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des222
August 7th, 2011, 08:39 PM
I just thought I'd share a story...

My cousin and I had a... strange relationship. We fought each other all of the time and I would usually come out on top. (Only because he tried too hard and exhausted himself quickly)
(I was 14 and he was 16 when this happened)
Anyways one day last summer my parents were away for a few weeks and I was staying with my cousin whom I mentioned earlier. I walking home one day when I heard smoke alarms from down the street. I followed the noise to my house and I thought to myself "FUCK MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE" I ran in and discovered my ENTIRE house was trashed. I'll skip the details about the house. I was looking around when I closed my bedroom door and just like in a horror movie he was standing there with the biggest evil grin I would ever see. He swung HARD and knocked me into my closet and ran downstairs. I ran after him but he disappeared. After surveying the rest of the damage I walked into the kitchen only to notice a knife missing from the knife rack. I didn't think much of it until I remembered this was my cousin. But before I had time to think about it he came out from the pantry and stabbed me in the arm! I yelled in pain and then I just punched and knocked him out cold.
I ran to my neighbors house and they took me to the hospital. (I lied about getting stabbed. I said I slipped while carving something)

I didn't see him for a week after that until I saw his face on the news... He was murdered. (I saw that coming)
PervertedStalker
August 7th, 2011, 08:49 PM
this seems rather unbelievable.
des222
August 7th, 2011, 08:59 PM
this seems rather unbelievable.

I know right. I think he had mental issues.
tav18
August 7th, 2011, 10:11 PM
that's real sad and weired how did you explain the thrashed house?
Wicked_Syn
August 7th, 2011, 10:15 PM
Nice story bro, tell it again
judahtics
August 7th, 2011, 10:46 PM
he really lucked out. who knew you'd follow the sound of the fire alarm?
Julien7
August 7th, 2011, 10:48 PM
If this is true, lets see a link to an article about him or something :P :)
LoginLeo
August 8th, 2011, 12:40 AM
If this is true, lets see a link to an article about him or something :P :)

Hell yeah ! :) +1
des222
August 8th, 2011, 12:54 AM
If this is true, lets see a link to an article about him or something :P :)

Hmm... good idea. I'll try to find one.

Nice story bro, tell it again

Haters gonna hate

Please don't double post. I have merged your posts together. -Jon/Donkey
DerBear
August 8th, 2011, 04:47 AM
To be fair an link to an article atleast explaining the trashed house should be more than easy to get as even a photo of the paper headline would do as i doubt this would go un noticed

If it was just a fight it would not make news but this is well a bit over the top to beleive in itself
judahtics
August 8th, 2011, 04:50 AM
but he lied about the incident remember? works out perfectly for not being reported doesn't it? lol anyways, there would be a report on the murder.
The Madman
August 8th, 2011, 03:20 PM
They see me trollin, they hatin -_-.
des222
August 8th, 2011, 04:10 PM
To be fair an link to an article atleast explaining the trashed house should be more than easy to get as even a photo of the paper headline would do as i doubt this would go un noticed

If it was just a fight it would not make news but this is well a bit over the top to beleive in itself

Oh well I cleaned the mess up before my parents got home. I would've been grounded for life. I managed to find these.
des222
August 8th, 2011, 04:15 PM
Hey I just wanted to share my story. I expected criticism because it is hard to believe (which is why I lied). Ask all you want and I'll try to provide but don't expect proof for every little detail.
bigdaddy101
August 8th, 2011, 05:04 PM
Interesting indeed! So sorry you had to go through that, a little hard to believe though!
louisgray
August 9th, 2011, 06:29 AM
That picture of the tv is from BBC ,an English tv station you live in Oregon ,so you say it was on BBC America ,but BBC America dosnt show doctors at all
DerBear
August 9th, 2011, 09:11 AM
That picture of the tv is from BBC ,an English tv station you live in Oregon ,so you say it was on BBC America ,but BBC America dosnt show doctors at all

good point
louisgray
August 9th, 2011, 09:35 AM
And there is no way that blood splatter is real
DerBear
August 9th, 2011, 02:22 PM
I am sorry but the whole cover up story is a little far fetched like if you got into a fight then it would be understanding if maybe the house had been a little trashed it would be understanding but to have this its just too hard to beleive like if you had a news article or something simallar then yes but its far far to much to belive
judahtics
August 9th, 2011, 02:29 PM
Oh well I cleaned the mess up before my parents got home. I would've been grounded for life. I managed to find these.

so you're saying he stuck a pot lid in the ceiling? you'd think you would have posted an article on his murder and a scar of your stab wound. anyway, js.
louisgray
August 10th, 2011, 02:13 AM
the blood splatter,he would of had to been shot from someone lying on the floor with a high powered gun,not likely to happen
User Deleted
August 10th, 2011, 03:03 AM
That's scary, I would think people like that would be happier put to sleep because punishment and a lack of self control.
judahtics
August 10th, 2011, 03:19 AM
people like what? the op or he psycho?
User Deleted
August 10th, 2011, 03:21 AM
people like what? the op or he psycho?

With such severe issues they rampage and burn things down, then they get punished for a disease. In the end avoiding the pain of a beating or a bullet I would imagine to be preferable.
Kujiro
August 10th, 2011, 06:13 AM
I got a little lost at the murdered portion.
Let's picture it again, he burnt your place, and for the entire period of time, was there no fire rescue?
He was at your place the whole time during the fire, stealing a knife to stab you?
Assuming it was burning, how would he know you would be back on time so which he may stab you.
You mentioned upon the mess you realized a knife was missing, among that mess you are able to really spot a knife missing?
After the assault you went to your neighbours, so I'd assume your neighbours lived near enough for you to rush for medical aid, but not near enough to aid your place burning before that.

And finally he was murdered? Possible ? If he snapped to such an extreme, I'd doubt he would be murdered, he would be either admitted long before hand, or he would be subdued on the streets.

There was no offence intended, just wanting to analyse it further.

Sorry, but if its all true, he likely snapped due to stress, depression and low self esteem.
But else it sounds like an episode of scream or nightmare on elm street.
PervertedStalker
August 12th, 2011, 06:05 PM
i think the 'cousin' may not be the psycho after all, but actually the OP maybe?
DerBear
August 13th, 2011, 12:24 AM
If you expand this a little it may be good for a short imaginative essay
louisgray
August 14th, 2011, 04:29 PM
Essay review


Imagination A+
creativity A
Realisim. D
Fact finding. F
LaxFB3
August 16th, 2011, 03:49 PM
I got a little lost at the murdered portion.
Let's picture it again, he burnt your place, and for the entire period of time, was there no fire rescue?
He was at your place the whole time during the fire, stealing a knife to stab you?
Assuming it was burning, how would he know you would be back on time so which he may stab you.
You mentioned upon the mess you realized a knife was missing, among that mess you are able to really spot a knife missing?
After the assault you went to your neighbors, so I'd assume your neighbors lived near enough for you to rush for medical aid, but not near enough to aid your place burning before that.

And finally he was murdered? Possible ? If he snapped to such an extreme, I'd doubt he would be murdered, he would be either admitted long before hand, or he would be subdued on the streets.


Exactly^