Bathroom Habits

[sicko]

Gender
Male
Female

Age
under age 18
age 18-65
over age 65

Are you a folder or a crumpler?
Folder (you carefully and neatly fold the toilet paper)
Crumpler (you just grab a big wad of toilet paper and mash it against your rear end)

Are you an inspector? (An inspector checks the toilet paper after each wipe to examine the fecal content on the sheet to see if further wiping is required).
Yes
No

Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this).
Stander
Sitter

Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper)
Yes
No

Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper?
Whenever Possible
Sometimes
Never

Do you read in the bathroom?
Whenever Possible (when there is reading material around)
Sometimes
Never

Do you sit upright or bend forward?
Sit Upright
Bend Forward
Other
Not Sure

Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing?
Always
Sometimes
Never

How far down do you pull your pants/underwear?
Down to your ankles
Just down to the edge of the toilet seat

If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone?
Always
Sometimes
Never

To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside?
Between Your Legs
Around The Backside
Not Sure

Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front?
Front To Back
Back to Front
Not Sure

Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone?
Totally Clean
Mostly Gone

Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there?
Yes
No

At home, do you usually poop with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around?
Always
Sometimes
Never

Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass?
Always
Sometimes
Never

Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom?
Always (when available)
Sometimes
Never

Play Cactus McCoy and the Curse of Thorns | Funny Status Updates for Facebook


Do you usually pee?
Standing up
Sitting Down

Have you ever urinated in the shower?
Yes
No

Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)?
Yes
No

Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)?
Yes
No

At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around?
Always
Sometimes
Never


Tower Defense Games

How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back?
Around Front
Around Back
Don't Care

Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom?
Always
Sometimes
Never

Do you urinate every time you defecate?
Yes
No

Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom?
Yes
No

Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)?
Yes
No
Sometimes

Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead?
Yes
No

Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom?
Always
Sometimes
Never




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[zekeboy]

Gender
Male x
Female

Age
under age 18 x i think everyone is
age 18-65
over age 65

Are you a folder or a crumpler?
Folder (you carefully and neatly fold the toilet paper)
Crumpler (you just grab a big wad of toilet paper and mash it against your rear end) x

Are you an inspector? (An inspector checks the toilet paper after each wipe to examine the fecal content on the sheet to see if further wiping is required).
Yes
No x

Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this).
Stander
Sitter x

Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper)
Yes
No x

Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper?
Whenever Possible x
Sometimes
Never

Do you read in the bathroom?
Whenever Possible (when there is reading material around) x
Sometimes
Never

Do you sit upright or bend forward?
Sit Upright
Bend Forward x
Other
Not Sure

Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing?
Always
Sometimes x
Never

How far down do you pull your pants/underwear?
Down to your ankles x
Just down to the edge of the toilet seat

If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone?
Always
Sometimes
Never x

To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside?
Between Your Legs
Around The Backside x
Not Sure

Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front?
Front To Back
Back to Front
Not Surex

Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone?
Totally Clean
Mostly Gone x

Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there?
Yes
No x

At home, do you usually poop with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around?
Always
Sometimes x
Never

Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass?
Always
Sometimes
Never x

Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom?
Always (when available)x
Sometimes
Never

Play Cactus McCoy and the Curse of Thorns | Funny Status Updates for Facebook WTF


Do you usually pee?
Standing up in public i would stand
t
Sitting Down at home i would sit

Have you ever urinated in the shower?
Yes x
No

Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)?
Yes
No x

Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)?
Yes x
No

At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around?
Always x
Sometimes
Never


Tower Defense Games WTF

How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back?
Around Front
Around Back
Don't Care X

Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom?
Alwaysx
Sometimes
Never

Do you urinate every time you defecate?
Yes x
No

Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom?
Yes x
No

Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)?
Yes cover
No
Sometimes

Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead?
Yes x
No

Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom?
Always
Sometimes
Neverx




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[Sebastian Michaelis]

Gender
Male
Female

Age
under age 18
age 18-65
over age 65 99% of people on VT are under 18

Are you a folder or a crumpler?
Folder
crumpler

Are you an inspector?
Yes
No

Are you a stander or sitter?
Stander
Sitter

Are you a double dipper?
Yes
No

Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper?
Whenever Possible
Sometimes
Never

Do you read in the bathroom?
Whenever Possible (when there is reading material around)
Sometimes
Never

Do you sit upright or bend forward?
Sit Upright
Bend Forward
Other
Not Sure

Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing?
Always
Sometimes
Never
rarely

How far down do you pull your pants/underwear?
Down to your ankles
Just down to the edge of the toilet seat

If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone?
Always
Sometimes
Never

To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside?
Between Your Legs
Around The Backside
Not Sure

Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front?
Front To Back
Back to Front
Not Sure

Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone?
Totally Clean
Mostly Gone

Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms if other people are there?
Yes
No

At home, do you usually poop with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around?
Always
Sometimes
Never

Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass?
Always
Sometimes
Never

Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom?
Always (when available)
Sometimes
Never

Do you usually pee?
Standing up
Sitting Down

Have you ever urinated in the shower?
Yes
No

Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)?
Yes
No

Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)?
Yes
No

At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around?
Always
Sometimes
Never

How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back?
Around Front
Around Back
Don't Care

Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom?
Always
Sometimes
Never

Do you urinate every time you defecate?
Yes
No

Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom?
Yes
No

Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)?
Yes
No
Sometimes

Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead?
Yes
No

Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom?
Always
Sometimes
Never

[JaredIsStupid]

WTF ehhhh

Gender
Male
Female

Age
under age 18 x
age 18-65
over age 65

Are you a folder or a crumpler?
Folder (you carefully and neatly fold the toilet paper)
Crumpler (you just grab a big wad of toilet paper and mash it against your rear end) x

Are you an inspector? (An inspector checks the toilet paper after each wipe to examine the fecal content on the sheet to see if further wiping is required).
Yes x
No

Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this).
Stander x
Sitter

Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper)
Yes
No x

Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper?
Whenever Possible
Sometimes x
Never

Do you read in the bathroom?
Whenever Possible (when there is reading material around)
Sometimes x
Never

Do you sit upright or bend forward?
Sit Upright
Bend Forward x
Other
Not Sure

Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing?
Always
Sometimes x
Never

How far down do you pull your pants/underwear?
Down to your ankles
Just down to the edge of the toilet seat
i take my pants off
If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone?
Always
Sometimes x
Never

To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside?
Between Your Legs
Around The Backside x
Not Sure

Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front?
Front To Back
Back to Front
Not Sure x

Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone?
Totally Clean
Mostly Gone idk

Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there?
Yes
No x a toilets a toilet

At home, do you usually poop with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around?
Always i sometimes need help in the toilet
Sometimes
Never

Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass?
Always
Sometimes
Never x

Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom?
Always (when available)
Sometimes
Never x

Play Cactus McCoy and the Curse of Thorns | Funny Status Updates for Facebook huh


Do you usually pee?
Standing up
Sitting Down x im actuallt to small to reach standing up

Have you ever urinated in the shower?
Yes x
No

Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)?
Yes x
No

Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)?
Yes x
No

At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around?
Always x
Sometimes
Never


Tower Defense Games

How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back?
Around Front
Around Back
Don't Care x

Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom?
Always x
Sometimes
Never

Do you urinate every time you defecate?
Yes x
No

Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom?
Yes x
No

Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)?
Yes i have to use a baby cover or ill fall in
No
Sometimes

Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead?
Yes x
No

Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom?
Always
Sometimes
Never x

THIS IS DIRTY

[CrumpetsAndTeaLover]

Gender
Male
Female

Age
under age 18
age 18-65
over age 65

Are you a folder or a crumpler?
Folder (you carefully and neatly fold the toilet paper)
Crumpler (you just grab a big wad of toilet paper and mash it against your rear end)

Are you an inspector? (An inspector checks the toilet paper after each wipe to examine the fecal content on the sheet to see if further wiping is required).
Yes
No

Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this).
Stander
Sitter
Leaner (made my own option)
Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper)
Yes
No

Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper?
Whenever Possible
Sometimes
Never

Do you read in the bathroom?
Whenever Possible (when there is reading material around)
Sometimes
Never
Always (usually Sickopedia on my iPod)
Do you sit upright or bend forward?
Sit Upright
Bend Forward
Other
Not Sure

Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing?
Always
Sometimes
Never

How far down do you pull your pants/underwear?
Down to your ankles
Just down to the edge of the toilet seat

If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone?
Always
Sometimes
Never

To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside?
Between Your Legs
Around The Backside
Not Sure

Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front?
Front To Back
Back to Front
Not Sure

Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone?
Totally Clean
Mostly Gone

Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms if other people are there?
Yes
No

At home, do you usually poop with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around?
Always
Sometimes
Never

Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass?
Always
Sometimes
Never(but that's a good idea...)

Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom?
Always (when available)
Sometimes
Never

Play Cactus McCoy and the Curse of Thorns | Funny Status Updates for Facebook


Do you usually pee?
Standing up
Sitting Down

Have you ever urinated in the shower?
Yes(all of the time)
No

Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)?
Yes
No

Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)?
Yes
No

At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around?
Always
Sometimes
Never


Tower Defense Games

How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back?
Around Front
Around Back
Don't Care

Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom?
Always
Sometimes
Never

Do you urinate every time you defecate?
Yes
No

Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom?
Yes
No

Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)?
Yes
No
Sometimes

Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead?
Yes(at a friends house when I was younger)
No

Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom?
Always
Sometimes
Never

[Boxerbriefs96]

Gender
Male Female

Age
under age 18 age 18-65
over age 65

Are you a folder or a crumpler?
Folder (you carefully and neatly fold the toilet paper)
Crumpler (you just grab a big wad of toilet paper and mash it against your rear end)

Are you an inspector? (An inspector checks the toilet paper after each wipe to examine the fecal content on the sheet to see if further wiping is required).
Yes No

Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this).
Stander
Sitter
Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper)
Yes No

Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper?
Whenever Possible
Sometimes
Never
Do you read in the bathroom?
Whenever Possible (when there is reading material around)
Sometimes Never

Do you sit upright or bend forward?
Sit Upright
Bend Forward Other
Not Sure

Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing?
AlwaysSometimes
Never

How far down do you pull your pants/underwear?
Down to your anklesJust down to the edge of the toilet seat

If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone?
Always
Sometimes Never

To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside?
Between Your Legs
Around The BacksideNot Sure

Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front?
Front To BackBack to Front
Not Sure

Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone?
Totally CleanMostly Gone

Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there?
YesNo

At home, do you usually poop with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around?
Always
Sometimes
Never
Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass?
Always
Sometimes
Never
Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom?
Always (when available)
Sometimes
Never


Do you usually pee?
Standing upSitting Down

Have you ever urinated in the shower?
YesNo

Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)?
YesNo

Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)?
YesNo

At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around?
Always
Sometimes
Never

Tower Defense Games

How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back?
Around Front
Around Back
Don't CareDo you wash your hands after going to the bathroom?
AlwaysSometimes
Never

Do you urinate every time you defecate?
YesNo

Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom?
YesNo

Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)?
YesNo
Sometimes

Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead?
Yes
No
Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom?
Always
Sometimes
Never

That was a great survery about details that are never mentioned/discussed...now I have to go poop. ;)

[ShatteredWings]

this ain't puberty