Big Bang Theory Quotes

[Josiah7]

Hey Guys, Just thought I would make a thread where people can post their favorite quotes and scenes from the show "The Big Bang Theory". Such a good show, and we may have a few laughs here.

So whats some of yours? :cool:

[Donkey]

The White Padded Room -> Television and Cinema

[VeryWell]

"I'm not touchnig that!" xD

[Kaius]

Sheldon to Raj - "Hmm, so not only are you scared of women.. But you're scared of bugs too? Dead lord, ladybugs must render you catatonic!"
---
Sheldon: At my age, do you know how i'm statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your room mate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: Thats how i'm gonna make it look.
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Sheldon: BAZINGA!

[Dimitri]

Sheldon: I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.

[Josiah7]

"Now I don't like touching other peoples coins; and I refuse to contribute to the Devaluation of the word Genius ... Here I am" :)

[Megson]

Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don't want tea.
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate


Howard: Hope you don't mind, I told my girlfriend, Bernadette, she can join us for dinner.
Leonard: Sure, the more the merrier.
Sheldon: Wait, no. That's a false equivalency. More does not equal merry. If there was 2000 people in this apartment right now, would we be celebrating? No, we'd be suffocating.

[Empty Spaces]

Raj: My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings!

Sheldon: When you understand the laws of physics, Penny, anything is possible. And may I add, "Mwah, ha, ha."

[KrisKindle]

Penny: Just eat your dinner here while you're waiting
Sheldon: Eat my dinner in your appartment?
Penny: Yeah why not?
Sheldon: Well suuuurre why not? And after the sun's down we can all pile in my pick-up and go skinny dipping down at the crick. Because today's the day to stop making sense!

[Jupiter]

My spot!!!!!! ~Sheldon :D

[Josiah7]

"Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad."

"Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock. It's very simple. Look -- scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors."

[Montu-hotep]

My favourite is either Sheldon: "Jesus would forgive her if she put ground glass in my dad's meatloaf." or Penny: "Holy crap on a cracker."

[OnlyByTheNight.]

Sheldon- "I feel like an inverse tangent function approaching a vertical asymptote"

[person842]

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[Caityn543]

"Knock ,Penny!, Knock, Penny!, Knock, Penny!"

and

"You're in my spot"

[Scotland]

Soft kitty
Warm kitty
little ball of fur

happy kitty
sleepy kitty
purr purr purr

-Scotland

[Burn007]

Cant belive noone said this "Bazinga"

Sheldon-*knocking* Penny
Penny-*knocking* Shelldon
Sheldon-*knocking* Penny
Penny-*knocking* Shelldon

I love those guys and mostly Howard's sex jokes

btw in serbia translate to the show is "nerds" lol i hate that

[CleoP]

My favorite is "Bazinga". :)

[Princess Ariel]

Bazinga.
NO DOUBT IN MIND.

[Belton21]

Howard: Hope you don't mind, I told my girlfriend, Bernadette, she can join us for dinner.
Leonard: Sure, the more the merrier.
Sheldon: Wait, no. That's a false equivalency. More does not equal marry. If there was 2000 people in this apartment right now, would we be celebrating? No, we'd be suffocating.

[Kaius]

Penny: (Answering the door to Sheldon) What's up, buttercup?
Penny: (Answering the door again) What's the word, hummingbird?
Penny: (And again) What's the gist, physicist?

[Magenta]

Soft kitty
Warm kitty
little ball of fur

happy kitty
sleepy kitty
purr purr purr

-Scotland

This. I sing this all the time.

[Aves]

Raj: My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings!

No doubt about it, this.

[kenoloor]

Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don't want tea.
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

[Gaybaby94]

Sheldon: "Bazinga!"

Sheldon: "I would advice the three of you that resistance is futile. I have endless patience. I once spent two and a half hours on-hold with Hewlett Packard customer service just to complain about their customer service."
Leonard: "You wanna talk about endless patience? Penny made me watch all five seasons of Sex and the City."
Rajesh:"There's six seasons dude."
Leonard:"Ow Crap!"

[Epic-magician]

Bernadette: So we're just going to sit here watching a screen for hours, waiting for something to happen?
Howard: Well, I did it with you with The Notebook.

This one always makes me laugh...

[project_icarus]

'Why did the chicken... cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side BAZINGA!" - Sheldon

[Shining Star]

Howard's Mom "Hoooooooowardddddd"

Also
Howard's Mom "Where have you been"
Howard "I was out with Burnadett"
Howard's Mom "I know what that means I watch Dr Phil"
Howard "Im not having this conversation"
Howard's Mom "I hope to God you used a condom"

[obvious]

My boss got me a "Scissors Paper Rock Lizard Spock" shirt for xmas lol

[Mortal Coil]

Sheldon: You know how I know we're not living in a matrix?... the food would be better.

gets me, every time :D

[project_icarus]

'Shelly... it's a pet name. You know what my mothers pet name for me was? Leonard.' -Leonard
'Just the Asians!" -Sheldon
'I mean... can I take my pants off over my head? Of course not... My body's in the way. But, if we had access to higher dimensions, we could move our pants, around our bodies, through the fourth dimension. And our days of dropping trousers would be OVER!' -Sheldon
'Okay. Astronomers get ready to see the dark side of the moon... and here's Uranus!' -Sheldon

[Nick24]

My favorite is
Rock paper scissors lizard spock
Scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock and, as it’s always been, rock crushes scissors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Dwxv-EMTM

[FullyAlive]

Howard: I don't mean to brag, but someone went to eighth base.
Leonard: What's eighth base?
Howard: Seventh base with shirt off. All right, my shirt.


Penny: I also believe in ghosts. And astrology.
Leonard: I know, and pyramid power and healing crystals.
Penny: Oh, no. Healing crystals aren't real.
Leonard: That's the line? Psychics are real, but crystals are Voodoo?
Penny: Oh, Voodoo's real. You don't want to mess with Voodoo.