How do you rate your friends?

[Short Circuit]

Do any of you "rate" your friends, and if so, what method do you use?

This is the method I use:

Imagine you have broken BOTH your arms and cannot do nothing for yourself, here is how I would rate my friends:

A friend: Will scratch your nose, head, back, bum etc when you itch.

A real friend: Will be able to take you to the toilet when you need to pee, and get it out, hold it, and put it away when your done.

A true friend: Will be able to take you to the toilet when you need a poo, wipe your butt and pull your pants back up without question.

A best mate: You will be able to tell who your best mate is when you need a wank.

So what do you think?

[Kujiro]

I'm sorry but I may have missed the point in your post.
But it's generally not nice to rate friends,

People walk in and out of our lives, and leaving footprints in our hearts, be it good or bad.
At different points of our lives we get a diferent flavor of friends.
But it's said if you have made 1 true friend by the time of your passing, you've considered to have lived a good one.

Cheers
*smile*

[SinisterMystery]

Yeah. I would never wipe my friends ass no matter how close we are.

[xXl0sth0peXx]

I have friends, and I have best friends. Simple as that. No true friends or good friends or whatever. Just friends and best friends.

[Weeping]

So you don't have a best friend if you don't have a friend who would wank you off? Lol.

I don't rate friends.

[Kaius]

I have friends, and I have best friends. Simple as that. No true friends or good friends or whatever. Just friends and best friends.

Exactly this ^

I don't rate my friends really.

[Love.Hate]

My friends are all special to me in different ways. I dont rate them as none are "better" than others.

[UnknownError]

They're all two-faced and would stab me/each other in the back at any moment if it meant gain for them.

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[NomSan]

I don't think a friend would wipe you in the ass no matter how good friends you are. I think most people would wank you instead of wiping your ass, that is kinda disgusting if you ask me.

[Kelasta]

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh so much. :')

[DerBear]

This post is pointless

I have freinds but they all mean something to me in their own little way

Kyle can you share why you made this post

[Donkey]

Yeah. We don't need this. :locked: