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dannyley
April 7th, 2007, 03:19 PM
ok, i dont know where 2 post this but as it is penis related i thought here,

well i was on the trampoline today and i did the splits, OUCH
i was wondering wat wud be beter 2stop the pain? would ethanol be a good idea?

dannyley
April 7th, 2007, 03:32 PM
yer, ive tried frozen peas,but i need sumthing better more efficent

Maverick
April 7th, 2007, 03:34 PM
Ice pack and not moving around a lot should help.

dannyley
April 7th, 2007, 03:36 PM
ok thnx 4 ur help

Zazu
April 7th, 2007, 07:28 PM
Sounds painful lol, DO NOT put ethanol on it lol, trust me, it would just make it sting / hurt even more lol. If you want something soothing, try something like 'witch hazel gell', you can probably get if from your local chemist. Or go to your doctor, they've probs got some other, more powerful thing, they could give you.

dannyley
April 7th, 2007, 08:16 PM
kk, thnx 4all ur help

Sk8erguy065
April 7th, 2007, 09:20 PM
What exactly hurts?

Antares
April 8th, 2007, 12:01 AM
im guessing his balls
keep in mind not to let your balls too cold that wouldnt be so pleasant

DestroyTheFuture
April 8th, 2007, 01:47 AM
im guessing not his balls.

im guessing that he strained his groin muscle. it happened to me.

strech your groin every time it hurts and tightens up. have someone help you as well. if you think the pain is unbearable, see your doctor to see if you really pulled your groin. i ended up pulling mine, but your pain might go away after a couple of days.


take my advice though, i had experience with this kind of thing.


by the way, youll be fine

BillyWitchDoctor.com
April 8th, 2007, 03:00 PM
u dont wana be makin ur balls too cold. u can use something cold, but take proper measures to make sure u protect ur groin from getting too cold, (ex: wrap ice in paper towls so cold can get through but not as intense)

dannyley
April 8th, 2007, 03:16 PM
k, thnx its gettin betta now

Gumleaf
April 8th, 2007, 05:14 PM
i pulled my groin playing sport last year. it hurt a little and i was hobbling around for about 3 days afterwards. i didn't go to a doctor and it came good within a week.

dannyley
April 8th, 2007, 05:43 PM
a week?

Gumleaf
April 8th, 2007, 06:16 PM
by the time the pain had completely gone it was about a week. but for anyone watching me walk it probably wasn't noticable after 3 days because i wasn't hobbling anymore.

dannyley
April 8th, 2007, 07:20 PM
ok, it still throbs sumtyms, did u get to j/o during this week?

Antares
April 8th, 2007, 09:20 PM
hahahaha lol
i guess you cant go a long time w/o havin some fun

dannyley
April 9th, 2007, 04:59 PM
no i cant lol

Gumleaf
April 9th, 2007, 06:34 PM
ok, it still throbs sumtyms, did u get to j/o during this week?

it was to painful to even think about early in the week (i did the groin on a saturday arvo) but i tried wanking later in the week and it wasn't that enjoyable because of some pain that i still had. but i think that by the next weekend i was ok to wank again (this was about a year or so ago when i did this so i can't remember the exact details).

dannyley
April 9th, 2007, 06:51 PM
it was to painful to even think about early in the week (i did the groin on a saturday arvo) but i tried wanking later in the week and it wasn't that enjoyable because of some pain that i still had. but i think that by the next weekend i was ok to wank again (this was about a year or so ago when i did this so i can't remember the exact details).

OMG a week, i think i will try ti with the pain

Gumleaf
April 9th, 2007, 06:55 PM
good luck with it then. hope its enjoyable and not painful!

dannyley
April 9th, 2007, 10:24 PM
it was both

Gumleaf
April 9th, 2007, 11:09 PM
as long as it was worth while for you.

dannyley
April 9th, 2007, 11:12 PM
it wasnt

Gumleaf
April 9th, 2007, 11:13 PM
yeah, i know the feeling.

dannyley
April 9th, 2007, 11:16 PM
no it hurt like hell

Gumleaf
April 9th, 2007, 11:19 PM
i wouldn't do it until your completly right because it might cause further injury. but just think of the huge orgasm you will get after not masturbating for a few days.

dannyley
April 10th, 2007, 05:24 PM
yer, that will be worth waiting for

Antares
April 10th, 2007, 11:09 PM
well good luck with all of that! :lol: :yeah:

big guy
April 11th, 2007, 10:16 AM
lol man, that sucks!! i'm glad that i wasn't in that position.:(