Haiku Thread

[Reads]

Who's down for a Haiku thread? They should be originals :)

If you don't know how a Haiku works, it's easy to learn. Basically, it's a poem with three lines. The first line has 5 syllables, the second has 7, and the third has 5 again. Just remember 5, 7, 5.

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I'll start it off:

Grassland

The endless grassland
As far as the eye can see
Sways in harmony

[Jean Poutine]

the constitution
merely a suggestion
for our true elects

ALTERNATIVE :
the constitution
the supreme law of our land
please don't make me laugh

for stephen harper
our right to privacy has
never mattered much

ALTERNATIVE :
for stephen harper
a pot smoker gets more jail
than a mass killer

forty pedophiles
just raped my firstborn daughter
a fine suffices

the conservatives
we can't stop electing them
we are masochists

seventeen years old ;
a minor that kills someone
knows not right from wrong

between a lawyer
and a dishonest merchant
i get hosed the same

non-elect senate
it is only useful for
paying nepotists

alberta adores
its oil money way too much
good thing PET's a thief
(in loving memory of Pierre-Elliot Trudeau)

the separatists
of quebec are now led by
an iranian guy
(LOL IRONY GET IT...okay not)

belinda stronach
she made the tory party
a bunch of cuckolds
(still angry about this)

do not fear jesus
stockwell day will save us too
poor heathen masses

vancouver city
does it belong to B.-C.
or the P.R.C.?

i will immigrate
to quebec and i affirm :
i will speak english

canada is the
bestest country in the world
sayeth jean chrétien

here i do take leave
from political haiku
long live canada

[Bath]

The first day I ever talked to my boyfriend, he was like "write me a haiku!" So I made this.

Your name is Spencer
I enjoy talking to you
That was my haiku

It's saved on his computer lol. :)

[Jess]

I love haikus. although I have trouble coming up with good ones. these are some of my best ones

These are some Haikus
first one has 5 syllables
then seven then five.


Tiny little babe
Delightful bundle of joy
Nestled in her arms.


Your love wraps me up
Entangled in temptation
caught in a mind trap...

[Bath]

These are so much fun to come up with on the spot, they're so pretty, I forgot how much I love haikus :)

Texting and facebook
Corrupt communication
I would rather speak.

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My smooth lovely wrist
Covered in needles and pins
My smooth bloody wrist.

[RoseyCadaver]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Holy crap a rhyming haiku.

[Angel Androgynous]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Holy crap a rhyming haiku.

Sweetheart, it's 5, 7, 5. :P
Yours is 4, 5, 8. c:

***
Your wings so brittle,
can be torn off by the wind.
And yet, you still fly.

[RoseyCadaver]

Sweetheart, it's 5, 7, 5. :P
Yours is 4, 5, 8. c:



But, but, they both equal 17 syllables(or what ever the hell it's suppose to be). :c

But as long as I'm your sweetheart :wub: .

[Reads]

These are so much fun to come up with on the spot, they're so pretty, I forgot how much I love haikus :)

Texting and facebook
Corrupt communication
I would rather speak.

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My smooth lovely wrist
Covered in needles and pins
My smooth bloody wrist.

You're so right, haha.

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Oh glass of water
Why did you have to fall down?
My desk is all wet.

[embers]

early morning 5
a-m to be shouted at:
"see the mist! be it!"

() (http://i.imgur.com/ki3vg.jpg) (that wasn't taken at 5am though)

contemporary
singer in reveries of
when he had a voice

() (http://vimeo.com/30428317)

[Dimitri]

I was a lil'crazy when I was younger:

I found a small bird
And then I found a hammer
And I hit the bird

[Azunite]

Mine:

Sour cream and onion
Unexpectedly viscous
I have lost my chip

[embers]

I was a lil'crazy when I was younger:

I found a small bird
And then I found a hammer
And I hit the bird

Reminds me of this (http://www.94th.co.uk/Yellow%20Bird%20song.html).

[BankOfPigs]

No house of adults
No communion of children
A place for just teens

[Reads]

I was a lil'crazy when I was younger:

I found a small bird
And then I found a hammer
And I hit the bird

Rofl dude, that was so random x) You made me laugh.

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A late lonely walk
I think about everything
And how I'm so wrong.

[Jupiter]

I love my Bulou
He is so funny and cute.
He is a nice cat.
:)

[Bath]

Beautiful rave girl
Blonde and purple curly hair
Dance until you die.

:P

[Reads]

Gray clouds in the sky
Starting to take over me
Slowly but surely.

[Bath]

Bittersweet coffee
One percent milk and splenda
Much better than tea.

[RoseyCadaver]

A "B" in Chinese
Oddly a "C' in English
What the hell happened?

I need some sleep bad
but, this mild insomnia
,sad, keeps me awake.

I am not crazy
My eyes just see queerer things
yeah,I am crazy

[Bath]

A "B" in Chinese
Oddly a "C' in English
What the hell happened?



Hahaha I love that.

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Good morning silence
I hate how it is like this
Music will break it.

[Reads]

At a high school dance
Awkwardness is in the air
Until it all ends

[ShatteredGlass]

Early birds catch worms
Well I don't eat worms...ever
I'll enjoy sleeping

[Bath]

Empty, bare, and pure
Stomach is shiny and pink
I can't corrupt that.

[Reads]

The seven oceans
Vast, unpredictable, strong
Go on forever

[deadpie]

dfgdfgdf

[Bath]

Flawless little face
Tiny hands, I would hold them
But you are not here.