"Are you sure you're straight?"

[The Madman]

Yup I'm pretty sure. Stop asking me. You're making me feel awkward.

Please stop asking if i'm gay. Even if I was. You're not my type.

Just because I like glee doesn't make me gay.

Just because I love to sing/dance/act does not make me gay.

Just because I will occasionally call some guys hot does not make me gay.

Just because I like clothes doesn't mean I'm gay.

Just because I love giving advice to girls does not make me gay.

Just because I love Chris Colfer does not make me gay.

Just because I don't want a butch army job doesn't make me gay.

Feel free to add on! :D

Saw this in another thread and decided to make a straight version :D

[MrMister117]

Just because my voice isnt deep enough, i talk with my hands or stand weirdly dosent make me gay

[Jupiter]

Just cuz I am in choir, doesn't mean I'm gay.

[LuckyLuke]

I'm so damn tired of this. People have no idea how much this hurts. I'm not gay, I'm not attracted to guys, I like girls- so shut the hell up. You can't even imagine how hard it is to get a girl when everyone around you thinks your gay. It's horrible. You feel excluded, ignored. You feel like a lie.

- No, I'm not gay. You've asked once and I've told you. I'm not in the closet, I've never been in the closet. Stop freaking asking.

- No, I don't care if _____ wants to f* me, I'm straight- I'm not remotely interested and if he so much as tries, well, he'd be taken down.

- Just because I love fashion does not make me gay.

- Just because I love Starbucks, I'm not gay.

- Just because I'm enthusiastic with my hands and voice, I'm not gay.

- JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT A MISOGYNISTIC JERK DOES NOT MEAN I'M GAY.

- Just because I don't date a girl a week doesn't make me gay (P.S. your keep asking me if I'm gay is probably the reason I can't do this).

- Just because I LOVE Lindsay Lohan does not make me gay.

I'M NOT GAY. STOP ASKING ME IF I'M GAY. I may fall into the "stereotypes" but I don't like guys. I want a damn girlfriend but I can't find one because all of you assuming idiots are sending them away. Damn.

[MrMister117]

I'm so damn tired of this. People have no idea how much this hurts. I'm not gay, I'm not attracted to guys, I like girls- so shut the hell up. You can't even imagine how hard it is to get a girl when everyone around you thinks your gay. It's horrible. You feel excluded, ignored. You feel like a lie.

- No, I'm not gay. You've asked once and I've told you. I'm not in the closet, I've never been in the closet. Stop freaking asking.

- No, I don't care if _____ wants to f* me, I'm straight- I'm not remotely interested and if he so much as tries, well, he'd be taken down.

- Just because I love fashion does not make me gay.

- Just because I love Starbucks, I'm not gay.

- Just because I'm enthusiastic with my hands and voice, I'm not gay.

- JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT A MISOGYNISTIC JERK DOES NOT MEAN I'M GAY.

- Just because I don't date a girl a week doesn't make me gay (P.S. your keep asking me if I'm gay is probably the reason I can't do this).

- Just because I LOVE Lindsay Lohan does not make me gay.

I'M NOT GAY. STOP ASKING ME IF I'M GAY. I may fall into the "stereotypes" but I don't like guys. I want a damn girlfriend but I can't find one because all of you assuming idiots are sending them away. Damn.

amen!