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hhhfiuashfosihdf
August 7th, 2011, 06:47 AM
When going through Puberty teenagers masturbate A lot. And will try and do it wherever they can do it. Where is a unusual place you have done it?

judahtics
August 7th, 2011, 06:49 AM
aren't there posts about this already? seems like i've written where i jack off about 4-5 times already and i've only been a couple weeks.

timster5454
August 7th, 2011, 08:19 AM
in the girls bathroom once

Boy_15
August 7th, 2011, 03:17 PM
In a best mates bathroom

Drew Tyler
August 7th, 2011, 04:25 PM
weirdest place(s)...walking home from school with a friend, we walked through the woods behind the school and got horny, due to our conversation, and we jerked off. Another time, with the same guy, we walked through the college and made our way to the baseball field and sucked each other and j/o in the dugout!!

Steve01
August 7th, 2011, 05:24 PM
in a kohls changing room, with guys all around me haha

Brice72
August 7th, 2011, 05:49 PM
Urinal at school. And in classroom

alh1994
August 7th, 2011, 06:06 PM
Prolly the gym while other guys were walking aroound!

andrew_
August 7th, 2011, 06:14 PM
in a car

jason123
August 7th, 2011, 07:07 PM
Inn the woods while camping

IanNE
August 7th, 2011, 07:18 PM
an outdoor shower on my beach house but it was great!

spartanrob
August 7th, 2011, 11:30 PM
In the middle of the soccer field at school very late at night, result of a dare!

snk102892
August 7th, 2011, 11:54 PM
my backyard with my best friend!

SeanM1997
August 8th, 2011, 02:03 AM
Hmmmm probably my friends older sisters room.

Funpartyboy97
August 8th, 2011, 02:26 AM
urinal/car

osa-cur199
August 8th, 2011, 02:56 AM
on a fieldtrip we went camping

tictac
August 8th, 2011, 03:30 AM
AT a NHL game i did it for 3 mins because someone was looking at me funny

xXLASKOWSKIXx
August 8th, 2011, 08:52 AM
summer camp...

Julien7
August 8th, 2011, 08:55 AM
In the bathroom of a plane ;P lol

sammy1996
August 8th, 2011, 06:45 PM
oops

Jstr
August 8th, 2011, 06:49 PM
lol sammy lol
back on topic i did it my couzins bedroom

spoke
August 8th, 2011, 07:12 PM
in my friends kitchen while he was eating breakfast

lambo420
August 8th, 2011, 07:34 PM
Borders Books restroom like a few years ago. It was weird lol

Kevinlegit15
August 8th, 2011, 07:41 PM
In a pool lol xD

Eddie.37
August 8th, 2011, 07:53 PM
bathroom of a chinese restaurant

CarolinaDude
August 8th, 2011, 09:41 PM
In the back, third row seat of our SUV. I was REALLY horny. And also in a changing room.

gbpack
August 8th, 2011, 09:50 PM
Roof of my car

CODfan2
August 8th, 2011, 09:51 PM
school's bathroom

Jokerman
August 8th, 2011, 09:56 PM
In an airplane bathroom

Krazy
August 9th, 2011, 12:38 AM
on my roof when I was helping my dad fix it he went down and went to a hardware store I was alone so I went to the back of the roof where we just put new tiles in :)

Willy94
August 9th, 2011, 01:15 AM
It's a tie between my friends house and a boat

Dwsjoker
August 9th, 2011, 01:21 AM
in the girls bathroom once

what?????????????????

Nik_person
August 9th, 2011, 02:49 AM
laundromat bathroom... not super proud

prob1996
August 9th, 2011, 07:41 AM
bathroom stall at the gym once

dents
August 9th, 2011, 08:45 AM
plane bathroom :P

salty
August 9th, 2011, 08:48 AM
In class

hkabc
August 9th, 2011, 08:50 AM
in a swimming pool

dario
August 9th, 2011, 02:43 PM
in class and on a tree house

soxandboxersboy
August 9th, 2011, 04:45 PM
i have a few: under table in a restaurant, in the barber chair under the cape, in the library

atomsmasher
August 9th, 2011, 06:10 PM
In an airplane, in the woods on a camping trip, changing rooms, locker rooms, sauna, etc.

timster5454
August 9th, 2011, 06:34 PM
in the girls bathroom.

tiger22
August 10th, 2011, 01:37 AM
Prob when I was camping in the shower!


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collapsing_rain
August 10th, 2011, 01:44 AM
school toilet?

TheTrevor
August 10th, 2011, 01:47 AM
when i was camping!

metroboy54
August 10th, 2011, 02:06 AM
at sleep-away camp i started jacking off with in my sleeping bag with 12 other kids in the room

HungAndYoung
August 10th, 2011, 02:10 AM
airplane bathroom

chris4562
August 10th, 2011, 11:40 PM
bestfriends bed

Oli S.
August 11th, 2011, 12:11 AM
my backyard

teenfilmmaker
August 11th, 2011, 12:17 AM
school bathroom. :P

pageplant77
August 11th, 2011, 02:29 AM
I have 3 unusual places haha.
1: At a small park by a lake (at night and no one was there)
2: A cornfield
3: A public pool (at night, I snuk in with a few people and skinny dipped)

BoredGuy26
August 11th, 2011, 04:17 PM
By a river ;
On a ski lift ;
Dad's car ;
Loads of people's houses ;
School toilets...

Griz
August 11th, 2011, 08:12 PM
On a plane

DeathAngelsFury
August 11th, 2011, 08:57 PM
In the backseat of the car while my family was shopping in Wal-Mart.

MatthewD
August 11th, 2011, 10:01 PM
Best mates living room, i was jacking off with him :)

PrimeTimeSanders
August 12th, 2011, 01:58 AM
On the winnie the pooh ride at Disneyland.

gmath65
August 12th, 2011, 02:02 AM
I actually have to say in my friend's bed, when we were sleeping together (straight) and I had to, and I didn't want to wake him up, so i just kept quiet... hope not too much description there, but thats the weirdest place for me.

daverave
August 12th, 2011, 06:19 AM
In a toilet in McDonalds

athleticteen
August 12th, 2011, 04:18 PM
In class

oceandude33a
August 12th, 2011, 06:33 PM
in my cusions basement

donovan100
August 12th, 2011, 07:19 PM
Bathroom at the beach

kevinjk
August 13th, 2011, 02:10 AM
friends bathroom.sooo fun hahaha

DismaliciouSx
August 13th, 2011, 02:37 AM
Yeah mine has to be a cemetery, long story lol.

Shining Star
August 13th, 2011, 11:10 AM
in a tent while camping

Timmy93
August 13th, 2011, 12:56 PM
Neighbors bed

Rayquaza
August 13th, 2011, 03:20 PM
a tent.

Monster.Mike
August 13th, 2011, 04:49 PM
Friend's house

SourceRed
August 13th, 2011, 07:03 PM
weirdest place(s)...walking home from school with a friend, we walked through the woods behind the school and got horny, due to our conversation, and we jerked off. Another time, with the same guy, we walked through the college and made our way to the baseball field and sucked each other and j/o in the dugout!!


Wow ur lucky

lilj231
August 13th, 2011, 11:17 PM
In the Backyard o_O

Wetherbubble
August 13th, 2011, 11:23 PM
band camp with friends trumpet and a trombone mouthpiece, that was fun

person842
August 13th, 2011, 11:44 PM
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chris4562
August 14th, 2011, 01:42 AM
bestfriends bed. sketchy stuff but he was in the other room at the time

Bradley 97
August 14th, 2011, 01:43 AM
Summer camp

MalditoDia
August 14th, 2011, 01:45 AM
in a gordmans dressing room!

Yakkah
August 14th, 2011, 02:27 AM
in a wardrobe whilst watching people have sex

HungAndYoung
August 15th, 2011, 01:12 AM
in my mouth lol. or airplane bathroom

stud4u96
August 15th, 2011, 01:42 PM
um bathroom on a plane in back of class during class behind a tree at a park in a hot tub on floor right next to a friend urinal at school church um in car alot of places

athleticteen
August 15th, 2011, 01:44 PM
In a walmart parking lot- had to dodge a lot of people walking by.

Matt_is_Awesome
August 15th, 2011, 02:13 PM
outside in my backyard better than expected but still wierd

Giles
August 15th, 2011, 03:04 PM
The strangest places are probably; In a friends bed, Communal showers, Behind Asda (don't ask), in the sea and discreetly on the beach.

Dark_Desires
August 15th, 2011, 03:20 PM
lets see hmm
car
friends house
mall

jvballer
August 15th, 2011, 08:47 PM
best friends bathroom

AcexX
August 17th, 2011, 04:36 AM
school camp.

moman2k10
August 17th, 2011, 04:48 AM
In my garden while I was hanging put the washing! It acted as such a shield against people that mite look!

Peep Show
August 17th, 2011, 05:20 AM
school camp.

ahaha school camp solid

The wierdest place I've done it was in my mates room just for the hell of it while he was in the shower LOL :yummy:

ADC12
August 17th, 2011, 07:53 AM
ive done it in my wardrobe lol

TheUselessAndUnwantd
August 17th, 2011, 08:41 AM
gotta be in the middle of the road at..ohh say....12 at night? i ran away from home nd i guess the mood just struck me xD

lner111
August 17th, 2011, 08:50 AM
In the school toilet - just couldn't wait to get home lol.

Jarhead69
August 17th, 2011, 02:11 PM
Skool bathroom, and pool

bigdog08
August 17th, 2011, 02:52 PM
In the School bathroom/in my friends bed.

stevejobsfan12345
August 17th, 2011, 04:08 PM
Boston airport stall :)

Darkwizzard48
August 17th, 2011, 06:17 PM
Beach !

Breezy
August 17th, 2011, 06:51 PM
School

Orton220
August 17th, 2011, 07:46 PM
My grandmas bed lol (she wasnt in it)

Foamy
August 17th, 2011, 09:45 PM
gotta be in the middle of the road at..ohh say....12 at night? i ran away from home nd i guess the mood just struck me xD

Lol wtf that's crazy man!!!! My craziest place is.... My uncles hhouse when I was in the shower.

Jupiter
August 17th, 2011, 09:48 PM
in the showers at yogi bear camp ground. i came... hard. :)

zippy1997
August 17th, 2011, 09:53 PM
:cool: haha i jerked off in my best friends room than i went into the bathroom while he was sleeping and i drank tons of monsters .. i was really horny so i took some trix yogurt from the fridge, opened it and fucked it and jerked off in the cup... i ejaculated 4 times like the whole night... my dick hurt and was swollen for like a week.. i also apperantly finger painted a vagina with yogurt on his mirror... i dont remember that.... i must have been soo crazy..i drank 3 monsters ...next thing his mom comes in and finds me asleep, naked with the bathroom having a vag drawn on the mirror and a cup of yogurt in my hand spilled on the floor :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

moral of the story: dont drink monster.. ESPECIALLY 3 CAnS WHILE SLEEP DEPRIVED :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: . . .

zippy1997
August 17th, 2011, 09:54 PM
how did you manage to do that?

Electra Heart
August 19th, 2011, 02:54 AM
On a roller coaster (Fahrenheit in case your wondering) I was REALLY horny because I went on with my hot friend who was wearing a tank top *drools* and the drop made me cum! lol she just laughed when I told her, great friend

jimmy-magic
August 19th, 2011, 09:18 AM
For memory, on my roof. It was a stinking hot summers day, no one was home, all of my friends that lived in my court were not home, so i went on the roof to sunbake, got hard and you know how it is, one thing led to another. So just from memory, on my roof. i could see my neighbour in the backyard gardening at the time to which made it really weird haha.

Lifeguard
August 19th, 2011, 01:22 PM
my town pool :)

soxandboxersboy
August 21st, 2011, 11:56 AM
ive done it in alot of weird places but church was one of the weirdest cuz i knew i shouldnt of been doing it and had to be real careful not to get caught

musicisfun
August 21st, 2011, 03:23 PM
never really done it anywhere weird

hhhfiuashfosihdf
August 23rd, 2011, 02:59 PM
So many weird places

davy
August 23rd, 2011, 03:04 PM
in the garage with a freind

Tnaryt
August 23rd, 2011, 10:05 PM
In the showers of the city Public Pool (a huge tile room with shower heads on the walls). There were people there, but meh

Willy94
August 23rd, 2011, 11:32 PM
on my boat

curious_boy123
August 24th, 2011, 01:14 AM
church.....shame on me ;)

Yoshimitzu
August 24th, 2011, 04:33 AM
In the bathroom of a restaurant, during my birthday dinner. Conversation got boring, so I went downstairs for a quick one.

Scottie
August 24th, 2011, 04:47 AM
In the boys toilets at school i didnt know what to do with my boner.. :/

Travis Is Losing It
August 24th, 2011, 04:59 AM
sisters room with my girl x.x she isnt very sexually educated and was very curious. this was before we had sex lol

Julien7
August 24th, 2011, 06:56 AM
plane and once i tried in class

Tall T
August 24th, 2011, 09:06 AM
my bathroom

sisters room with my girl x.x she isnt very sexually educated and was very curious. this was before we had sex lol

you had sex with your SISTER?!?!??!?? :-/


Please don't double post; instead edit your first post. I've merged both of your posts together. -Jon/Donkey

NomSan
August 24th, 2011, 11:03 AM
you had sex with your SISTER?!?!??!?? :-/

He had sex with his girlfriend in his sisters room.

Jecko8675
August 24th, 2011, 12:10 PM
Many interesting places
1. Me and my friend asked to use the police station b-oom and did it there
2. In a pitch black waterslide at SixFlags
3. In my friends moms room, she had porn dvd and we gave eachother bj's

ben.o
August 24th, 2011, 11:53 PM
At i super market in the bathroom.

ecstreme
August 25th, 2011, 12:14 AM
umm,almost in my classroom,and in the car with my friend :)

ericthekid
August 28th, 2011, 08:16 PM
many haha

Watchout
August 29th, 2011, 10:15 AM
a lot to name a few:
on my uncle's bed with him next to me (he's pretty damn hot to be honest)
behind the stage cutains in school
in a jacuzzi

Skyridge
August 29th, 2011, 12:44 PM
in a closet :p

russsh
August 29th, 2011, 09:55 PM
in a spa at a friends house

goug16
August 29th, 2011, 10:07 PM
my friends and i did it in the back of the bus to a soccer game

tomh
August 29th, 2011, 10:08 PM
on a cow

metroboy54
August 30th, 2011, 02:49 AM
on a plane

themanhimself
August 30th, 2011, 09:41 AM
A Bookshop :L

Redneck01
August 30th, 2011, 10:43 AM
In log truck. :yeah:

billyh123
August 30th, 2011, 10:52 PM
In a limo with my BFF

legitt
August 30th, 2011, 11:53 PM
Prolly in my friends bedroom.

Nyxeka
August 30th, 2011, 11:58 PM
On a tree XD

OhMightyLion
September 5th, 2011, 07:42 PM
in the backseat of a car while someone was driving and at a christmas party wrapped in a hamoc...

Bills
September 5th, 2011, 08:33 PM
School bathroom, friends parents room, other friends parents room, parents room, on a bike, in a pool, in a hot tub, friends room, swing set, friends bathroom twice, sisters room, in a dog bed, book store, Mexican restaurant bathroom, trampoline, car, golf course, changing room. Lol many more

kingpin16
September 5th, 2011, 08:47 PM
Let's see school,church, restroom,family get together with cousin, pool

cyb3rw01f
September 5th, 2011, 09:32 PM
Wow ur lucky

thats what i was tthinkin xD

bieloruso
September 6th, 2011, 12:19 AM
on a cow

On a cow???? Cool bro!!! Would love to hear all about it

jessehs
September 7th, 2011, 07:40 PM
school library girls bathroom and school office all in like 3 hours

jamesgreen16
September 8th, 2011, 02:28 PM
in a high speed train toilet :p

BaNd
September 8th, 2011, 04:08 PM
in my old friends basement we were younger and curious but didnt actually cum lol that and the bathroom somewhere i cnat think of where it was

russjr08
September 8th, 2011, 06:10 PM
Actually, I've only done it on my bed and my chair at my desk (It's a swivel chair :P)

Dubble
September 8th, 2011, 10:23 PM
In school, when I was around 11 or 12. Me and a friend used to sit beside each other and j/o regularly while in class... No-one noticed.

Rugby8
September 13th, 2011, 08:18 PM
Locker room or public change room

UhmmJohn
September 13th, 2011, 09:40 PM
In a Home Depot and my 2nd Aunt's house lol :D

jammers109
September 14th, 2011, 08:18 AM
In class lol

juice
September 14th, 2011, 12:20 PM
in my moms office

gingelad
September 14th, 2011, 12:52 PM
under desk at school ;)

artist2894
September 15th, 2011, 11:12 PM
At Disneyland on Pirates of a Carribean, on a dare.

Eclipsical
September 15th, 2011, 11:30 PM
At Disneyland on Pirates of a Carribean, on a dare.

like a boss

Teen9inchWiener
September 17th, 2011, 12:18 AM
I've done it in Church, in a car in the school parking lot, at the pool several times, barnes & noble (started out at the urinal)

mknjbvgtf6
September 17th, 2011, 12:49 AM
Weirdest places I've jacked at are my backyard and ONCE in the bathroom at school. lol

Neptune
September 18th, 2011, 04:05 AM
At Disneyland on Pirates of a Carribean, on a dare.

Yeah, that's crazy! You really took a risk of getting caught. Imagine all those little kids parents killing you.

rhershy
September 18th, 2011, 04:12 AM
in my 15 year old cousins room she ended up jacking me off and sucking me

mattew1414
September 18th, 2011, 06:55 AM
On a school bus.

AHSboy
September 18th, 2011, 11:53 AM
School bus

qawsedrftg
September 18th, 2011, 11:56 AM
in a toilet at school lol

BoarderJAK93
September 18th, 2011, 07:02 PM
With my friend side by side on my couch, in my parents room "they werent home" In the living room "everyone was asleep" and outside my cousins bedroom one time "Hoping that she'd catch me"

artist2894
September 18th, 2011, 07:09 PM
Yeah, that's crazy! You really took a risk of getting caught. Imagine all those little kids parents killing you.

Yeah, i kept freaking out that there were those camera thingies that take your picture at the end of the ride. Good thing i didn't get caught tho! :yeah:

ryanOC2k11
September 18th, 2011, 08:23 PM
my best friends bedroom

Lithium
September 19th, 2011, 08:45 PM
In the bathroom on an Air Canada flight 37 000 feet in the air :)

Carlyle
September 19th, 2011, 09:15 PM
Weirdest? Probably while I was swimming in the ocean. close enough to shore to stand, but everything below my neck was covered so I couldn't be seen. :D

Tnaryt
September 19th, 2011, 10:59 PM
Gonna' add that I fapped in the Bathroom at Olive Garden (earlier in September). It was almost romantic because of the designs of the bathroom, lol.

Rawr207
September 20th, 2011, 10:41 AM
In a car and at school.

aaa222
September 20th, 2011, 11:11 AM
In a field!The slight risk of getting caught added to the excitement.

frunziss
September 20th, 2011, 01:38 PM
In class

acurasrock
September 20th, 2011, 01:43 PM
In an airplane bathroom!
My best friends bed sniffin his briefs.
The urinals at school (almost caught)
A movie theater late at night with a friend.
Changing room at JCPenney.

Lego
September 20th, 2011, 06:29 PM
Costa rica bathroom disneyland hawaii school workout room after going without for a while

Rawrmuncher
September 20th, 2011, 06:36 PM
I did it in my friend's brother's bed. :L

KarkatLuv
September 23rd, 2011, 07:58 AM
disgusting public toilet with no toilets just urinals

salty
September 23rd, 2011, 11:00 AM
In the middle of class with my hand in my pocket

holdendeman
September 23rd, 2011, 06:30 PM
In kitchen behind counter, in bunk bed when I think my bro is asleep, glad bathroom, best guy friends bathroom....

ThaRealistAjP
September 23rd, 2011, 07:05 PM
In a park, on a swing (It was 12 O'clock midnight)

Hajara22
September 23rd, 2011, 09:56 PM
lol weirdest place would have to be in school bathroom on a dare. lol

Mattattack
September 23rd, 2011, 10:31 PM
Hmmm.... I'd say tie between scout camp in a tentish thing or a rented home on vacation

Camazot
September 24th, 2011, 10:00 PM
um...schoool locker-room after cross country i was flippen hoping not to get caught

Aaron1995
September 24th, 2011, 10:44 PM
In my car infront of school in parking lot.

BOSSPENGUIN
September 24th, 2011, 11:10 PM
i havent actually masturbated anywhere weird only the bathroom and my room

AlvinMario
September 26th, 2011, 07:19 PM
Classroom, urinal school with some friend, pool, beach, car, on bicycle by my friend back side lol.

Teenager134
September 29th, 2011, 01:31 PM
I tried to Jo in the shower for the first time I never masted before but it didnt work I'm gonna try the toilet cuz someOne can just walk in my room and I have no privacy..

Joe1996
September 29th, 2011, 02:00 PM
I haven't done it anywhere particularly weird. Probably the toilets in a restaurant would be my weirdest place.

Teenager134
September 29th, 2011, 02:44 PM
On a toilet haha

TORAK
September 29th, 2011, 03:22 PM
In an art gallery :)

Jonathan16
September 29th, 2011, 07:46 PM
on a school trip to another state. we had to share a room with my teacher and another student in the restroom we shared went 6 days without masturbating by the 7th day i just had to

emrahcud
October 1st, 2011, 02:35 AM
back of the classroom

littlechief
October 1st, 2011, 08:51 AM
Side of a building, on a campsite, in the dark, with about 16 people in the light right around the corner!

Zarakly
October 1st, 2011, 09:13 AM
Weirdest place would have to be when I was camping in the woods

casanova98
October 1st, 2011, 10:16 AM
the weirdest place i can think of is a changing room at a store

songboy
October 1st, 2011, 10:20 AM
Urinal at school. And in classroom
me too lol:D

songboy
October 1st, 2011, 10:23 AM
At a camp my chior was hosting under the covers of m bed with the lights on while there were 3 guys in the room....

songboy
October 1st, 2011, 10:25 AM
at a camp in the bathroom I was changing out of a bathing suit. A quick comment its the trill of you could get caught that makes it so fun to do it in weird places

songboy
October 1st, 2011, 10:29 AM
in a bed with a anothor guy on a trip SO horny at that moment been like 3 weeks science I last masturbated

songboy
October 1st, 2011, 10:32 AM
in a dog bed sadly me too

Trinity_15
October 1st, 2011, 11:42 AM
swimming pool shower, private of course.
a park at night with my friend. had fun.

Trinity_15
October 1st, 2011, 11:43 AM
thats it for now

surfmonster
October 3rd, 2011, 07:22 PM
:whoops:my friends hot sisters room..into some panties:whoops:, I was so nervous. It was real good!

Stlboy
October 3rd, 2011, 09:12 PM
In a walmart bathroom

Funkapotamus
October 3rd, 2011, 09:22 PM
In a toilet stall of my first job

ashdaniel
October 5th, 2011, 06:38 PM
at the bathroom of the airport

TheBlazingAugust
October 5th, 2011, 07:52 PM
Hmmm . . .

In a public bathroom at a RV site at the lake.
In the changing room at a pool. (On the wall, by the way)
At school.

Victor
October 6th, 2011, 01:37 AM
Wierdest place?
I got bored on a bus once, and guess what i did ;O :)

russsh
October 6th, 2011, 01:49 AM
in a skilift

AgentXero
October 6th, 2011, 02:20 AM
I would have to say the weirdest place I've masturbated would be in my history class during the final exam :3

sent from Xero

barrydawson95
October 6th, 2011, 08:42 AM
Theres so many, I might as type as many as I can think of.
1. In the back of the car watching a porno I found on my Dads laptop. My parents were in the front as well (I was just rubbing my tip, no full wanking).
2. Airplane toilet.
3. In a cinema through my pocket (The karate kid).
4. My pool.
5. Primary school toilet.
6. Secondary school toilet (Uncountable occasions).
7. Living room with my parents in it (they had fallen asleep, so I did it under my blanket.
8. At 2am i walked into the living room naked and wanked (The thrill is amazing).
9. A sleeper train toilet.
10. At a friends sleepover (There were 13 of us in the living room watching a porno on the TV, no-one said they were wanking but I think everyone did in their sleeping bags.
11. At a friends place for the night.
12a. Campsite toilets
12b. Campsite shower
13. At a school camp in a room of 10 of us. Me and a friend were wanking together and eveyone else were just watching (They were a differnent school)
14. Pretty much any public toilet I go to if im taking a dump.

You could say I'm a horny bastard

prawn18
October 6th, 2011, 09:36 AM
On a train. Sat in a seat. Empty carriage though.
Came all over the table