Comebacks to a Homophobe?

[Portable Desert]

Got any good ones? Tomorrow will be my first day of school out of the closet, and everyone knows. It's good to be prepared :yeah:
And it's fun reading them, some are pretty funny.

Go at it :)

[Kujiro]

Not everyone is ready to accept LGBT, an yes im sure there will be people glancing over the shoulders and whispering at the corridors.

But hell yea, its awesome that you are able to accept who you are, and open it up to the world.
It may be because of my own sexuality thus im saying this, but lets look at it in a deeper perspective.

Even if we are straight, it does not make it as though everyone will like us as a person anyway.
Being open and honest to your classmates and friends, gives you a chance to filter the "stays or the nays".

There are people who are unable to accept but are still willing to stay by you and be a friend, while there are people whom you may have know since time was time, but unable to accept, and thus starting all the gossip mongering.

Its a great time to see the faces behind the mask, and know where each of them are coming from.
Im sure there maybe alittle changes in the cliques and friends, but thats growing up, and that is maturity.

Friends walk in and out of our lives, but the true ones would leave footprints on your heart.

Good luck
*smile*

[OptimusPrime]

It's good to know you have come out of the closet. Now you can relax a bit as everyone now knows and it's not a secret you have to hold in anymore.

I've been attacked by homophobes but I know I have the better life as I don't find a reason to attack others based on what they do or are.

[Angel Androgynous]

Join the 21st century.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my own ass...

Listen... LOVE... I know I'm gay. Everyone else knows I'm gay. Who the hell are you telling?

Why are closed minds always connected to open mouths?

[Rukua]

just hit them (: right in the face (: *pow* *falls down*
joke... i wouldnt know any comebacks! i just walk off when people ask me if im really bi and hum a song in my head. then im good (:
love your confidence bro :D
*hi fives*

[Sebastian Michaelis]

You don't really need a comeback, but if they persist trying to get a reaction out of you then say this, "Calling me names says more about what kind of a person you are then it does me. Me liking guys shows that I'm gay, you calling me names to hurt me just shows you're a mean inconsiderate jerk." If you say it in front of some people it's better and it is important to remain very calm while you say it. If you make them embarrassed it really worked.

[Dark Sparrow]

If u really want one, just male se old classics a bit gay,

So's ya dad
And 'my comeback is on your dads face'


Shit like that but I wouldn't worry to much

[Syvelocin]

I always say mention that gay is just a fact. I never really came out at school but I did have a period after I identified as bisexual that people just started spreading rumours around and when people called me a lesbian I just replied with something like "Is that supposed to be an insult?" It's like telling a black person that they're black. Duh?

[Koffing]

Someone in my class apeared to be gay. He chenged it on facebook etc. so everybody knows it. The reactions on facebook were cool and accepting but I hear people in my class talking about him and not all the comments are good :(
But he seems to be accepted to lets say 2/3 of the class...
But it made me to stay in the closed a bit longer...

And watch out, his relationchip seems to be ended because his boyfriend thought he was to openly etc.

But I don't wanna scare you ;) Go for it!!! I'm sure that everything will be OK!

[AltoVaughn]

I'm better for a guy than any girl you'll ever date!

But Honestly. I've not had too much issues. If people ask if I'm gay I ignore them or say yep.

[Babydoll lover]

your moms chest hair!!! lmao

[Maxxie]

It's funny how I'M the gay one and you're the one hanging with guys.

EDIT: How'd your day go? :D

[jessehs]

call them a homophobe in front of other people and people will take your side

[BOSSPENGUIN]

if someone sayz to you "oh look ur gay!" there pathetic trust me every girl will hate them. your sexuality does not determine wether your a good person or not congratz to you about comin out of da closet

[terbear]

"Hey faggot. Suck any good dick?"
"Oh yeah....."

Then you just stare at them! :D

[JMEE]

apparently being gay is not natural? so is walking on water but Jesus still did it.

If I chose to be gay, When did you choose to be Straight?

one of your friends is probably gay but they're bullied into not saying because of what they'll have to endure from the likes of you.

Love doesn't have a gender.

Jesus had two dads.. he turn't out okay.

Being gay is just part of natural selection, you should thank us. if it werent for gays the world would be over populated with screaming children.

In parts of america its ok to marry your 14 year old cousin but not be gay & marry another man. would you rather I do that?

DONT BE H8IN ON THE HOMOS

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc3lziHtGc1qzecayo1_400.jpg

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

If someone calls you a fag, just say,
"That's right! CAUSE I FUCKED YOUR DADDY!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmuDebV5JJU)

[akapustka1796]

your moms chest hair!!! lmao
mean girls :D

[Unfortunate1]

racist, pregidist, misjudging, worthless, puny brained homophobe.

[JACKATTACK]

If someone calls me a faggot or fag, my response is "I'd rather be a fag than an asshole."

This way you're not calling them an asshole, but it's implied.

If someone asks if I'm gay (which by the way is no one's business), if it's done in a rude way, I answer "Sorry, but if I were, you're definitely not my type."

[Elysium]

If someone calls me a faggot or fag, my response is "I'd rather be a fag than an asshole."

This way you're not calling them an asshole, but it's implied.

If someone asks if I'm gay (which by the way is no one's business), if it's done in a rude way, I answer "Sorry, but if I were, you're definitely not my type."
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