Correct Size?

[Gumleaf]

what is the "correct" way to measure your erect penis size? i ask because if i measure along the top of my penis i get 6 1/4 inchs. if i measure long the side of it i get 6 1/2 and if i measure underneath the shaft it is like nearly 7 (my penis curves up when hard). which would be the correct measurement?

[Hyper]

Why do you even care? Ffs......

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[Mirataku]

Use a flexible ruler

[DestroyTheFuture]

you measure from the top, but you have to bend your dick to be straight in order to properly measure it.

[Glasgow]

Why do you even care? Ffs......

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No need to be rude, you have to measure at the top of it, when you look down at it, and where it meets your stomach/pubic region. And it ends at the tip of your penis.

[MoveAlong]

Why do you even care? Ffs......

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Hey...that didn't help at all...any post that is of no use at all is considered spam, and that was also just rude.
I think you should think before you post comments like this again, or you'll have a whole bunch of nasty comments in your nice little 2,500 face.


To measure your penis correctly:
Get as horny as possible! Like porno horny! That's the biggest you're gonna get.
Next, take a ruler and put it on the top of your penis with your penis pointing out (standing up? points right infront of you). Then bend out all the curves in your penis. Make sure the bottom of the ruler is at the base of your penis, against your lower belly. (forskin does not count towards size, and neither does any other parts of the penis not outside of the body)

[Gumleaf]

i thought i asked a perfectly reasonable question. so for those who answered it, thankyou. you have cleared that up for me. oh, and hyper, if you have nothing constructive to say, don't bother saying it at all.

[DestroyTheFuture]

its okay, Hyper just thinks that he should be a Mod because he has 1,000 posts now.

it takes more than a 1,000 posts little guy.


but, yeah like i said before, just bend it out, and measure from your stomach to the tip on the top of your shaft.

[Antares]

yeah always measure on the type
if i measure from the bottom i would be alot bigger that i actually am

[Gumleaf]

its okay, Hyper just thinks that he should be a Mod because he has 1,000 posts now.

it takes more than a 1,000 posts little guy.



well i don't think anyone with that attitude should become a mod!