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Genghis Khan
November 21st, 2011, 06:11 PM
Heh. Come on, that title is literally begging for you to come in and expect some random newbie to whine and bitch about the abundance of politically liberal stances on things, neg reps from people that don't agree with them or what not, or maybe even your occasional 'hey guys du u fink ders nyfin rong wid abortion? prsonlly i thnk its not rite to kil a living creature'. Well, here's the real truth.

It's an amalgam of the ones mentioned above.

No longer am I the immoral, animal loving, dumb commie socialist hippie liberal that I've painted myself as for a while. That's right, the beast is unleashed, for now I have adopted what used to be the complete anti-thesis of my belief system.

What this is, is me asking each and every one of you liberal scum to come up here and GET IN MY BELLY.

...while you're at, argue against my infallible logic.

1. Le economist ideal: I think that capitalism has won. We've seen the Soviet Union collapse on its feet and bury itself 200 feet under, Marx was an asshole, he did not know what he was saying/doing or any of that. Socialism = bankrupt ideology, prove me wrong. Capitalist and free market ideals with NO government intervention is the road to success. We're the human race, we're dominant, we can suck the life out of this earth if we so wish with blatant disregard to the environment and earth we live on, deal with it. It's our innate right.

2. Le political ideal: Herman Cain is God, okay sure, he didn't know where Libya is but that is totally unnecessary for greatness because even the biggest of leaders back in the day would not know things like Moses did not know the theory of relativity but he's still a prophet of God. See kids? -man of negroid descent says- 'Aoow lissen 2 da boii'.

I also seriously think you guys should look into Ron Paul, he's the future of the great nation (which will always be the greatest due to its economy's size and military power) of the United States of America (not silly Canadians either who wanna be us).

How many of you have actually considered being a physician and a politician at the same time? It's tough right. I think this guy puts the entirety of the political parties in America to the challenge -scratch that- not to the challenge, but to pure shame. Serving the U.S air force to defend the pride and glory of this nation is enough to smite my teenage cynicism and put me on the path to what I perceive to be some kind of maturity. Hey! This feels great.

That being said I 100% support the actions of George Bush and the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan. When you are pushed around, you are told to stand up for yourself and show people you're not one to mess with, and I think if Bush were the man to back down to a fight, verily he wouldn't be the kind of man I'd respect, or the world would respect. He did the right thing, now that god damn Obama is here and he's ruining everything by messing up our economy, and I know he's secretly a Muslim because he's in support of Palestine.

Which leads me to my next point, I'm in support of Israel too. It's in their Holy Book, they have the right to that land, Muslims wouldn't have prospered with it anyway.

3. Le Moralé (Morals and personal beliefs): I've found my faith in the Lord. But this isn't just any lord he is love, good and whatever is the opposite of evil. I see him when I see good things and I know he's there. The man in the wet suit told me, but it wasn't just any man in a wet suit, it was a man in a wet suit holding a rubber duck. Now that's a man you can trust.

Ain't that right folks?

- I don't think abortion should be allowed in any country, it is against nature and if a man should lie with a woman (assuming this is after marriage because it should never be before marriage) they have to deal with the consequences later because if they don't it's immoral. It's your responsibility. Condoms are bad too because they refrain the natural process from taking its course. Here's where you animal rights people contradict yourselves too because you want everything to be natural and shit but when we ask to stop abortion you're all like OOOOO INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS I THINK THEY HAVE A RIGHT WELL IF THEY HAVE A RIGHT THEN WE MIGHT AS WELL DO WHAT THE FUCK WE WANT YOU FAGGOT. DON'T GIVE ME NEG REP SAYING I'M STUPID BECAUSE LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND YOU'LL SEE YOURSELF OK THANKS BI.

- Plus, abortion is murder, you're killing a baby. I mean, you adore them when they're out of the womb but if they're in it, oh who gives a fuck because they're in the womb right? That makes it better right. Son of a bitch, I can't believe I was liberal. Eugh -scratches single pink testicle-

- Homosexuality. Now, I know this is a touchy subject and if you want to be gay, you have a right to because I can't stop you. But I'm just warning you beforehand, it's been mentioned in several Holy Books, even in the Koran (although the Koran's not real, let's just use this for the sake of practicality), homosexuality is wrong. It's not supposed to happen. You're born with two different organs and it doesn't seem right that you should use them on the same sex. It's creepy too. Ew, guys doing it, ugh, so weird it creeps me out :|

anyway, okay, I don't have much against you if you're homosexual but here's the thing (wait for it)

IT'S THE ACT THAT'S BAD, NOT BEING HOMOSEXUAL

2 reasons:

1. If you're gay, you can change it, the Lord will give you another chance, it's not to late to turn to the right side and what isn't known to be deterring away from social norms.

2. God hates the sin, not the sinner. If you commit sin, God can't hate you for it, he'll hate what you've done, and HOMOSEXUALITY is the sin, so as long as you're gay and don't have buttsecks it's all good ok. ^_^ ok.

Well, just wanted to get this off my chest, feel free to try and debunk my arguments although I doubt you will. AND GO AHEAD NEG REP ME I DONT CARE ABOUT UR SILLY OPINIONS THEY WON'T CHANGE WHO I AM WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER.

ShatteredWings
November 21st, 2011, 06:27 PM
I was with this being a legitimate thread for a bit, first three points hold some validity and arguability.

But .. Whut.

Amaryllis
November 21st, 2011, 07:01 PM
Yes!

Homosexuality is a sin as it is completely unnatural!
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm8h7dUPQO1qhrz9ho1_500.jpg

I have seen the light. I am now a conservative Christian and a servant of God, sent to deliver the non-believers from the depths of hell. [-]That or I'll just let you dumbassses die.[/-]

To this intelligent poster here as well as all other followers of the Lord, I give you a:
http://www.brainlesstales.com/images/2011/May/chocolate-milk-shake.jpg

To all you atheists, I say:
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmfue7SL8V1qbdjaro1_500.gif

Abortion is murder! Pre-marital sex is bullshit! Victims should marry their rapists and rapists need to pay their fathers 6 bucks! And losing your pen will lead you down the path of hell and failure!!!
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgcmhiYkb1qbdjaro1_250.png

And according to this scan from the bible, vegetarianism is a sin!
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpfcfgS9t91qbiuteo1_500.jpg
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpj199pNOj1qe31u9.png

God Bless your souls.

deadpie
November 21st, 2011, 07:04 PM
tl;dr misanthropy, nihilism, shit sucks why not watch it/joke about it as it gets shittier rather than complain/do something about it /theend

Yeah, it's all a big joke. Probably why I spend hours on landoverbaptist and created a page on fb trolling christians by pretending to be a conservative christian.

ok now parody conservatives go:


My atheist friends time taunt me with childish question like “show me any proof, no matter how vague of this existence of God.” While this is utterly disingenuous, proof of God’s existence is in all of our hearts as atheists well know, I suppose for the weak faith it is worth the effort of putting up a good example. So for my friends how there who persist in denying the existence of God here goes.

The cucumber: The cucumber sleek shape is the correct size of the human hand. While one can make the weak argument that cucumbers are just that size because apes eat them and Godly micro evolution caused this them to be convenient to a human sized hand no other primate we are supposedly related to eats the cucumber, only humans. This also makes the cucumber the optimal size to be inserted into a human bodily orifice, again there is no natural reason for this. Only humans are depraved enough to violate themselves with a vegetable. Cucumbers have a tough out skin that allows them to put up to resist repeated rubbing, like what will happen when a cucumber is inserted into a human bodily orifice for purulent reasons. Again, no natural reason for this.

Evolution can not explain the cucumber. So clearly the cucumber has a creator.

Who or what is so obsessed with what humans put into their bodies that it would create a vegetable to enable it? There is only one answer; the God of the Christian Bible. Sticking things into your bum is a major point of Christianity. It is the direst of sins and God is on the constant alert for it, He is utterly outraged by it and tests humanity for it relentlessly. Clearly cucumbers are created by God as a trap for any hidden self sodomites out there.

Game over Atheists.

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This man should be president. True Christian.

Hey liberals, occupy this!

http://i.imgur.com/eFIEg.jpg

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Herman Cain wants to ban all mosques, won't let muslims work with him, he's got guts. We need people like him running our country that aren't afraid to share their opinion, especially good CHRISTIAN opinions.

He has a point. Muslims are worse and violent than Christians and any other religion. They murder their own children, chop people's heads off, Muhammad even rapes a little girl in the Quran. Just disgusting. I can't respect people who believe in such horrible, sick things.

One Nation Under God, not your Buddha, Muhammad, Xenu, Lucifer. I pray that you atheists put your hand over your heart and say the pledge. You disrespect the country when you sit down in class during the pledge.

Taken from the Quran: And how many a generation before them have We destroyed! Canst thou (Muhammad) see a single man of them, or hear from them the slightest sound? Surah 19:98

This makes me wonder... why would you want to believe in such a violent God? Choose Christianity.

Do you not understand anything I say? Do you realize God created America to lead the world? You're so closed minded.

“God did not create this country to be a nation of followers. America is not destined to be one of several equally balanced global powers. America must lead the world, or someone else will. Without American leadership, without clarity of American purpose and resolve, the world becomes a far more dangerous place, and liberty and prosperity would surely be among the first casualties. Let me make this very clear: As president of the United States, I will devote myself to an American century. And I will never, ever apologize for America.” - Romney.

I believe in church of state, but you also have to understand that it's important that EVERYONE becomes a Christian. I'm just wanting everyone to go to Heaven. I don't want people to burn. I want people to live good lives and the only way to do that is through my God, the Christian God.

Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

WE are against abortion, against gay marriage, supporting the Koch brothers, wanting to bring back faith and God in America. We are the tea party and we will defeat Obama.

Herman Cain is who i'll be voting for. Sorry Bachmann, love you too, but we need a brother that is smart enough to challenge Obama

I hate Bill Mahar so much. Liberal atheist who supports things like abortion and the gay agenda. He also thinks religion is a horrible thing! He made a movie called Religulious! How closed minded can you get. He hasn't even read the bible according to him.

http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j360/christianathecute/bumpersticker.jpg

Darwinists claim that life originate in mud. If you really believe that a big pile of mud turned into a fish, which sprouted legs and arms and turned into monkeys, which turned into human beings, then you're more stupid than thought. For a start, if that's true, why's there still mud around, and why do babies not have tails like monkeys when they're born?

Time and time again history as shown with the Nazis, the Communists, the New Deal, the Spanish Inquisition that atheists will behave in a cruel and callous manner towards thier fellow man.

If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? Checkmate.

More medical marijuana dispensaries are being shut down and it makes me smile, because children are safer from the dangers of hard drugs by this. God didn't make marijuana so you can do bad things like ruin your life, become lazy, hurt familiy members and such. Soon there will be no such thing as medical marijuana and drugs will be a thing of the past.

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PoseidonX43
November 21st, 2011, 07:37 PM
omfg lmfaom XDD

but yes all that he has aid holds legit info!

jacknife
November 21st, 2011, 08:01 PM
This thread is pretty pointless, so I'm just gonna post some quick facts and then leave:

You must be trolling cuz there's no way that you like Cain, Bush, and Ron Paul.

Ron Paul is the exact opposite of Cain and the Bush family.

Obama is a war-mongering liar. He's a talking head; a puppet. Just like most of the political class.

Bill Maher is a pseudo-intellectual, liberal tool.

I am an atheist, but evolution and god(s) have nothing to do with another. Evolution in no way proves or disproves the existence of deities. These beings, by definition, are resolved from the need of empirical evidence because they exist outside of our physical universe, and even if science definitively figures out how the universe began, they will never get any closer to the question of the existence of deities.

The Obama administration has been the one shutting down a lot of grow-ops, using the federal government to violate state sovereignty and continue this insane drug war.

That is all for now.

Korashk
November 22nd, 2011, 12:36 AM
Jacknife, you're new so I'll forgive your not understanding this thread.

embers
November 22nd, 2011, 02:47 AM
You took the time to write this all out when I was gone for the day... wow man, you really must enjoy my company.

Sugaree
November 22nd, 2011, 02:49 AM
>this thread

http://i40.tinypic.com/2irw2eo.jpg

jacknife
November 22nd, 2011, 05:53 AM
Jacknife, you're new so I'll forgive your not understanding this thread.
I mean, I assume most everyone here is being facetious. That part I get. I'm probably missing out on some inside joke though, so thanks for your patience. :cool:

anonymous53
November 23rd, 2011, 12:43 AM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/131/351/eb6.jpg?1307463786

Jess
November 23rd, 2011, 10:43 PM
Yes!

Homosexuality is a sin as it is completely unnatural!
image (http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm8h7dUPQO1qhrz9ho1_500.jpg)

I have seen the light. I am now a conservative Christian and a servant of God, sent to deliver the non-believers from the depths of hell. [-]That or I'll just let you dumbassses die.[/-]

To this intelligent poster here as well as all other followers of the Lord, I give you a:
image (http://www.brainlesstales.com/images/2011/May/chocolate-milk-shake.jpg)

To all you atheists, I say:
image (http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmfue7SL8V1qbdjaro1_500.gif)

Abortion is murder! Pre-marital sex is bullshit! Victims should marry their rapists and rapists need to pay their fathers 6 bucks! And losing your pen will lead you down the path of hell and failure!!!
image (http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgcmhiYkb1qbdjaro1_250.png)

And according to this scan from the bible, vegetarianism is a sin!
image (http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpfcfgS9t91qbiuteo1_500.jpg)
image (http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpj199pNOj1qe31u9.png)

God Bless your souls.

omg good pics xD

@OP at first I thought you were serious. but I quickly realized you weren't. :P

Maxxie
November 23rd, 2011, 11:09 PM
Tides go out, tides come in... YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.

aperson444
November 24th, 2011, 12:01 AM
Tides go out, tides come in... YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.

Ha good 'ol O'Reilly. That guy cracks me up EVERY time. He doesn't even make a rational argument half of the time! He just says

"SHUT UP"

Then Camron says "YOU MAD"