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Short Circuit
September 8th, 2011, 11:41 AM
So today in school, we had PE. I wear white nylon shorts, (no undies) white t shirt, white socks and white trainers.
As it was raining, we did circuits in the Gym. Done this loads of times, no problems. However, when it was my turn to climb up the ropes, (you climb up, touch a wooden board, come down and do it again), I reached up, wrapped legs around the rope, pulled up, and got a "tingle" in the groin. Carried on, reached up, pulled body up, tingle got worse.
I was now getting a little worried. Reached up, pulled body up - SQUIRT! As you are probably aware, WHITE NYLON WHEN WET, GOES TRANSPARENT!
I quickly dropped down the rope, and ran into the changing rooms. My so called mates, were rolling on the floor with laughter (as you probably are now) :mad: and I was beaming like a lighthouse on a dark night.
I hate puberty!
So has anything like this happened you anyone else?
Dark Sparrow
September 8th, 2011, 12:04 PM
I've wanked and been spotted thorough the window, mate had his towel removed on a residential, friend parent got walked in on him and a lass dong 69, I have been walked in on nearlly haveing sex with a lad, thus forcing a slight bit of coming out, stuff happens, u just need to try and laff it off, let's face it, it's a bit funny, and one day somethingnembarassin will happen to your friends
Electra Heart
September 8th, 2011, 12:22 PM
Oh man dude... im so sorry! Wow... dont go commando next time i guess :whoops:
michael.95
September 8th, 2011, 01:03 PM
That sounds extremely embarrassing!
I had an incident when I was younger, maybe about 6 or 7 years ago now, I was in the boys toilets during class with another boy and he was sucking me off, the teacher was wondering where we were so he came looking and walked into the toilet and caught us. My parent's were informed etc and it was slightly awkward for a while but it just blew off like no big deal.
Donkey
September 8th, 2011, 01:33 PM
Never been a sufferer of premature ejaculation myself. Sounds like a bit of a sticky situation though, hope your friends drop it quick :)
JMEE
September 8th, 2011, 01:47 PM
Aha there's loads of posts like this but to be honest there's not much you can do now, they'll probably bring it up some other time but just act as if you don't care and they'll soon drop the subject. I've never had anything like this before but yeah sounds kinda common.
CryWolf
September 8th, 2011, 02:18 PM
Well that's a rough spot for sure man. I mean I haven't had that happen specifically, but I've been caught in some embarrassing situations before. Had somebody walk in right as I finished j/o. No way to hide it :whoops:. So yeah man it sucks when stuff like that happens! Rest assured though man that the ones laughing are really thinking that man, that coulda been me.....
jimmycouch14
September 8th, 2011, 02:22 PM
Yeah, that ranks right up there with getting caught jerking. Just remember at 13, probably half of the guys in your PE class can’t ejaculate. They are probably laughing to cover up their own embarrassment.
Just look at them and say at least I can cum……..see who laughs then.
Thanatos
September 8th, 2011, 02:55 PM
Never been a sufferer of premature ejaculation myself. Sounds like a bit of a sticky situation though, hope your friends drop it quick :)
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Like everyone said though, it's one of those things that just happens. It'll be a joke for a bit, and then after a while, if you don't let it get to you everyone will get bored of it and forget about it.
lilj231
September 8th, 2011, 03:24 PM
Don't worry about I've done and experienced plenty of embarassing stuff,so don't talk it about and they will forget.
Fourth Dimension
September 8th, 2011, 03:50 PM
just laugh it off
russjr08
September 8th, 2011, 06:15 PM
Ooh... that's a bad feeling and for the record, I didn't laugh when I read, in fact, I had to re-read to figure out what had happened. That's about as embarassing as getting caught J/O. (Or your mom reading what posts you make on these forums.... hasn't happened yet... but, don't want it to).
Just don't let it get to you, and people will stop laughing.
Foamy
September 8th, 2011, 06:18 PM
Ummmm..... Forget about it... That's about it..... Unless durin phys Ed u dint go commando :S
afhotty4all
September 8th, 2011, 06:19 PM
yikes
NotASpyingRent
September 8th, 2011, 07:41 PM
Are you not supposed to wear undies in gym class in your school? either way just brush it of and keep going without. its SOO much better that way.
Unlucky_Leprechaun
September 8th, 2011, 09:33 PM
Nothing like that has ever happened to me (thankfully) I'm sorry and hope you don;t get too much ribbing from your friends. Try to make light of it and laugh wiht them..but remind em that hey may next ! LOL. You are right, puberty is not that fun to go through and can embarrass you when u least expect it...next time try not to go commando... :-)
Marc5
September 8th, 2011, 10:02 PM
i need a translation - is circuits, running laps? Trainers are sneakers (i think). Mates aren't exactly like friends here in the USA, I think it's a stronger and closer connection than just friends. Hmm I should just look this up because I see a lot of UK here and I should know more anyway.
Did it happen when you touched the wood. In this case someone else's wood.
Curoz
September 9th, 2011, 01:46 AM
i need a translation - is circuits, running laps? Trainers are sneakers (i think). Mates aren't exactly like friends here in the USA, I think it's a stronger and closer connection than just friends. Hmm I should just look this up because I see a lot of UK here and I should know more anyway.
Did it happen when you touched the wood. In this case someone else's wood.
Mates just mean friends.
In Australia we call everyone mates even if you've just met them.
E.g. In a school situation (this could be to some random you've never spoken to before) "can I borrow a pen"
"Sure mate"
"thanks mate"
It's probably one of our most commonly used words.
The rest you had correct.
Back on topic
Dude that's embarrassing. but that stuff happens and everyone will forget about it soon ennough. ;)
superstar2067
September 9th, 2011, 03:34 AM
That is embarrassing, the best thing to do would be ignore them when they bring it up and hopefully they'll drop it/forgot it
Dark Sparrow
September 9th, 2011, 03:53 AM
Did it happen when you touched the wood. In this case someone else's wood.
no this is literally be a plank of wood used to attach the rope to the roof, with the aim if the exercise being to touch/tag that wood
Also a circuit is an exercise routine were you do loads of different exercise in succession
Short Circuit
September 9th, 2011, 04:27 AM
no this is literally be a plank of wood used to attach the rope to the roof, with the aim if the exercise being to touch/tag that wood
Also a circuit is an exercise routine were you do loads of different exercise in succession
Glad an englishman can translate into american :yeah:
BTW, now known as "Spunky Pants" (spunk is a slang name for sperm)
soxandboxersboy
September 9th, 2011, 11:11 AM
i wouldnt get too embarrassed over it - things like that happen to all guys. i have some white bball shorts i wear in the summer which r pretty much see thru. i have had guys point out that they can see thru them, but i figure if they look, they must like it! i have cum in them a few times too, but again i figure if guys look, they must want to, so let them.
PerpetualMotionSquad
October 18th, 2011, 04:54 PM
Man I feel sorry for u :( I will talk to u if u need anymore help just dnt go commando
youwonthegame
October 18th, 2011, 05:08 PM
I'm so sorry, that really sucks. I've never had that myself, but don't stress too much; everyone has their moments.
Shrouded Helper
October 18th, 2011, 05:28 PM
Why weren't you wearing underwear is the question....
parkpark
October 19th, 2011, 08:44 PM
lol that is kinda funny
when i was in 7th grade so about 5 yrs ago
me and my friends would get bonors on purpose and kinda play with them in Class and sorta compare whos bulge was bigger and one day the teahcer asked us what was going on and she called one boy out on it.... and him thinking he was gonna get in trouble if he didnt tell (or lied) told the truth and the teacher made us all stand up (with bonors on at this point) in front of the whole class and walk out of the room for the rest of the period ... note it was a class of 30 10 guys (so minus 4 me and 3 others) and then 20 girls .... lol
matt257
December 4th, 2011, 03:25 PM
Im sorry but that made me laugh, no i haven't experienced anything like that...... from what i can remember, lol
emmettman
December 4th, 2011, 03:39 PM
i'm sorry that happens i cummed once with out even knowing it and i got all over my underwear and we went into the showers and all the guys came in and saw the mess. They looked at me i was so embarrest i could have cried but then they jo and cummed all over their "area" and so i wasn't so embarrest and we just washed it all off together. so don't worry those guys probably just felt okward and didn't know what to do or say.
Blueturtle
December 13th, 2011, 04:30 PM
Wow... it must have been so embarrassing, i feel sorry for u but nothing like this has happened 2 me :)
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