just get close to it and piss in it.

[Patchy]

qazplm, this thread is older than a month. Please don't post in threads which have not been postedi in for a month.

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