Parents+Puberty=HELL

[Antares]

Give a desciption of your most electrifying, embarissing, and just plain weird puberty moments with you parents!

[DestroyTheFuture]

my brother asking me if i had armpit hair yet at dinner.

i dont, so i kind of just laugh because its funny...in a weird kind of way

then my moms like, "oh please he hasnt even started puberty yet"

then my brother was like, "well i know that he has hair somewhere on his body"

and my moms like, "what leg hair?"

and he's like, "no i bet he has pubic hair. DTF (really name disclosed for security purposes) do you have pubes yet?"

i start laughing even harder (i do by the way)

then my brother said, "well has has to mom"

then my mom is like "how do you know that?"

then my dad said, "i know, because i saw him sleeping naked"

and i'm like, "WTF?" (i never sleep naked because i dont want my family "seeing" me)

and then the whole topic goes on about hwo my mom and dad saw my dick.



Background Info: my dad started puberty really late, and that passed down into all of my brothers and i. so, im assuming that my dad told my mom that like their sons will go through puberty a lot later than other kids, because when you are already through puberty, it's not a big deal to really tell people that you started late. anyways, so like, i always compare puberty to like dick growth and sex pleasure and everything like that, and so whenever i see someone whos like 6'0" and has sideburns when they are 15, i always just kind of think that i wish i'd be them because they are probably through puberty more than i am, and can pleasure a girl more, and dont have to worry about a girl telling her friends how big his dick is because it will be perfectly average (mines only 4.25 inches...so its small and i'd never want anyone other than a girlfriend finding out really). moving on, so my mom always think that i am going to start puberty like REALLY late, at like 17 or something because my dad most likely just told her that he went through puberty late and it will incorporate into their sons. but yeah, so anytime my family talks about anything about puberty, i hate it, because i compare puberty to like, having sex and stuff like that because your dick will be bigger...

haha well thats my recent story. ill post some more after a few others do.

[Antares]

that sounds fun
i would die

[sunsings]

lol funny story!!!

[Ryan0244]

man.... if my brother said that my mom would slap him silly lol.

P.S. my bro is 23 lol

[ricky]

my mom would always ask if i had arm pit hair, and one of the guys my dad works with asked if i shaved yet, but its because they all have sons younger than me, so i guess they were just wondering. not really that bad, but a little weird i guess.

[NintendoFanboy]

Heh, My mom walked in while I was masturbating one time... It was so embarrassing! She asked, "Are you 'playing'?" ... EMBARRASSMENT!

[Flooned]

Give a desciption of your most electrifying, embarissing, and just plain weird puberty moments with you parents!

ever ask for a stick of deoderant for the first time? JEEZ!

my parents flipped, i was 12 and my pits stunk bad so i asked for some deoderant and they freaked on me!

[DestroyTheFuture]

go have them buy axe and say you use it as cologne.

simple. lol.

[Hyper]

Lol I can't say anything embarrassing has ever happend to me really.. Related to puberty..

I mean I alrady have sideburns and crap.. So yeah anything can't happen anymore.. And well my parents both worry about other things :P

[Antares]

my mom just randomly gave me deodorant one day and she was like you need to wear it and i was like okay and then i started wearing it
that wasnt a bad part

[Flooned]

go have them buy axe and say you use it as cologne.

simple. lol.

axe is some nasty sh it i think im alergic anyways

[Antares]

i think that axe smells good

[Underground_Network]

Once my mom walked in to the bathroom (no one at my house ever locks the bathroom door) while I was getting ready to go into the shower (i.e. I was completely naked) and she made some remark about my dick, I can't remember what she said (probably because I'm trying to wipe that moment from my memory lol), but it completely embarassed me, and I was like silent for the rest of that day and the next day... It completely freaked me out (but it was like when I was 11 or 12).

[spazattack33]

ive gotten caught masterbating by my family SO MANY DAMN TIMES

i fell badfor my sister. my room, is connected to hers...at night, i always do it. resulting in me doing it her walking in, not seeing anything but still walking and knowing i mean

we kinda blackmail eachother casue...i always ALWAYS hear her and her boyfreind doing the dirty so if she told me mum then id tell my mom what she does.

oh yeah one time i was masterbating in my room not under my covers and i was done and there was a little crack and my bro could see...he walks up. i act like i was getting dressed asks if i want to play basketball and i say yes he walks away and scremed GROSS (hes 15 and im 13) haha

and another time was when my mom saw the lotion in the bathroom used and shit and yeah...asked if there were things "wrong" with me.

annnnnnd. my bro caught the history on the computer

theres more but whatever haha

whatd you think? :)

[Flooned]

ive gotten caught masterbating by my family SO MANY DAMN TIMES

i fell badfor my sister. my room, is connected to hers...at night, i always do it. resulting in me doing it her walking in, not seeing anything but still walking and knowing i mean

we kinda blackmail eachother casue...i always ALWAYS hear her and her boyfreind doing the dirty so if she told me mum then id tell my mom what she does.

oh yeah one time i was masterbating in my room not under my covers and i was done and there was a little crack and my bro could see...he walks up. i act like i was getting dressed asks if i want to play basketball and i say yes he walks away and scremed GROSS (hes 15 and im 13) haha

and another time was when my mom saw the lotion in the bathroom used and shit and yeah...asked if there were things "wrong" with me.

annnnnnd. my bro caught the history on the computer

theres more but whatever haha

whatd you think? :)

lol i havent looked at porno since i was 10. yeah porns for little kids i think, big kids like 13+ actually start masturbating or find a girl who wants to have sex with em =O

anyway for the guy who said axe smells good, you might be a girl cause i think only girls are attracted to it, whenever the jockies in my school use it i almost die from no oxygen in the locker room cause they be spraying the whole damn can on on armpit!

[DestroyTheFuture]

i dont think it smells bad really. it smells alright...but yeah, like you said, too much is disgusting.

he's not a girl though...a lot of guys might like it as cologne...he also might be gay too. the fact is, dont you like the smell of your own cologne? if you dont, then you shouldnt buy it.

doesnt really matter though.

[Antares]

well you have to think is smells good otherwise YOU WONT BUY IT

[masterofdisaster]

my friends dad walked in on him sticking an electric massager down his pants

[saintersin2007]

yer once, i was looking at a site on the web, guess wat it was, and then my dad came in, i was only wearing boxer sho it really showed and then my dad just walked out, never spoke about it

[Hyper]

yer once, i was looking at a site on the web, guess wat it was, and then my dad came in, i was only wearing boxer sho it really showed and then my dad just walked out, never spoke about it


Lol, I wouldn't worry.. After all he wen't through puberty too.. Anyway I've never gotten caught amazing isn't it? Considering I could cum since 11 and I have been masturbating since 11, and before we used to live in a 1 roomed apartment.. Ugh almost 14 now, weird as now I finally got my own room I don't masturbate that much xD

[gamerdude12]

I was searching for porn and my mom suddenly opens the door and walks in, immediately engaging in a convo, and I hurridly close the page before she could see. She was like "Why did you close that page? are you ashamed?" and I was like "Im writing a private message on myspace mom and I didn't want you to read it!" and she was like "oh, ok." IT WAS SO nerve racking! I was like so0o0o0o0o0 freaked out

[Antares]

when i close pages, vt for example, she always thinks im chatting or doing other things of that nature
its really tiring and i cant wait till i get internet in my room

[Antares]

my mom was complaining about me not cleaning my room and said it stinks. and she said "what you cant smell your own pubucy or pub... what ever ya call it!"

[Cmh71592]

My brother (whose gf goes to highschool with me) always asks me at the dinner table, in front of his girlfriend "So, when you gonna hit puberty? You gotta go get it, it's not like it's just gonna come to you"

Normally i just shake it off with a smile. But sometimes it gets too bad. My brothers accuse me in front of my parents of stealing their condoms (which i don't, of course) and then they say they saw me walking around the house with a condom on, which i don't do. They just try to make life as hell-like as possible.

They both hit puberty in 7th grade, so it's easy for them to joke about >_>

[mr.sexy_bomb]

oh i hited puberty in the middle of 6th grade and i am in the 9th now

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