Zombie Apocolypse. is it gonna happen? are you ready? how?

[mrdtf]

Theres allready a zombie apocolypse thread but this one is different its like a survery and less to read. keep in mind this is realistic thread so no saying "ill take the anti-virus"(resident evil) be realistic

Will it happen?

are you ready?

whats your game plan?

Friends your gonna take/team up with?

Your top 3 people to team up with?




heres mine

Will it happen?
yes it will
are you ready?
damn straight
whats your game plan?
meet up with a guy i know(we have allready planned this) go and camp in our local shopping centre in a myer because it has metal gates to keep the zombies out and its not that far away from a shopping centre
Friends your gonna take/team up with?
a guy i planned it with and my best mates
Your top 3 people to team up with?
2 best mates
and a guy i planned it with

[HaydenM]

plain and simple, no it wont happen. Its a work of fiction, it will happen no more than twilight in real life (heck zombies were originally vampires). But its a fun topic and they is why pop-culture keeps it alive.

[Infidelitas]

Are you actually serious?

I mean, really dead set that this is happening?

Do you really think that metal gates will stop zombies?

[Rainstorm]

No. :rolleyes:

A possible illness that could severely damage the worlds population such as the Bubonic Plague did during the 1400's?

Yes.

[OptimusPrime]

Oh zombies are coming! They would be better to date. They would do the moaning even without sex. Isn't that a plus!

[User Deleted]

Will it happen?
No
are you ready?
No
whats your game plan?
If it happens, take it like a man and let them eat my brains
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM
Friends your gonna take/team up with?
My best three friends from school
Your top 3 people to team up with?
ಠ⌣_ಠ umm yeah ^^^

[Infidelitas]

Oh zombies are coming! They would be better to date. They would do the moaning even without sex. Isn't that a plus!

Whats wrong with sex?

Would you believe me if i told you zombies were coming?

No!

They arent coming. They are dead

[mrdtf]

to be correct there dead but alive so undead

[Korashk]

Will it happen?
No, even if zombies somehow come to exist they aren't a legitimate threat to human beings.

are you ready?
Sure.

whats your game plan?
Kill some zombies, move to N. Canada or Alaska if things somehow get bad. You'd be safe there, due to the cold temperature.

Friends your gonna take/team up with?
Sure

Your top 3 people to team up with?
Nobody in particular.

meet up with a guy i know(we have allready planned this) go and camp in our local shopping centre in a myer because it has metal gates to keep the zombies out and its not that far away from a shopping centre
Why do people think that locking yourself in a building and just staying there is in any way a good idea? It's probably one of the most idiotic things you could do in the highly improbable event of a zombie apocalypse. You're essentially damning yourself to a slow death.

[Jess]

Not going to happen. complete nonsense :l

[SosbanFach]

Not going to happen. complete nonsense :l

Agreed.

[Syvelocin]

Does anyone seriously believe there will be a zombie apocalypse? And if it's just the joke again, this zombie apocalypse shit is really old.

[Genghis Khan]

Will it happen?

Yeah obviously humans are known to just regain their life and eat each other.

are you ready?

Assuming there's the slightest possible chance that something like this does manage to happen, no, I'm not, and there's a bigger chance of failing to survive this apocalypse than people think. But obviously playing Call of Duty makes me a true soldier just as getting high points on Nazi Zombies confirms I will survive a fucking apocalypse.

whats your game plan?

N/A

Friends your gonna take/team up with?

I don't particularly have friends ruthless enough to go absofuckinglutely mental in front of a gang of zombies, or capable of severing what is a dead human walking right towards him/her.

Your top 3 people to team up with?

N/A

heres mine

Will it happen?
yes it will
are you ready?
damn straight

http://i52.tinypic.com/10hrp1z.jpg

whats your game plan?
meet up with a guy i know(we have allready planned this) go and camp in our local shopping centre in a myer because it has metal gates to keep the zombies out and its not that far away from a shopping centre

Unless the gates are quite high all around [which I doubt they are] I'm pretty sure they'll find a way to climb over them. How long are you gonna camp for in the centre btw? A month at most? You think that apocalypse will be over by then?

Friends your gonna take/team up with?
a guy i planned it with and my best mates
Your top 3 people to team up with?
2 best mates
and a guy i planned it with

Ain't no one but me n my buddies rollin' downtown, shooting motherfucking Zombies like the badass motherfuckers we imagine ourselves to be, wasn't that a hard pick... ah if only I could fathom the immensity of the thought you put into this really well thought out plan. Damn son.

[OptimusPrime]

Whats wrong with sex?

Would you believe me if i told you zombies were coming?

No!

They arent coming. They are dead
I was being sarcastic. ;) You obviously didn't get the joke.

[backtobackawesome]

if it happens im so taking my minigun out and banging those mofos right there you know lol seriously though if theres anytone surviving that its me :D

[Sage]

if it happens im so taking my minigun out and banging those mofos right there you know lol seriously though if theres anytone surviving that its me :D

You don't have a minigun.

[User Deleted]

You don't have a minigun.

In his head, he has a minigun and a tank inside his imagination. Where he can kill imaginary zombies. It would be fun, like the lonely kid playing pretend all alone in the dark corner of the playground. Perfect for the homophobic third grader.

[Spook]

This is crazy. THIS IS CRAZY

Who the fuck made up the "zombie apocalypse?" Suddenly choose to believe that evil zombies are going to come eat your brain???

Well, I got news for you! ZOMBIES JAWS WOULD FALL OFF IF THEY TRIED TO EAT YOUR BRAINS! They are decayed walking dead bodies that don't exist. Its like 5 minutes after death, somebody has a spasm and makes ppl think they are a "zombie."

Who ever made up zombies is a sicko. T_T

[backtobackawesome]

You don't have a minigun.

you dont know me so how would you know...... EXACTLY

In his head, he has a minigun and a tank inside his imagination. Where he can kill imaginary zombies. It would be fun, like the lonely kid playing pretend all alone in the dark corner of the playground. Perfect for the homophobic third grader.

really? who asked you?? stop putting your life story on me

[embers]

you dont know me so how would you know...... EXACTLY

watch out, angry teen's got a minigun :rolleyes:

[Sage]

you dont know me so how would you know......

Because it's an extremely expensive piece of military hardware and anyone who replies to such a question in such a manner doesn't know the first thing about lying on the internet.

[backtobackawesome]

lol fine brotha chill out i was only joking god you people take things seriously here

[pageplant77]

That's a cute delusion! :wub:
But...NO. It will never happen. Its just some stupid hollywood trend.
Sorry :(

[RoseyCadaver]

watch out, angry teen's got a minigun :rolleyes:

I lol'd.


Honestly,I doubt there will be one,all though,in theory they do sound fun.I think if there was one,the human race would survive,we'd just have to isolate most of the zombies.But anyways.

I think I'd be ok for a while,because seriously I live in Arkansas and we literally have 13 guns in our house :neutral:(not really proud of it but a rednecks gotta do what he gotta do.).I think if it did happen and they started taking over,we'd have to be on the run,eating canned food the rest of our life or until we stopped and got something to eat :D.

[embers]

lol fine brotha chill out i was only joking god you people take things seriously here

lol fine brotha chill out i was only joking god you people take things seriously here

you people take things seriously here

just because god didnt answer ur prayer doesnt make christianity stupid ok shut up about other peoples beliefs and learn to respect ok? how can you say theres' no god as well its a proven fact that there is a god if there was'nt a god who create the universe? seriosly it blows my mind...... christ comes down for our since and heres u people thinking you can just put him aside and use science to explain things..........truth is..... YOU CANT.

god is the only way and I AM PROUD TO SAY I AM A BELIEVER.

GOD IS TH ONE AND ONELY

Right.

[User Deleted]

really? who asked you?? stop putting your life story on me

I have a strange sense of humor. I was kidding. Got it?

[Bradworth]

keep in mind this is realistic thread so no saying "ill take the anti-virus"(resident evil) be realistic...

Err... Sorry to break this to you but zombies are fictional. If this is supposed to be a realistic thread then surely this thread shouldn't exist?

[Sage]

Err... Sorry to break this to you but zombies are fictional. If this is supposed to be a realistic thread then surely this thread shouldn't exist?

Realistic =/= Reality

[Efflorescence]

I'm ready for them alright....LET"S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!:cool:

[mrdtf]

guys im not asking you to tell me its not gonna happen its as pointless as trying to prove god exists to me if u dont wanna discuss your game plan dont comment easy as that....

[Efflorescence]

guys im not asking you to tell me its not gonna happen its as pointless as trying to prove god exists to me if u dont wanna discuss your game plan dont comment easy as that....

:what:

What the hell does God have to do with zombie apocalypse?? Let God be, for God's sake!!!

[ShatteredWings]

Okay this is turning into bashfest. Byebye thread