zakky666
August 10th, 2011, 07:58 AM
last night i was laying in bed watchin tv trying to relax a bit when it happened....
My penis got all big and red and started acting hard. He wouldnt go away or leave me alone. I tried ignoring it... really i did. But all he did was stare at me. I didnt mind all that much... until he "drooled" on me!! I was like " aww hell nah... dont come in here and drool on me you dickhead". I had to teach him a lesson so I beat on him for a little bit. After I was done, his head was all red and swollen. An you no what he did before he left... He opened his mouth an spit all over my face and chest. It was all white and warm and went everywhere. What a dickhead...
So is this normal or should I be worried??
My penis got all big and red and started acting hard. He wouldnt go away or leave me alone. I tried ignoring it... really i did. But all he did was stare at me. I didnt mind all that much... until he "drooled" on me!! I was like " aww hell nah... dont come in here and drool on me you dickhead". I had to teach him a lesson so I beat on him for a little bit. After I was done, his head was all red and swollen. An you no what he did before he left... He opened his mouth an spit all over my face and chest. It was all white and warm and went everywhere. What a dickhead...
So is this normal or should I be worried??