Favorite Stand-Up Comedian

[Sebastian Michaelis]

"Sometimes I wish my first word was QUOTE so on my deathbed I could say UNQUOTE." "Sometimes you win even if you lose, like when you play musical electric chairs."

Between Steven Wright and Wanda Sykes I can't choose, but they are my two favorite. Who is yours? Also, leave one of your favorite quotes from them.

[Angel Androgynous]

George Carlin... and there are far too many favorite quotes... but I'll leave you with this:

"Why, why why why is it that the people that are against abortion are the ones you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place?"

[Maxxie]

Tim Minchin or George Carlin.

You say that...
If I...
Stumbled on a watch I'd assume it had a watchmaker,
That a muffin presupposes a baker,
So you must agree sooner or later,
That this proves that there's a creator.
So if I put my foot in a stinker,
You'd assume the existence of a sphincter,
Thus you don't need to be a great thinker
To coclude that God's a bum,
Which negates the words of Genesis 1
Which made Him out to be so much fun,
Until Adam succumbed
To temptation,
And then His only son
Got nailed to a gum,
Or the Middle-Eastern equivalent,
Which suggests that God's omniscience
Is nullified by His ambivilance,
Unless it turns out that He's impotent,
And if God can't get a boner,
I guess that explains the plethora
Of huge erections in His honour -
Because we all know a steeple's just a subconscious compensatory manifestation of a huge stiff penis -
Still He tells us that it's heinous
To stick a penis up your anus,
Even if you're famous,
Even if you're good at tennis.

[Bougainvillea]

Number one is George Carlin, and then Richard Pryor. They never fail to make me laugh.

[Professional Russian]

ron white

[Toro Y Moi]

idk too much about stand up, but i think Gilbert Godfried is pretty funny

[ThaRealistAjP]

Chris Rock

[BOSS]

Jim Gafigen or how ever you spell his last name,

"The only problem with bacon is that it makes you thirsty...FOR MORE BACON!!!"
"Fat back is basically bacon on steroids. I've never had fat back mostly because it's called FAT BACK. Why don't you toss in harry while your at it?"

[Magus]

George Carlin, and 10 others.

[Peace God]

Chappelle

[Kaius]

Wanda Sykes and Russel Howard

[embers]

Milton Jones. Easily one of the best one-liners ever. I also love Jon Richardson on 8 Out Of 10 Cats.

Oh, and Mitch Hedberg.

[FullyAlive]

I cannot possibly chose one.
Russel Brand, Jack Whitehall, Michael McIntyre, Russel Howard, Jimmy Carr, Jason Byrne, John Bishop and Jason Manford.

[Sage]

Demetri Martin and Mitch Hedburg.

[acurasrock]

I'd have to say Gabriel Iglesias, has a show Fat and Fluffy.
His 6 Levels of Fat- Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, DAMN...and Oh Hell No!

[Blind]

Brian Regan

[Perseus]

It would have to be Louis C.K.

[Syvelocin]

Kathy. Griffin.
I don't even know who she's talking about half the time when it comes to her celebrity bits and all her stuff is just reiterating funny shit but I still love her beyond belief. And she's the only one I've seen live as well.

And I guess Wanda Sykes, Ellen Degeneres, and Margaret Cho.

Wait a minute. I'm just noticing the connection now. Wow, I was gay before I was gay...

[Wakesetter03]

I don't have a favourite, more a group :)
Billy Conolly
Ross Noble (Watching him now-talking about cheese induced nightmares??)
Dane Cook
All of the guys from the Blue Collar Comedy tours.
Carl Barron
and Tim Minchin, awesome stuff from all of these guys.

[Sebastian Michaelis]

I'd have to say Gabriel Iglesias, has a show Fat and Fluffy.
His 6 Levels of Fat- Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, DAMN...and Oh Hell No!

Ha Ha I love him too! I have that Dvd. lol

[macbox84]

kathy griffin, dane cook, and angelah johnson

[jimmy-magic]

Carl Barron.
Dane Cook.
Billy Connolly.
Arj Barker.
John Pinnete
Al Murray

[Genghis Khan]

Fuck, Mitch Hedberg's been mentioned twice.

Eh... Jimmy Carr's good too.

[Jimmy Page]

Favorite:Hans Morten Hansen
Favorite that there's a chance you might know:Michael McIntyre

[mknjbvgtf6]

Eliot Chang or Melissa Villasenor haha

[Peace God]

Mitch Hedburg.

Louis C.K.
Yeee. Excellent choices.

[Suicune]

Judy Gold.

She always makes me laugh. xD

[casanova98]

Chelsea Handler. All the way.

[Sporadica]

George Carlin
Jerry Seinfeld
Mike Berbiglia
Frank Calliendo (john madden impression is great)
Eddie Murphy (shitty movies, epic stand up)


guys I don't like
Bill Hicks (one stand up I have of him he screams into the mic for literally a half hour as if he is imitating ppl he hates sucking satans dick)
Bill Cosby (too clean and family friendly)

[cutekurt]

Rex Navarete

[Bluebird12]

Sam Kinison, Sklar Brothers, Wyatt Cenac, Donald Glover, Amy Schumer, Myq Kaplan, Donnell Rawlings, Angelah Johnson and many many more.

[Slytherin_Prince]

Jeff Dunham's latest show was quite funny. Robin Williams was also hilarious.
Oh, and let's not forget Gabriel Iglesias. Brilliant xD
There are probably about 10 more I like, but their names have eluded me.

Most sincerely,
Robert.

[abdheuuuchjc]

Gaffigan chapelle and igelesis

Louis ck has the sane bday as me

[Dimitri]

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[Funkapotamus]

Bill Bailey, Noel Fielding, Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock

[IamJimmy1992]

No love for Bill Burr ... He is fucking orgasmic haha!!

Also:

Billy connoly.
Dane Cook.
Carl Barron.
JOHN PINETTE.
Al Murray.
Gabriel Iglesias.
Arj Barker.
Dave Hughes.
Bruce Bruce.
John Moloney.
Bill Bailey.
Reggie Watts.
Adam Hills.
Tim Minchin.
Rowan Atkinson.

I could probably do heaps more, and will most likely remember another 5 after posting this ahaha.But they are the main ones, and the ones i can remember as of right now, it is 12:45am at the moment and i have not slept in three days give me a break haha. Absolutely love my comedy.

[Hollywood]

Of all time? George Carlin, and it's not even close for me.

But amongst today's comedians, Louis CK is hilarious. I have a soft (or fluffy) spot for Gabriel Iglesias.

[Rdsxbaseballfan]

i would have to say Gabriel Iglesias

[prob1996]

Kathy Griffen
Jeff Dunham
Chelsea Handler
Sam Kinison
and the great Rodney Dangerfield!

[phantomnull]

Dane Cook
Kevin Heart

[xDILLIGAFx]

For me it has to be between Tim minchin and Kevin Bridges

Who took a shit in ma Kettle? - Kevin Bridges

Morality is written there in simple white and black
I feel sorry for you heathens, got to think about all that
Good is good and evil’s bad and goats are good and pigs are crap
You’ll find which one is which in the Good Book, ‘cos it’s good
And it’s a book, and it’s a book. - Tim Minchin

[melia_allen]

Gabriel Iglasias

[Levy]

Any of the ones who play off their stereotype! Oh wait..

[User Deleted]

Dane Cook, showed him to my family and they thought he was hilarious.

[Unsolvedmind]

I'd have to say Gabriel Iglesias, has a show Fat and Fluffy.
His 6 Levels of Fat- Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, DAMN...and Oh Hell No!

Me to and my second Jeff Duham!! My favorite lines from his puppets Walter: "AY! SHUT THE DAMN DOOR!
Achmed: "Silence! I keel you!
Peanut: "one of the things just doesn't be long here!"

[SeanM1997]

Gabriel Iglesias, when he actually does stand-up......

[Stingray54]

Bo burnham is the shit

[mustang lover]

Lisa Lampanelli
Wanda Sykes
Jeff Dunham
Dane Cook
Kat Williams

cant choose one..

[blacksheep]

George Carlin is definitely my favorite. Clever, dirty, and friggin hilarious!

[Desuetude]

Officially love all stand-ups my favourite things to watch on youtube!
Don't have a favourite but some that i love are:
lee Evans, John Bishop, Michael Mcintyre, Imran Yusuf, Mickey Flannigan, Milton Jones, Russell Howard, Russell Kane, Jack Whitehall... ;)

[Howareyou]

Nathan Barnatt

[Stronger]

Jeff Duham all time favorite, with Dane Cook as a close second for me

[JAMES-]

Favourite Modern Day Comedians: Danny Bhoy, Tim Minchin, Bill Bailey, Jim Jefferies
Favourite Other Comedians: Monty Python

[drpepper266]

I cant just say one, but some of my favorites are larry the cable guy, Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, and Jeff Dunham

[Montu-hotep]

Nikki Payne.

[KrisKindle]

Frank Caliendo, John Pinette, Danny Bhoy, Whoopi Goldberg (I love her stand up!!)

[Vonn]

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