Preventing a Mess?

[Willy B]

So, I've heard of people saying that the best place for masturbation is in the bed. But, I was wondering, wouldn't this make a mess because, during an erection, the penis usually points up. I've also heard of people just eating it :confused: which sounds really disgusting. The best solution I can think of is shooting it into a sock or just doing it in the shower or into a toilet. Thoughts?

[Wakesetter03]

Lying down I usually shoot onto my body, sometimes my face. I have tissues nearby and wipe up.

[enzenzz]

shoot unto a tissue, flush it or throw it in the garbage.

[Giles]

I find the fact that people do it into socks disgusting but then again I can (and do, sometimes) just eat mine. Ejaculating onto yourself or directly into a tissue is probably the cleanest way to do it other than in the shower.

[Foamy]

Shoot it onto yourself. It'll be better than into something else.

[prawn18]

Eating it is a very easy way of cleaning up, but i tend to just shoot and then wipe it up with a tissue or two

[Antagonist]

Eating it isnt that bad, but thats just my opinion. Shootin it in a sock, tissue, eating it, or onto your body are the cleanist ways.

[Sean the Griffin]

It'll stain the sheets as well and you probably dont want your mom seeing what youve been up to:). I do it in bed at night and use toilet tissue and flush it away in the bathroom in the morning. Works for me.

[cpr97]

pretty much do as you wish but i usually shoot it onto myself then wipe it up or shoot it on a towel or lay a towel over my chest n shoot onto that

[dkp123]

wear a condom, virtually no mess at all.. and feels so much better

[soccerbo]

the shower is the best if you dont wanna worry about cleaning up

[White Stocking Cap]

I eat mine, and it really isn't bad at all. If I don't eat it, I just shoot into the sheets, and it dries by morning. Either way it's fine, just don't let it stain because, you don't want whoever washes your sheets to see what you've been up too.

[uncutguy]

I wear a condom, or a doctor glove on my hand and cum into my palm. both are quick and easy cleanup.

[timeline]

I just shoot onto my self and try to aim low so all I have to do is put my pants over it or I spread it around and it usually dissapears that way. I don't eat it b/c its gross.

[WaveShooter]

what happened to tissues? i just do it on my chest and wipe it up with a tissue. Or in the shower. or sometimes in my jeans (messy but sexy).

[superstarB]

well i jack off in my bed just try to shoot it onto yourself like area above pubes or on stomach then idk how you get ride of your cum but no it doesnt really make a mess on the bed , unless you bed hump

[SWMG]

Just try to shoot not that high then wipe off or to the toilet standing up.

[Unsolvedmind]

If your are lying down and your penis is erect it will shoot anywhere

[Hermes]

You can avoid making a mess on the covers. I take my shirt off so my chest is bare, lie on my back and make sure I don't have the covers over me when I cum. That way it shoots on my chest and stomach which feels nice. When I've finished cumming I wipe up with a towel or underwear about to be washed though if you don't do your own laundry tissues maybe good.

If you are not comfortable getting cum on your skin you could always roll onto your side just before you cum and aim into something held in your other hand - tissues, a rag, a paper cup or even a glass you wash out afterwards.

[CryWolf]

I usually shoot it on to myself, but sometimes it goes over my head and hits the wall. I usually wipe the cum off with a towel or a shirt. Tissues just get soaked and it seems like more work to me. Do what you're comfy with tho.

[Young Wolf]

Bed and tissue - even on your side you can hold the tissiue as you shoot into it.

[BOSSPENGUIN]

usually i shoot on myself clean up with a sock of tissue

[Xandle]

I usually do it while on the loo and squirt on to myself. Then a just wipe it up using a toilet paper and to prevent stains on clothes, I wrap my penis up in toilet paper so that any excess "fluids" go into that. When I next need to pee, I take it off. Done.

[howdy]

Just don't do it in a bed

[Vian]

So, I've heard of people saying that the best place for masturbation is in the bed. But, I was wondering, wouldn't this make a mess because, during an erection, the penis usually points up. I've also heard of people just eating it :confused: which sounds really disgusting. The best solution I can think of is shooting it into a sock or just doing it in the shower or into a toilet. Thoughts?

If I have made a mess in bed, it's after awaking---like after having dreamed of someone who I'd enjoyed with, due to my imagination, which is likely normal. In other words, I agree with your terms. It's something clumsy to try masturbating in bed alone, knowing the sticky consequences. Besides, it'd be embarrassing, because mom, who does the laundry, might notice later.

[evenr96]

i usually jerk lying down on my bed...
i keep a roll of toilet paper or tissues next to my bed so i grab a few and put it on my stomach to i shoot into the tissue no matter how big the shot i can cover the tip of my cock with the tissue if i really need to be discreet.

sometimes ill even jst shoot onto my stomach then rub it around and wipe it off my stomach with the tissue.
I've tried eating it a few times.. i just dont like the tast.

[skandardude]

I honestly just eat mine.

[UTurn]

just use an old wash cloth and cum on that. i dont shoot far tho.. then wipe off ur dick and ur done!

[Buranri]

I just try to point my dick towards my head a bit so it shoots on to my stomach, then I wipe it up with a dirty pair of boxers. I do all my laundry, so no one ever notices. I don't shoot very, which is why this works - farthest I've gone is around my nipple, when I hadn't jacked off for 2 weeks while on tour. Only issue is when it gets in my pubes :/

[Fourth Dimension]

i have a cum rag lol that i just use for clean up and then i just wash it like once or twice a week

[mac42]

Yeah just use paper towel and lay it on your stomach. wipe and fold, and you're all clean.

[boyman25]

eating i rather gross just cum on your belly then wipe it with a towelette or osck or dirty shirt thats white or biege or something.

[boyman25]

eating is rather gross * not i lol

[PoloKid]

I may use a towel or tissue to wipe myself. Or put a towel underneth me on my bed.

[Shadowhunter]

I just go to town and use tissue or something to wipe it up, best way so far and hasn't failed me.

[Kobra]

I jack off using tissues or a really soft blanket. So you should try that. The soft blanket feels really awesome.

[Burton Guster]

I shoot it onto an old shirt thy I use

[Camazot]

i do it in bed with out a shirt and just use a towel to wipe it off my chest