Pick up lines

[Cybercode]

What are some funny or cheesy pick lines you know of?

[Tristin.]

never ever ever use a pick up line. they are all cheesey and tbqh, highly patronising

just ask her out on a date, say ask if she wants to go to the cinema at the weekend? something like this. but, i beg you refrain from any pick up line, especialy if it is along the lines of the infamous "grab your coat, youve pulled"

[Cybercode]

never ever ever use a pick up line. they are all cheesey and tbqh, highly patronising

lol. ok. i won't use pick up lines. I'm gonna see if I can get this thread moved to arcade since it will probably be spammed anyway. and JIC if people wanna have fun with it too.

[Craig1995]

Yeahh lol dnt use pick up lines :s i wont go well. Just ise genaral compliments and stuff :) gd luck.

[DerBear]

Pick up lines are chessy whatever they are or however you put it. Nothing like this is ever wise. Pick up lines can seem funny but only to a select few and not many people like them

[Cybercode]

Sorry guys, I meant to edit my original post from Relationships and Dating Section to the VT Arcade section but I went offline for a while. Yeah I'm not gonna use pick up lines. Lol. But I decided to make this a VT Arcade thread. So what are some of the funniest, cheesiest pick up lines you've ever heard of.

[Ambrosia]

I work at Subway, so I hear some really dirty ones.

Me: "What can I make for you today!?"
Him: "Well that depends, are you on the menue?"
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Me: "Would you like a footlong or a six inch?"
Him: "Gimme a six inch, baby, I already have a footlong."
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Me: "Happy five dollar footlong month!"
Him: "Oh baby I already HAVE a footlong! You can take a bite for five dollars ;)"
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I jokingly told a man and his son I was going to keep the 80 dollars from his 100 dollar bill as a tip. He leaned over my counter and said, "Well that depends, are you wearing knee pads?" I was like, Omg.

[abdheuuuchjc]

Why don't u sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up

[Haleyzmont]

Heres a cheesy one, " hey i seem to have lost my number
Can i borrow yours?"

[kenoloor]

Is there a keg in your pants? Cuz I'd sure like to tap that.

[supadupahitz]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

[kenoloor]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

My favorite.
Also,
"Have you ever had your belly button licked? ...from the inside?"
"What size shoe are? Wait, Imma guess...size sexy." <-- pantydropper

[Shining Star]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Haha I love this one!!!!!!!! :D

[Kaius]

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

[Fiction]

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Yes you can..

You're the type of boy i'd make a sandwich for.

[Kaius]

You're the type of boy i'd make a sandwich for.

;P

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

[Fiction]

;P

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Hmm a bit :(

Can I take a picture of you? So I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

[Kaius]

Hmm a bit :(

Can I take a picture of you? So I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

<3

;) Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

[Fiction]

<3

;) Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

:D Aaron we're the best at this thread!

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

[Kaius]

:D Aaron we're the best at this thread!

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

.. Bit too late isn't it?

Kay im going to stop spamming this after this one :P

You owe me a drink. Why you ask? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

[Fiction]

.. Bit too late isn't it?

Kay im going to stop spamming this after this one :P

You owe me a drink. Why you ask? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Awkward moment when you actually do that... :P

Fiiine last one :3

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

[Dimitri]

Imma just put the ones on here that I have used and then the ones that people have used on me....

Ones I Have Used


So what was it like, falling out of heaven? You don’t seem bruised at all.
You’re kidding me – it’s that easy to be good-looking?
If my dad had told me that it was this easy to meet a great-looking girl, I’d have come here a long time ago!
My, you’re a bright lady! Which family of stars are you from?
If you were a Taser, the entire room would be stunned.
Am I dying? You have to know – you’re an angel, right?
If splendor were time, you’d be infinity.
Baby, I’m a little worried about your eyes. You’re making me drown in them.

Ones Used on Me


See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
If I followed you home, would you keep me? (He got punched in the stomach)
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

[Sonic Boom]

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.....

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?

Do you want to dance? No? Well I guess a fuck is out of the question!

[Haleyzmont]

You dont need any sugar in that coffee, you're already sweet enough. :3

[lou lou]

Hey, My car just broke down. Can I ride home with you instead? ;)

[OrKing]

Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you? :P

[Mob Boss]

^ You serial killer. :P

I frakking LOVE pick up lines. :D

* Is your dad a terrorist? 'Cause you are the bomb
*There is something wrong with my cellphone. It doesn't have your number in it.
*If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE print.
*I'm not trying to impress you or anything.....,but I'm Batman. (haha What?)

[lou lou]

my friend told her bf this one:

Hey I heard you like bad girls.....well I don't mean to brag but when the Disney channel says "ask your parents before going online".......I didnt ask my parents. :cool: ;) :P