Weirdest masturbating and puberty moments

[Randy93]

what are the weirdest, freakiest, or oddest times when masturbating? share your stories here!!!

[BillyWitchDoctor.com]

i dont have too many crazy stories....one time when i was like 11 i jerked off like 8 times one afternoon and my prostate hurt XD gave that thing a workout at a young age lol

[Everglow]

got caught making out with my boyfriend...got accidentally bit when we tried to hide it

[Randy93]

any ways i made this thread the other day after reading some masturbating techniqes and one of them said that some men could receive extra sensations if you put one of those hand held shower thingies in my but (really nasty content, read at your own will) so the night came it was like 1am and i went to take a shower and i did exactly what the site said and pushed it in my ass when it was on. I immediateley i stopped because it was giving me a pain in my stomach the feeling you get when you really want to go(#2)lol. so i sat on the toilet and to my surprise about a cup of water fell from my ass into the toilet. it was really embarassing although noone was around.:whoops: I feel really good like how i can share my stories on this site. Thanks to who ever made this site possible.



ps. girls can also share their stories and pleas no one tease me about my odd moment lol.

[¤-[Thr££_Dolla_BillZ]-¤]

lol I have got two like yours. First I read in a jacking site that if you put your balls under the bath faucit it feels good well I tried that and it felt like someone kicked me in the balls. I also seen that one that you did so I went in our hottub and I pulled my swimsuit down on the butt and sat on a jet that was on full blast and it felt like I had to poop but I didn't have too

[BillyWitchDoctor.com]

lol, my friend, thats cus WATER WAS SHOOTING UP UR ASS!! AHAHA XD

[dannyley]

well i was ill and we were supposed to be visiting my step-gran, but i fell asleeep in the car and when i woke up i was alone in the car so i jacked off, iy was really weird. lol

[Jacob13]

One time i woke up in my best friends garage with my hand in my pants.

[crazyfilmguy]

Ok, well I was gonna make a new thread about this and ask people if they had done anything equally stupid, but it is kind of a story so..

Today, at school I decided to take a shower, which I never do. So I got undressed walked in to the showers, and 4 guys I know were j/o. So I was like 'ah sorry guys I'll come back in a second', but 1 of them turned around and asked if I wanted to join in. Well, its always been sort of a fantasy of mine to j/o in a public place and with other guys makes it even better. SO in all this excitement I forgot about the size of my cock (its 11 inches, the other thread will explain) (http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=11144&highlight=pills).

SO, I go over and stand with them, and I see they are all about 6-8 inches, which makes me suddenly realise that I'm huge and that something is blatantly not right. Well because I was now insanely horny, I continued to fondle my dick to make it hard. When I got hard, 1 of the guys looked over and said 'dude, you're like a fuckin horse!' and I was a bit shocked, but I kept jackin coz I really was horny. The rest of the guys were, as I expected horrified and quickly finished up and started yelling names at me and went off. The guy that made the comment stayed and wanked with me for about 10 mins until the bell went, and I told him about the pills and how I realised how stupid I had been. I was surprised when he said that he had once taken some pills, but they did very little for him.

So, actually it turned out quite alright. I now have a new friend and even better a new friend that I can j/o with. He's actually coming over in about half an hour. We might end up doin a bit more than wanking, because i got the feeling he was either really curious (like me) or a little gay.

I'll probably post in this thread later to tell you how it went.

[Randy93]

theres another not actually weird but really hurt lol

any ways the other day i was pooping and i was done and i cleaned my self. after that i took a bath and i was cleaning my ass and i felt some little lumps in my ass i thaught it was toilet paper rolled up or somthing so i pulled on it really hard and i felt a pain like someone stuck a needle in my but. THat was the first time i reallalized that i had hair down there?

[Randy93]

i just jacked off in front of my grand dad lol

[dan13]

one time i was in a public restroom and no one was around so i jacked off in a urnal it was really odd!!!

[dan13]

well i was in this public restroom and i was all alone so i jacked off in a urnal it was kinda odd!!!!

[Iron]

I really have none, ain't too much into venturing.
dan, make sure not to double post also

[Kamloops.man]

Well, I was meeting my friend at this bush ( we just do, it's easy) and so he I guess thought that I wasn't coming for a while and he was watching this girl in the shower (he's kinda perverted) and he was jacking, well I came up to it and I saw him and I was like I'll just leave you for a sec and he's like meh, who cares, I'm bi just jack off with me and I was like ok, but it turned out to be a blow job too..

[scenic]

played 'pocket pool' in school

[Kamloops.man]

played 'pocket pool' in school
Pocket pool?

[scenic]

Pocket pool?Masterbating through a hole in your pocket

I'm guessing that pocket pool is masturbating with your hands in your pockets, which would be usefull if you got the urge to in class. I tried this once, but my pockets where to small to reach.:(
In a pair of my jeans I've a hole in the pocket...:yeah:

[jimmy.]

Masturbating in a closet with my friend at school was weird o.O

[VirtualGerm]

I have masturbated at school and at a friend's house.

[kivaa]

Ok, well I was gonna make a new thread about this and ask people if they had done anything equally stupid, but it is kind of a story so..

Today, at school I decided to take a shower, which I never do. So I got undressed walked in to the showers, and 4 guys I know were j/o. So I was like 'ah sorry guys I'll come back in a second', but 1 of them turned around and asked if I wanted to join in. Well, its always been sort of a fantasy of mine to j/o in a public place and with other guys makes it even better. SO in all this excitement I forgot about the size of my cock (its 11 inches, the other thread will explain) (http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=11144&highlight=pills).

SO, I go over and stand with them, and I see they are all about 6-8 inches, which makes me suddenly realise that I'm huge and that something is blatantly not right. Well because I was now insanely horny, I continued to fondle my dick to make it hard. When I got hard, 1 of the guys looked over and said 'dude, you're like a fuckin horse!' and I was a bit shocked, but I kept jackin coz I really was horny. The rest of the guys were, as I expected horrified and quickly finished up and started yelling names at me and went off. The guy that made the comment stayed and wanked with me for about 10 mins until the bell went, and I told him about the pills and how I realised how stupid I had been. I was surprised when he said that he had once taken some pills, but they did very little for him.

So, actually it turned out quite alright. I now have a new friend and even better a new friend that I can j/o with. He's actually coming over in about half an hour. We might end up doin a bit more than wanking, because i got the feeling he was either really curious (like me) or a little gay.

I'll probably post in this thread later to tell you how it went.


if that is in fact true, i would nto make fun of you...i would be kinda envious, and then want to experiment with you!

[MikeHunt]

Not about me but,
In a sex ed class in 7th grade, theres this short and somewhat fat kid in my class. and the teacher was talking about sex or something, dunno, but the kid just stuck his hand down his pants and started wanking in class! it was hilarious, he was just sitting there, concentrating on the 'verbal porn' from my teacher. I dont think he ever cummed though, but im glad because that would just be messed up...
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One more: on outdoor ed earlier this year (8th grade) we were camping, and everyone was in groups for each tent. So a bunch of my friends and I got up after the teachers told us to go to sleep, and were walking around. And we went outside the fat kid's tent ^same as above^ and he was talking to these two nerds. and one of the nerds was like, to the fat kid, 'ill pay u five dollars to suck his [other nerd's] dick!' and we just started laughing.. a tad bit too loud.., and some guy yelled 'stop masturbating.' so the nerd was like, "I wasn't masturbating! I was just scratching my balls!" It was so funny.. but then one of the teachers woke up and got pissed -.-

--Worth it though

[sunsings]

once i j/o in a slide at a mcdonalds play place lol !

[Antares]

Not about me but,
In a sex ed class in 7th grade, theres this short and somewhat fat kid in my class. and the teacher was talking about sex or something, dunno, but the kid just stuck his hand down his pants and started wanking in class! it was hilarious, he was just sitting there, concentrating on the 'verbal porn' from my teacher. I dont think he ever cummed though, but im glad because that would just be messed up...
--
One more: on outdoor ed earlier this year (8th grade) we were camping, and everyone was in groups for each tent. So a bunch of my friends and I got up after the teachers told us to go to sleep, and were walking around. And we went outside the fat kid's tent ^same as above^ and he was talking to these two nerds. and one of the nerds was like, to the fat kid, 'ill pay u five dollars to suck his [other nerd's] dick!' and we just started laughing.. a tad bit too loud.., and some guy yelled 'stop masturbating.' so the nerd was like, "I wasn't masturbating! I was just scratching my balls!" It was so funny.. but then one of the teachers woke up and got pissed -.-

--Worth it though

thats hilarious

[mobile]

I was once sitting in my maths class at schol bored out of my mind when I started thinking about this really hot girl in my form, I got a hard on so i decided to start j/o under the table as I wouldnt of been seen. There were other people doing there work sitting next to me and no one even had a clue! haha

[PubertyInfoWanted]

My weirdest time has got to be at my cuz's house al my cuz's my age j/o 9/15 im 14 so me and my 10 yr old cuz is j/o then my cuz's just got droppd off they come upstairs and immediately see the porno on drop their pants and just start to j/o
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im not gay or nothing but my cuz's we were all jackin off then we jacked each fights and abunch of other dumb stuff like a little anal and by accident i came in my cuzs mouth cuz he was like warn me when you gonna cum so i was like k and then he like did something to my balls and i immediately came and we like all the time i see him jerk off together in a no homo way

[iJack]

Dont bump old threads

[Patchy]

Jack please leave it to us to say that, just press report in future.

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