please for the love of god help me...

[Electra Heart]

My mom's boyfriend went out with me and my friend tonight. We had fun and I found out he was spending the night... It was about 9:30 and its a school night so im at least trying to get to bed when I hear a noise... its them. moaning. LOUD. I know whats going on but I cant make A SOUND. I keep hearing "STOP! STOP! HE'LL HEAR US!" but does it stop? NOPE! This went on for an hour... I could literally hear them moving around the whole room. At one point I heard faint vibrating, pounding sounds, more moaning, squeaking sounds. it stopped, they went to the bathroom, did what I can only assume as "wash off" and went back to bed. I am currently sitting in bed with my laptop in the fetal position... do you have any suggestions to avoid therapy? *shiver* :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Veon]

Um, I'm trying to decide if this was murder or a game of Twister.
Forgive me, but they just did it.
You should forget about it, or expect a new brother/sister.

[Shining Star]

well everyone has the right to have sex lol.....my advice to you would be, do what I have done.....put on some earphones, turn the music up real loud and dont think about it. Believe me Ive lived thru it also.

[Jupiter]

Hey, all I have to say is that everyone does it. Even parents. It may seem gross, but maybe when you grow older, your kids will hear you going at it. :)

[canadaski]

Haha, I would laugh and yell to them to get a hotel room. The look on their faces would be priceless.

[Clawhammer]

Your mom and her boyfriend did it a little too loud? Join the club. Just tell them to be quiet next time, that's what I did after they did it hella loud with the door open. Yeah, it was awkward. But don't worry, lad, you'll get over it. I know it's disturbing.

[White]

I walked in on her giving hima BJ

[Portable Desert]

I just made it loud myself just to see how she liked it! :X

[Solvez18]

when i was little i walked in on it. horrible sight.....

[SydRoosters]

I know it may be a bit gross to you but your mum is just having a good time with someone she loves. Just pop in you earphones and turn the music up (and I really mean UP) :)

[Short Circuit]

Do what I do every Sunday morning, PUT HEADPHONES ON and listen to music!

[xbox360boy1998]

That's funny hearing you tell it. Seriously though, that is life (maybe not a new one though). Since you heard them say "he will hear us, not so loud". I'd turn the embarrassment around and let them know you did hear them and it kept you awake. Let them be embarrassed instead of you. I guess depending on your relationship with your mom. (I know easier said that done I guess).
I heard my mom and dad scrambling around in the bathroom late one night, talking about washing it off, washing it out and stuff like that, I can only assume the condom came off or something like that. Very weird feeling.
Tell us how it went at breakfast.

[Swimmer93]

Shame dude, I have never been in that sort of 'situation'. My parents are super old - so they kinda out of shape - thankfully. Listen to some music or go eat cake - always works 4 me, lol. It was probably quite the traumatic experience, but at the end of the day it pretty normal for adults to be having sex. Maybe just ask them to save the 'moaning' for when you are asleep...

[Ben4ever]

That's funny hearing you tell it. Seriously though, that is life (maybe not a new one though). Since you heard them say "he will hear us, not so loud". I'd turn the embarrassment around and let them know you did hear them and it kept you awake. Let them be embarrassed instead of you. I guess depending on your relationship with your mom. (I know easier said that done I guess).
I heard my mom and dad scrambling around in the bathroom late one night, talking about washing it off, washing it out and stuff like that, I can only assume the condom came off or something like that. Very weird feeling.
Tell us how it went at breakfast.

Absolutely! Cutie