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Sam95
August 9th, 2011, 05:58 AM
So i haven't got a dildo or vibrator, just my hands. I ocasionally use an xbox controller and go on cod and start shooting something and then put it against my vagina as it vibrates quite alot, or use the shower head to reach an orgasm. Does anyone have any other wacky ideas i could use to get myself off? I dont wanna use a dildo cause its not very discrete but if i use my hair brush or pen then it doesnt look like ive been masturbating with it.
My xbox controller one works a dream, got any other ideas you guys have come across?
- sammy
starlit dreams
August 9th, 2011, 06:09 AM
im pretty sure were not allowed to talk about methods or anything.......but trust me, an electric toothbrush can be your best friend :D
Sam95
August 9th, 2011, 07:37 AM
Yeah i know were not allowed methods, but i didnt think this was a method ;o
Just ideas of what else can use, not how we use them, but thanks :D
sammy1996
August 9th, 2011, 07:57 AM
showerhead?
Garden
August 9th, 2011, 10:18 AM
Pillows.
sammy1996
August 9th, 2011, 01:11 PM
? what....
Triste
August 9th, 2011, 03:32 PM
im pretty sure were not allowed to talk about methods or anything.......but trust me, an electric toothbrush can be your best friend :D
This is completely true.
Sam95
August 9th, 2011, 05:12 PM
Yeah ive humped pillows, used electric tooth brush and shower heads...running outta ideas haha, cheers for feedback though ;)!
dandelionz
August 10th, 2011, 11:44 PM
electric toothbrush for sure and stuffed animals to
endgame
August 11th, 2011, 05:59 PM
Our washer isn't even on the floor, so when it is washing clothes it moves and vibrates, so i like to press up against it.
XxMurderedKissesxX
August 11th, 2011, 09:33 PM
The vibrating back rub thingies work,and so do the "Magick wands" or giant pens ( The rounded off ones) at the dollar store.
Sam95
August 11th, 2011, 09:37 PM
ah cheers :D
bobynrobyn
August 15th, 2011, 03:16 PM
veggies in the frig can be a girls best friend , but the ele. toothbrush will make me fly to the moon, and i can have anyone i want ......it was always kinda funny going to skool the next day , and look at some guy you just had a vision about last nite !! LOL ! if he only new ?
bobynrobyn
Haleygurl
August 16th, 2011, 12:09 PM
Our washer isn't even on the floor, so when it is washing clothes it moves and vibrates, so i like to press up against it.
I have done that several times
Haleygurl
August 16th, 2011, 12:13 PM
not sure if were suposed to talk about methodes, BUT shower head, running bathwater, washing machine vibrating,....but the craziest I am embarresed to say is a boys bycycle the bar in the middle works perfect. Nothing like sliding back in forth while wearing shorts or bikini.
Spook
August 16th, 2011, 01:52 PM
Kay this one is weird...but I have used the handle of a body scrubber. You can buy body scrubbers that have a detachable handle in lots of stores. Mine is wooden, and the handle slides off easily. :P
endgame
August 17th, 2011, 08:14 PM
not sure if were suposed to talk about methodes, BUT shower head, running bathwater, washing machine vibrating,....but the craziest I am embarresed to say is a boys bycycle the bar in the middle works perfect. Nothing like sliding back in forth while wearing shorts or bikini.
REally? Hmmmm
A friend of mine told me once that she liked to climb the tree in her back yard and slide back and forth on the big branch.
solosarah
August 17th, 2011, 10:27 PM
Maglight flashlight. And water!
Smith98
August 17th, 2011, 11:47 PM
Try one of those souvenir mini baseball bats from the baseball games. Just slip on a condom and hang on for a orgasmic ride!!:D
girl555
August 18th, 2011, 10:26 AM
electric toothbrush and...hairbrush. oh and try and find ur mums vibrator \/dildoh and wash it and then use that. i do
Ambrosia
August 18th, 2011, 11:44 AM
Instead of discussing how you can't ask about methods, why not report the thread?
Please don't ask about methods of masturbation, or how to use certain things. Read the rules! :locked:
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