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Krazy
November 2nd, 2011, 08:46 PM
Boner in class sometimes I get a huge boner and im bad at hiding it so it's embarrassing if my girlfriends grabs it and shows everyone any suggestion in how to hide it?

Mr. Awesome
November 2nd, 2011, 08:47 PM
Erm put a jumper or coat on you lap

cpr97
November 2nd, 2011, 08:54 PM
maybe try puttin it in the waistband of your pants or underwear if you can do that without gettin noticed og hold your bag in front of it just if you hold somethin in front of it dont only do that when you have a boner otherwise ppl might catch on to that

jockeyboy97
November 3rd, 2011, 01:36 AM
Yeah I would try to put your boner in your waistband. I put both my hands in my pants pocket and try to adjust my boner as much as possible. I usually carry my backback in front of me also.

Trinity_15
November 3rd, 2011, 02:41 AM
tell her that you do not like when she does this

BiGuy08
November 3rd, 2011, 09:57 AM
I was in an exam once, and it was the last 30 minutes and for no reason at all i got a boner. i had already finished the exam so i sat there with my hands in my lap and as soon as they said we could leave i ran as fast as i could to tuck that sucker down.:P

TrevorTime
November 3rd, 2011, 10:04 AM
Don't just put your notebook in your lap, 'cuz then it's obvious what you are trying to hide. Best bet is to just pretend to adjust yourself; all boys do this.

Kyle2010
November 3rd, 2011, 02:25 PM
When I was at school and lesson ended I used to walk n keep my bag hanging over it.

cpr97
November 3rd, 2011, 03:43 PM
tell her that you do not like when she does this

very true n if she doesnt respect that then maybe shes not the best girl for you... maybe she does it cuz she assumes you like it but deff either way if you tell her you dont like it she should atleast respect you enough to stop doin it n if she cant do that n you decide to stay with her with the lack of respect then best of luck to you down the road

Jstr
November 3rd, 2011, 05:14 PM
just take your mind off it!

cpr97
November 4th, 2011, 06:15 PM
that dont always work but i have found sometimes if you like pinch your arm or leg that will get rid of the erection... not sure why n i suppose if pain is a turn on to you it may not work but its worth a try... but again either way your gf shouldnt embarass you specially if she knows you dont like it i think that is what you really need to deal with not the fact of how to get rid of or hide your boner

Foamy
November 4th, 2011, 06:47 PM
Focus on teacher, unless the teacher is the hot one to turn you on... If that's the case then go for the waistband.

blackpo
November 4th, 2011, 07:03 PM
sorry, hate to tell you but... you might as well try and readjust yourself but the waist thing doesn't always work for me no matter how my belt is i bulge out and in my waistband it is even more visible

Toothpick
April 6th, 2012, 07:57 PM
Well, if you're in a seat that's in the very left/right column, turn that way, and kind of slouch a little.

senior.2013
April 6th, 2012, 08:00 PM
Put someting on your lap and ignore it. Dont make a big deal of it and no one else will

UTurn
April 6th, 2012, 08:02 PM
Waistband

Zach_014
April 6th, 2012, 09:52 PM
think of centipedes it works......weird but works

Sudds3
April 6th, 2012, 10:34 PM
Flip it up and stick it under your waistband

randy.boii
April 6th, 2012, 10:56 PM
have pride in your size flount that stuff

VirtualGuy012
April 6th, 2012, 11:57 PM
Tuck it in your waistband!

Joe96
April 7th, 2012, 12:29 PM
I usually use my arm, here's what I do;
I put my left elbow on my left leg with my left hand on my right leg so my arm goes over my penis. It's quite comfortable and it's not suspicious.
That's what I personally do anyway.

swimmerboy95
April 7th, 2012, 02:16 PM
Just try to act normal and if you feel like you need to just put it in the waistband of your pants.

Atomicbob11
April 7th, 2012, 02:52 PM
uh, well when you say girlfriends, you have friends who will randomly grab your boner? idk, but i think every guys would be somewhat ok with that. but despite that..

if ur sitting, ur fine. if you have to stand up to leave class or something, hold a binder or folder infront of your area and try and press down on it with the binder, etc. also, you can do the "texas tuck" of what ive heard it called, where u take your penis and lift it up so that it is in between ur stomach and waistband/belt. works best with jeans.

randomme
April 7th, 2012, 04:20 PM
If your at a desk hid is under or lean over yourself to hid it

ImCoolBeans
April 7th, 2012, 04:25 PM
Please don't bump old threads :locked: