Buying a dildo online

[metoolawson]

I'm not 18, so I can't buy a dildo at a store like Spencer's or whatever. I have an Amazon account but I'm afraid that my mom will open the box. Should I go for it? I have thought about ordering it gift wrapped and then telling her that my friend ordered me a Christmas present online so that she wouldn't open it... Any other ideas?

[Smith98]

First you could probably still get one at Spencers-they hardly ever card anyone but it'd be embarassing if you got caught:( you could do the amazon way but wouldn't she see the bill? Maybe not idk. My sis bought me mine but I've gotten them for friends before. Here's what I'd do:

1. Google ---Please don't give out adult toy links---, like the second or third hit. I use this site because it takes money orders which don't leave a paper trail

2. Pick out what you want and find out the exact cost with tax, shipping, etc.

3. Go to the post office and get a money order for that same amount. To fill it out look at google and send it to the company and you should be good to go. As for the shipping maybe you could tell your mom it's a gift for her. Idk

[Mirage]

I'm not 18, so I can't buy a dildo at a store like Spencer's or whatever. I have an Amazon account but I'm afraid that my mom will open the box. Should I go for it? I have thought about ordering it gift wrapped and then telling her that my friend ordered me a Christmas present online so that she wouldn't open it... Any other ideas?

Your plan could work, or you could do as the person above me suggested: send a money order. BUT, I have another thing to make it more foolproof. Have it shipped to a friends house who's parents are ok with it. Maybe even rent a P.O. box. (Actually, scratch that. I'm guessing they don't let <18 yr olds get one)

Good luck!

[metoolawson]

Thanks! :)

[metoolawson]

If it is in your name isn't it illegal for your parents to open it?


Sorry, forgot this was girls puberty forums :whoops:

I guess, but seriously, who is going to stop them? I can't call the police and say "My mom opened my package that contained my dildo." But, it isn't the ordering part, it's the fact that ANYONE can open it if I'm not there.

[Surferchic2362]

Get a friend who is 18 to buy one fir you. Or you could tell your mom to get one fir you a tell her you need one. Priority mail us s good way too. Overnight delivery

[learnaboutme]

I know that my mom and dad would have flipped out if I had asked them to buy me anything like that. I have a cool uncle that I trust very much. My cousin (his daughter) has one and I asked her if her mom got it for her and she said no, her dad had. My cousin lives with him since the divorce and that side of my family is very liberal about sexuality. She only uses it in private in her own house unless I come over. My mom used to be like that but then my dad rubbed off on her. Now she's a stiff. My uncle bought me mine.

[Mortal Coil]

get a fake ID and go to spencers :)
Or you can get a vibrating massager that's for other body parts so they won't card you for it and it won't be awkward. Or an xbox controller ;)

[beccaweiser]

...then my dad rubbed off on her. Now she's a stiff...

Ha! Great word choice, Sandra! You punster, you... ;)

[Abnormal]

Don't you think that's a little complicated? I would say, wait until you're old enough to buy one and go get it then. Either way, there would be less risk and less of a chance of your mom finding out about it.

[Tina36DD]

Good Luck...My BFF's sister bought her one. I bet if I ask my Mom she would for me, but never thought of it til now...BTW.I go into Spencers by myself all the time and they never ask me to leave or for ID.

Besides, I think we should be able to buy stuff lke this sense it better than using your hairbrush or like me a flash light! LOL;)

[wildone016]

Would be risky!

[Weber_Swagg]

I would just use things like cucumbers or the handle of a hairbrush. I'm lucky because my sister bought me one but im still worried my mom will find it :D

[ImCoolBeans]

This thread was horribly inappropriate in the first place. :locked: