Just a little off topic... (A survey for guys!)

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1. Have you ever been caught with your pants down in a public place – if so what were you doing?

2. What do you think the difference between having sex and making love is and which would you prefer?

3. If you could change the age that you first kissed someone, would you?

4. What’s your biggest sexual ‘turn-ons’ and ‘turn-offs’?

5. Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend? Did they ever find out? If so, what happened?

6. Have you ever been caught touching yourself sexually? If you did, how old where you and who caught you?

7. Have you ever fantasized about an orgy with more than two other people? If so did you have sex or just watch?

8. Where on your body do you most like to be touched sexually?

9. Whats your ultimate fantasy?

10. How far would you go to please your partner ('X' where applicable).

-Kiss their back.( )
-Undress sensually.( )
-Kiss their feet.( )
-Cross dress.( )
-Bondage.( )
-More?(____________)

11. Have you ever had an errection over a teacher?

12. Has your Boyfriend/Girlfriend ever cheat on you?

13. Have you ever seen another mans penis?

14. If yes, what was your reaction?

15. If no, would you want to?

16. Have you ever had sexual thoughts about a family member?

17. Whats the shortest time you've masturbated/had sex for at any one time?

18. Whats the longest time you've masturbated/had sex for at any one time?

19. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?

20. If yes, by who?

21. Have you ever had a gay experience?

22. If yes, expand.

23. If no, Would you want to?

24. Where's the stupidest place you've put your penis?

25. Would you ever want to give or recieve a golden shower?

26. Spit or swallow?

27. Do you know what 'Agnosiophobia' is?

And Finally...

30. Where did the last two questions go? (Be creative!)

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1. Have you ever been caught with your pants down in a public place – if so what were you doing? I joked around and let my pants fall down and everybody started cracking up.

2. What do you think the difference between having sex and making love is and which would you prefer? Having sex is intercourse with out passion or love. Making love is intercourse with your soul mate. You feel passion in every second of it. I would prefer making love.

3. If you could change the age that you first kissed someone, would you? Yes. My first kiss was meaningless. I was like...7.

4. What’s your biggest sexual ‘turn-ons’ and ‘turn-offs’? A girl seductively taking off her bra and massaging her breasts is a huge turn on for me. Role playing really turns me off tbh.

5. Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend? Did they ever find out? If so, what happened? Oh no. I would never do that.

6. Have you ever been caught touching yourself sexually? If you did, how old where you and who caught you? I have been. I was 12. My mom walked in on me. Lots of awkwardness. I have also fallen asleep masturbating, and that was embarrassing.

7. Have you ever fantasized about an orgy with more than two other people? If so did you have sex or just watch? I have fantasized about an orgy. And if I did ever have an orgy, of course I would be in on it!

8. Where on your body do you most like to be touched sexually? My penis..? Where else is it at?!!?

9. Whats your ultimate fantasy? Kind of embarrassing, but walking down a hall with my ex at the end, and making passionate love while being taped.

10. How far would you go to please your partner ('X' where applicable).

-Kiss their back.( )
-Undress sensually.( )
-Kiss their feet.( )
-Cross dress.( )
-Bondage.( )
-More?(Anything but cross dressing. Or torture.)

11. Have you ever had an erection over a teacher? HELL YEAH!

12. Has your Boyfriend/Girlfriend ever cheat on you? Yes.

13. Have you ever seen another mans penis? Yes I have in fact.

14. If yes, what was your reaction? I got an erection. I am not gay though. I am in that stage of puberty.

15. If no, would you want to?

16. Have you ever had sexual thoughts about a family member? Honestly... yes.

17. Whats the shortest time you've masturbated/had sex for at any one time? Masturbating: 7 minutes. Sex: 13 minutes .

18. Whats the longest time you've masturbated/had sex for at any one time? Masturbating, 32 minutes. Sex, 40 minutes. ( I try to last longer in sex)

19. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? Didn't we go over this? I have been caught masturbating, no I haven't been caught having sex.

20. If yes, by who? My mom.

21. Have you ever had a gay experience? Yes.

22. If yes, expand. I don't really want to expand on this topic.

23. If no, Would you want to?

24. Where's the stupidest place you've put your penis? ... in a beehive. AN ABANDONED ONE... oh god no.

25. Would you ever want to give or receive a golden shower? Eww... no.

26. Spit or swallow? By that I hope you mean vaginal lubrication. And only if they want me too. If it was my choice no. Unless I was too lazy to spit it out.

27. Do you know what 'Agnosiophobia' is? I do now.

And Finally...

30. Where did the last two questions go? (Be creative!) Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a crazy mother fucker that devoured the souls of 28 and 29.