I suck at cooking!

[Dimentio]

I saw under it and said about burning water, THAT IS ME!
I will confuse the Americans right now but make every English person laugh with this, But honest to god one day i was making a Pot Noodle, Everyone including me was being sick because of how horrible and burnt it tasted!
If i put an Egg in the pain it floats, Meat does not cook! I am clumsy and stupid so i cut myself! I burn everything i cook or don't cook it at all!
The only things i can make is Cookies, Tea and Fruit Salad/Cocktail, And all them things my family call me the god at because they love them so much! But i only like my cookies, I think everything else sucks! HA HA! :D
But i have a speacial power when it comes to them things, If i want a cookie crusty, Gooey, ECT. It will come out like that! I always make tea spot on to how i want it too! And Fruit Salad/Cocktail, They always look pretty and taste sweet and all goody! :D
Why do i just suck so bad at cooking? The rest of my family are BRILLIANT at cooking! Espeacially my mum! But then there is me! I can't cook for poop!
Is there anyone else like me out there? Because i hope i can get with a partner who can cook! If not, We're both screwed! XD

[Camazot]

wow you do suck and is a pot noodle like ramen noodles from america aha thats funy you do suck

[Jess]

I am just as bad as you. However I can cook noodles...ramen noodles. but that's about it.

[Solvez18]

i can't even flip an egg.

[idontusethisanymore]

Haha Kieran:) You sound so cute:) Make me cookies and tea one day;)xx

[Kaius]

wow you do suck and is a pot noodle like ramen noodles from america aha thats funy you do suck

They're dried noodles in a pot that you pour boiling water into and a little packet of sauce then wait for it all to warm up and cook then eat it.

http://darrenlinacre.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/potnoodle.jpg

Though I don't understand how you burn a pot noodle if you're using a kettle to boil your water. Pot noodles are basically unburnable. Tbh half of those things you're probably not leaving for as long as you need to. Meat doesn't just not cook, it needs to be the correct temperature in the cooker and an egg needs a certain amount of water to boil. You don't suck at cooking you just need more practice and patience.

[Dimentio]

Trust me, It can happen ha ha, Also, Not boil, Like fry, I hate the smell of boiled eggs! But they just floated around the pan, And the meat, I honestly don't know what happened, Just looked like it did not cook, You should see the stuff my friends can do and what i can do! I suck sompared to them, My mum has tried teaching me for 5 years now, It really is impossible for me! I will keep trying though ha ha.

[Kaius]

Yeah then the egg/meat definitely wasn't at the right temperature. You should have it up to gas mark 4 for example to get it hot enough then put the egg in. It will float around a certain amount but it'll be slowly turning white as it does it. If its not cooking then its not you, theres something wrong with whatever you're using. Eggs don't just not cook lol.

[Dimentio]

Sorry if this is that thing where i comment and then recomment! I just am not sure if it counts for the one who made the post and if i am replying to one of you guys ha ha, I think i will record what happens when i Fry an egg or when i make a cake, What you will see, Will blow your mind ha ha.

[Kitten]

I'm a pretty bad cook myself. my boyfriend jokes that im his failed woman. ;) i set my toaster on fire making a poptart, i made exploding biscuits in food prep (my teacher admitted to only passing me to not see me again), i blended a wooden spoon trying to make a smoothie, i set an oven on 'self clean' trying to make a quiche (dont do that, its gross...) i... well, the list goes on and on. i'm a pathetic cook. (:

[Dimentio]

THAT IS AWESOME! :D I like your style of 'Cooking'! You have to tell me more ha ha, They made me laugh so much as that is things i would do! Two days ago i made a cookie, It gave me bad stomache troubles, Did not tell anyone, They all loved it then today, They regret eating it, I am normally the Cookie King!
I watch practically all cokking shows, I LOVE THEM! But i cannot cook :( Like my favourite ones are come dine with me and hells kitchen USA, THEY ARW THE BEST! :D

[Emiil]

i suck too :(

[Kitten]

hahaha. one perk is though, my boyfriend and his friends don't use the kitchen jokes on me anymore. :D im a bro now. which is nice.

[handle with care]

get the book cooking for dummies and watch good eats if they air it in england will teach you a lot.

[Blueturtle]

I suppose i am not too bad at cooking but don't cook often :)

[lniehus55]

im ok at cooking

[Invincible]

I love cooking. I suck at cleaning up. But then again, half the women in this world can't do things i can do :)

[Dimentio]

I LOVE CLEANING! Like my mum does the cooking, And on averge lately i am the cleaner! I just love it! :D

[AppealToReason]

LOL.
You just need more practice with simple things like eggs. Look up some tutorials online and get a few (dozen? o.o) eggs to waste. I don't believe anyone is truly a bad cook, they just haven't practiced enough. :P
And cook with the burner at a medium or low-medium. Patience, yo.

[Darkness.]

Just keep trying you'll get better someday.

[Rayquaza]

I love cooking. But now and again ill mess up.