View Full Version : Where is the weirdest place youve masturbated
Ayro
September 5th, 2011, 03:22 AM
the weirdest place for me was at a friends house when she was in the shower
sammy1996
September 5th, 2011, 04:09 AM
the back of a car or at school
girl555
September 5th, 2011, 07:15 AM
weirdest places; in my friends back yard, in my friends living room, (i've masturbated everywhere in my freinds house so its all weird) and also in my swimming pool and at school in class ;)
jet7up
September 5th, 2011, 11:09 AM
at school (restroom) :D it is a long story ;)
SinisterMystery
September 5th, 2011, 05:07 PM
The weirdest place for me is probably in the lounge. I don't do it in random places xD
solosarah
September 6th, 2011, 12:44 AM
Back of the church van, while the preacher talked to my mother and hummed hymns!
endgame
September 6th, 2011, 06:22 PM
School bathroom
playfull-qt
September 6th, 2011, 10:17 PM
http://albums.mouseplanet.com/CaribbeanBeachResortProcessed/26_castille_pool_hottub.jpg
This is an easy one for me. A few years ago while on vacation in Florida we stayed at Disneys Caribbean Beach Resort. I would sit in the hot-tub (infront of the castle in this picture) and let the water jets do all the work:wub::lol:
Nightingale
September 10th, 2011, 09:52 AM
During social studies,lol. I got horny so i pulled up my skirt, and just started fingering myself,lol.Or at the drycleaners,lol. I sat on a dryer while my skirt was open, and it started vibrating,lol.
Left
September 10th, 2011, 05:47 PM
Ive done it in class before.
Smith98
September 10th, 2011, 07:17 PM
In our neighbors pool. Let's just say I got to know the water jets pretty good.
lovelyangel87
September 11th, 2011, 07:37 PM
I once masturbated during math class and once while my sister and I showered. That was an awkward shower...
football57lglb
September 11th, 2011, 07:48 PM
at summer camp in the shower room :P kids were on both sides of me, haha
Reowr
September 12th, 2011, 05:11 PM
in my step moms bathtub (alone, lmao) i used the jets ina rather...pleasant way xD
Shellygirl
September 13th, 2011, 01:37 AM
No where wiered. I do it in the bathroom or my bedroom.
briannafrmhell
September 13th, 2011, 05:35 AM
at school
Kylie123
September 13th, 2011, 12:08 PM
Back seat of the car, or in a tent with 4 other girls (they were asleep)
bobynrobyn
September 15th, 2011, 10:54 PM
in the back seat of car , and i kinda got busted by my mom..... she looked in the mirror , and saw this look on my face , and said robyn what the hell are you doing ? oh .i said , just thought of something really funny ! she says ...ya right, and knock it off ......your brothers in the car.....no biggy he was playing his game , and didn't even notice........i think thats the best part of it :D:D(being sneeky)
bobynrobyn
Triste
September 16th, 2011, 12:17 AM
The weirdest place I've masturbated would have to be iny friend's house.
heather_m
September 17th, 2011, 10:00 AM
in my backyard or in a resturant
kelsie12346
September 18th, 2011, 02:09 AM
in the back of the school bus lol
briannafrmhell
September 18th, 2011, 09:52 AM
Haha that's hot
KatieBaby
September 18th, 2011, 04:32 PM
friends hot tub (jets = amazing), back of the car on a family roadtrip
amylights
September 19th, 2011, 04:06 AM
Probably at school, i was at class and i pulled up my skirt and started masturbating, also during swim lessons and on a beach, but i dont recommend it.... If you get wet, sand sticks to your vag....Oh yeah and in the fitting room, i was trying on some swimsuits for summer and started admiring myself in the mirror.... Before i knew it i was having an orgasm.... Wonder what the shopkeeper was thinking lol....
briannafrmhell
September 19th, 2011, 05:57 AM
School here too ha
angierox101
September 19th, 2011, 05:05 PM
How are you people masturbating in school? Do you have crazy good stealth masturbation skills?
I guess I'm boring. For me it's just bed, shower, and once at a friend's house in her shower.
Jody Jackson
September 24th, 2011, 11:56 AM
School bathroom
KellyNC
September 24th, 2011, 09:15 PM
My cousin's room when she wasn't in there, or a friend's shower (she had a detachable shower head, so good)
Katiebabe98
September 26th, 2011, 07:54 AM
During health class... thank you sex ed week and enclosed desks!!
Roses_Are_Yellow
September 28th, 2011, 12:20 AM
In the very corner of my closet...
diamondiris16
September 29th, 2011, 12:05 AM
at the bathrooms in the movie theaters... that was weird
Hotmandy
October 9th, 2011, 08:32 AM
In my moms room while she was showering.
Natural all over
October 9th, 2011, 08:46 AM
In an airplane bathroom
What can i say? It was a long flight...
JouninShinobi
October 9th, 2011, 11:51 PM
how can you do that in class?
:what:
briannafrmhell
October 12th, 2011, 04:44 AM
i would have to say def in my backyard, in the woods completley nude and in one of my neighbors tractors lol
That's hot lol
Twirl
October 12th, 2011, 05:34 AM
I have once done it at the beach (in the water)
dajuvega
October 12th, 2011, 12:11 PM
you can add a us army helicopter to my list lmao. went to work with dad and got to "accidently" walk in to a locker room full of male soldiers. got so hot about that that the vibrations on the helicopter ride later kept giving me orgasms!!!!! i love beinging an army brat somedays.
Snowblind13
October 12th, 2011, 05:26 PM
In a train carriage
Katiebabe98
October 14th, 2011, 07:51 AM
you can add a us army helicopter to my list lmao. went to work with dad and got to "accidently" walk in to a locker room full of male soldiers. got so hot about that that the vibrations on the helicopter ride later kept giving me orgasms!!!!! i love beinging an army brat somedays.
Now that is awesome! Get to see anything good in the locker room??
ClaireMarie
November 5th, 2011, 12:05 PM
Back seat of the car, in class, at the beach, in train, in school and restaurant bathroom, public pool, in a tent with other scout girls who were asleep, while babysitting...
Idk what is the weiderst place ?...
Maybe at the cinema during a borring movie with my parents ^^
kizzy
November 5th, 2011, 09:30 PM
airplane bathroom lol
PandaLeah
November 12th, 2011, 05:50 PM
In the balcony of my catholic church.. during Christmas mass
Lorraine
November 12th, 2011, 10:27 PM
On a train one time. There was no one around, I was bored, and my hormones were killing me.... :P
HeatherL
November 13th, 2011, 10:04 PM
On family vacation road trip while in a RV.
Lorraine
November 13th, 2011, 11:35 PM
On family vacation road trip while in a RV.
Must've been hard to pretend like you're nothing nothing speial. :D
lightfiyr2
November 20th, 2011, 11:32 PM
:wub:my pool
i LOVE jets
Surferchic2362
November 22nd, 2011, 12:59 PM
The storage closet at church
Megson
November 22nd, 2011, 04:04 PM
Ha, the weirdest place for me is at school.
Sneakers
November 23rd, 2011, 07:46 AM
the forest
tardis20
November 23rd, 2011, 01:46 PM
Woods, back of the bus, steam room
jesslovesu
November 23rd, 2011, 03:19 PM
ive done it during class while in the back, school bathroom, in a public pool, sleepover with a bunch of other girls (they were sleeping), school bus, and the weirdest place was (at least for me) was when i was hanging out with a bunch of boys and a few girls and started under a blanket...they didnt knoww ;)
Eloise
November 24th, 2011, 08:41 AM
I've got a really really weird one, I was at a concert and everything seemed fine until when the singers were introduced, this guy behind starts climbing my back shouting their names it was so uncomfortable and annoying and then he starts to push me to the railings to get closer to the singers in a humping motion. It's surprising pleasurable against the railings and that guy probably didn't mean to molest me or anything so i gave in to the flow. What can i say? I was entertained throughout the concert. :P
Rache. xx.
November 25th, 2011, 01:09 PM
I don't usually do it in weird places just the bathroom or bedroom really. I really wanna try it at school but I have classes with a guy I like and what if he see's me?
Micheal1
November 25th, 2011, 01:33 PM
I do it anywhere, if I am horny enough I just do it!
Nicole95
November 26th, 2011, 01:02 PM
on the roof of my house at 2 am last week :P
aubrin
November 27th, 2011, 02:02 AM
Lol I can masturbate with out useing my hands (not sure how it's kind of a comba of clenching and the right mind set) so I guess I masturbate every where but I have used my hands in class and when I have like blanket over my lap at home um at camp in a tent with two other gals they were a wake and did not know
Nightingale
November 30th, 2011, 11:21 PM
During school, in social studies i got really horny, so i just pulled up my skirt and started fingering myself,lol. or on the school bus, i open my legs when the bus vibrates,lol
mrmooers
November 30th, 2011, 11:26 PM
i jacked off in he bathroom of my best friend whos a girls house
sammy1996
December 1st, 2011, 12:47 PM
In an mock exam hall... xD
discreetly i hope :P
shybigirl13
December 11th, 2011, 07:09 AM
at the beach on a school field trip a few meters from my teacher
Hope4u
December 12th, 2011, 12:37 AM
at my friends house in her pool
ifnf9we
December 12th, 2011, 07:24 PM
at the ymca in a shower, not that weird though, i could hear people out there and that made it better to be honest
yunoknock
December 14th, 2011, 08:21 PM
at my friends house in her pool
Lol, the question being, was she around?
boss22
December 14th, 2011, 09:20 PM
:Dat my gfs house... she was sitting close to me but didnt notice:D
ellie96
December 15th, 2011, 05:50 PM
Dunno if school counts, cause I've done it rather a lot there. Maybe on the bus to a netball match?
VeryWell
December 31st, 2011, 10:17 AM
Weirdest place I've masturbated must've been in the bathroom of a restaurant in Prague. xD Everything was hot that that, and I just had to do something about it. ;)
alllison
December 31st, 2011, 02:04 PM
Once in class
brooklyn
December 31st, 2011, 06:11 PM
weirdest place would be in my bfs pool
Deggs
January 1st, 2012, 05:05 PM
Back seat of the car when driving home, i was talking to a boy before we left and i got really turned on, there were 3 ither people in the car, but i had a quilt around me because i said i was cold.. And my brother was right next to me! i dont know why i did it! haa
Clara13
January 8th, 2012, 07:10 AM
For me was in the leaving room, with mom, dad and my litle sister together. I was under a blanket, and go for it! It was like a chalenge, to be unoticed, and a huge turn on, but I wont do it again, its too risk:whoops:
Lucille
January 8th, 2012, 10:36 AM
in the car...
natalie17
January 10th, 2012, 12:54 AM
My friends house, my cousins house or school bathroom.
DanielleD
January 14th, 2012, 05:08 PM
Community pool hot tub
Caityn543
January 14th, 2012, 05:54 PM
I did it during prom in the bathroom.... dancing with my date got me going like crazy!!
rebekah
January 14th, 2012, 08:22 PM
i did it under a table at a resturaunt.
cooli
January 14th, 2012, 09:22 PM
either public swimming pool using the jets, no one noticed and i had my bikini on, or in the toilets at school......
Ellie wood crainey
January 15th, 2012, 11:06 AM
In a cinema or on a plane seat
Kizza
January 15th, 2012, 11:34 AM
At school in the shower. It was hearing voices coming closer and the feeling I might be caught that made it so exciting. :yummy:
Kim
crzy15
January 15th, 2012, 12:07 PM
back of the car,, my bro was right next to me,, lol he totally knew what i was doing, and just rolled his eyes
Curiousguy1992
January 15th, 2012, 03:42 PM
Probably in my friends bed while he was eating in the floor. I had my dick under his pillow and I came on it and just sat it back where it was and he went to lay down and he was like "did u cum on my pillow"? And I told him yeah and he was like "why didn't u tell me?" then he licked it up and he jacked off smelling my jock strap I came in the night before after a football game at school. He told me to get in the shower with him in the locker room with just my jock on and he laid on his back and took his dick and fucked his own hole. It was hot
learnaboutme
January 15th, 2012, 06:47 PM
I've done it at restaurants, at the movies and in my friends parents car.
jenna111
January 16th, 2012, 02:11 PM
at my friends house,sleepover,restaurant,pool,shower, class(i pulled up my skirt and i didnt have any pants,leggings,or underwear on and my crush saw me)!
DEADUSER
January 19th, 2012, 02:36 PM
I once lost my vibrator inside and had to go a whole day at school before my gf took me to the doctor
bigbrian
February 7th, 2012, 09:03 PM
in the car on a family trip
CharlieFinley
February 7th, 2012, 10:33 PM
During school, in social studies i got really horny, so i just pulled up my skirt and started fingering myself,lol. or on the school bus, i open my legs when the bus vibrates,lol
Holy crap do you do it everywhere? XD
CharlieFinley
February 7th, 2012, 10:57 PM
I once masturbated during math class and once while my sister and I showered. That was an awkward shower...
Its good that you and your sister are comfortable enough though
lizziebeth
February 8th, 2012, 01:08 AM
on a greyhound bus, for sure.
honeybear
February 8th, 2012, 12:19 PM
in the movies in the bathroom at school friends parents bed (no they werent home lol) shower after swim practice
swisss21
February 9th, 2012, 03:40 AM
In the public transport bus while i was on the way to home.
Tina36DD
March 19th, 2012, 10:53 PM
In a changing room at walmart and macy's. in my brothers room while looking at his porn mags. i rubbed his leather light holder on my clit cos it was right there. i've rubbed his wireless home phone on my vag and laughed when he was using it later! kinda kinky, but cant help it.
Mom and dad are in Denver til Friday. My aunt is staying with us, but shes glued to the satelite tv all day. i guess she doesn't have dish at home, LOL;) so this counts as wierdest place to rub, in the living rm, in a tank and panties playing with myself sence i got home...life is good. I wish my BFF Kori was here...we'd be playin right now...hmmmm
learnaboutme
March 20th, 2012, 08:25 AM
There are a few weird places for me. The school cafeteria, in church, at a school pep rally and at a gymnastics meet.
wildone016
March 25th, 2012, 08:40 AM
Umm, maybe at friends house during sleepover. They were all asleep!
countryniki
March 25th, 2012, 07:26 PM
Either in school during a movie :p or on the pirates of the carrabein ride at disney world. Long story about a bet and so on haha
Weber_Swagg
March 26th, 2012, 06:02 PM
Wierdest places for me were probably in the same room as my brother and his friend (they were sleeping) or at school
sarahmac
March 29th, 2012, 12:29 AM
In the living room under a blanket with mom and dad in the room...sneaky!
keishalent
March 31st, 2012, 05:16 AM
restaurant bathroom
HelenOakley
March 31st, 2012, 10:41 AM
In the shower while my step brother was on the loo. I saw his 'bits' and got a bit excited. I know its disgusting but both my step dad and my step brother i have seen naked and they are both really young (step dad is 15 years younger then my mum) so i get turned on! Obvs i pretend i dont :)
lipstick_kisses23
March 31st, 2012, 09:03 PM
my best friends house while I was in the shower
Ellie wood crainey
April 1st, 2012, 02:21 AM
Omg I tried this yesterday on a park benc while watching hot guys skate so good, downer is I squirted on the floor ops.
deano18
April 1st, 2012, 01:27 PM
playing truth or dare my dare was from a female friend to go into her backyard and have a wank. so i did lol
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btw ... ellie that is so hot..atleast you had the guts to go that hunni..
marie5150
April 2nd, 2012, 12:09 AM
lmao..
its got to be when i got very drunk at a house party and while me and my mate were walking home we went past are friends house an i dont no why but as it was dark i thought it would be funny to sit in his front yard and masturbate. so i pulled down my thong and sat on his grass and started masturbating till i cum..
it was a funny thing to do but i wouldnt do it again
AbbaZabba
April 12th, 2012, 05:38 PM
No where real weird, outside in the backyard I guess is the weirdest.
kao321
April 14th, 2012, 10:27 PM
School.
ilovepickles
April 16th, 2012, 06:49 PM
In a tree house, at the movies, in class, and in a changing room at the mall
whatevva
April 16th, 2012, 10:16 PM
Front porch late at night
CarrieRose19
April 17th, 2012, 12:06 PM
Probably at School or In public ;)
Tigress
April 22nd, 2012, 02:11 PM
When I went to my aunts house, i got in the jacuzzi, pulled my bathing suit bottoms sideways and let the jets do everything, but I did once just sit on my dryer for an hour (most amazing hour EVER!) :D
ImCoolBeans
April 25th, 2012, 01:00 AM
This really is not sex-ed :locked:
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