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shybi15
October 6th, 2011, 10:38 AM
At the stalls in school, Friends bed,

Compy386
October 6th, 2011, 10:54 PM
In my friends Garage.

maddox
October 8th, 2011, 07:28 PM
Two wierdest place were an airplane bathroom and in the woods while camping. It was the middle of the night and I got up to pee. There was a full moon so it was kinda bright. When I was done peeing I got horny and pulled my shorts down to my ankles and went at it. It was super exciting being practically butt naked outside for the first time. I think I came on a rock...

cashyy
October 8th, 2011, 07:30 PM
I did it in my Garage, on the side of a house, woods, and friends bed..

Matt0952
October 9th, 2011, 02:11 AM
In a car, in a parking lot.

demstrawberries
October 9th, 2011, 02:22 AM
In the woods

Danny129
October 11th, 2011, 11:24 PM
Behind my mom whilecshe was sleeping in the cr/ convertible

Reads
October 11th, 2011, 11:37 PM
On an airplane, lol. Oh and on a bus surrounded by classmates (at night while they were asleep, mind you).

There's probably more that I can't think of x)

EpicCookie
October 11th, 2011, 11:49 PM
The weirdest place I've masturbated was in class during a movie... I was sitting in the back of the class alone and had a baggy hoodie on so I just went for it!!! And when I was about to um I just put my junk away. Asked the teacher to go to the bathroom and finished my business in there! Lol

jockeyboy97
October 12th, 2011, 01:07 AM
The weirdest place I jacked off at was in our back yard under a large tree. I was home alone feeling really horny got a blanket, got naked, closed my eyes and went for it. The warm sun and being outside felt so awesome. I finished in time because the pool man got ther and was unloading his truck. What a close call.

Jordanthomas69
October 13th, 2011, 04:22 PM
On a hotel balcony where others may have seen me ;) that's what made me so horny the fact that people could have been watching me. Then I came over the side aha ;)

noturnback
October 13th, 2011, 04:30 PM
In a hottub at night at a hotel, oh and at a friends house (it was a sleep over thing) why they where asleep. And other places I'd prefer not to mention

noturnback
October 13th, 2011, 04:31 PM
Let's see school,church, restroom,family get together with cousin, pool

You did it in church? How did you do it with out getting caught?

soxandboxersboy
October 13th, 2011, 05:55 PM
i have done it in church when i am sitting in the back or up in the balcony (and not near my parents), and i usually just rub thru my pants and shoot in my underwear. feels great doing it there!

IvanH
October 15th, 2011, 05:28 PM
has to be the urinals in the school bathrooms!

burner10
October 15th, 2011, 06:56 PM
In the shower of a swimming pool in a hotel I as at (private shower obv)

mredgar
October 15th, 2011, 07:41 PM
while sky diving

jonjon1998
October 15th, 2011, 07:43 PM
Definitely in an airplane bathroom. I came so much haha

KarkatLuv
October 15th, 2011, 10:18 PM
in the car at a market carpark, didnt wanna go inside so stayed in the car and next thing you know...

atomsmasher
October 16th, 2011, 12:12 AM
in the car, in the plane, in a classroom, etc.

DavidS
October 16th, 2011, 06:07 PM
in a highspeed train

Slippywez
October 21st, 2011, 11:35 AM
On a bus and train

Aces
October 21st, 2011, 06:06 PM
On a plane

tomcolly
October 21st, 2011, 06:26 PM
yeh i've done it on a plane too. was pretty funny thinking about it.

Milo1234
October 21st, 2011, 06:32 PM
On a train and a public park :P

Ricky8888
October 22nd, 2011, 03:15 AM
public wc and forest

lolzRock
November 15th, 2011, 01:38 AM
School, plane, car, changing room (long story)

KingdomHearts
November 15th, 2011, 07:11 AM
Church Bathroom, School Toilet Cubicle, Backyard, In A Pool, In A Change Room (Without People) At The Public Pool.

aero87dude
November 15th, 2011, 10:07 AM
Has to be either at church or at work

SuperYachtDude666
November 15th, 2011, 11:53 AM
a few places, best friends bedroom (in his bed shh), plane, bus, on a tropical beach (that was such a great one) dorm rooom full of guys and girls, car (while driving), car (sitting next to best friend while he was driving He knew too) backyard, outside, school

adrian15
November 15th, 2011, 12:31 PM
in my freshmen year i did it outside the p.e field close to a trashcan lol

Soph_Lou
November 15th, 2011, 12:59 PM
Bathroom floor

Hajara22
November 15th, 2011, 05:16 PM
friends balcony. lol. he wanted to take a shower before we went somewhere

Polishbum
November 15th, 2011, 07:26 PM
lockerroom shower, swiming pool, a water slide

thwaterboy
November 15th, 2011, 07:37 PM
haha same as above, on a plane bathroom.....it was a long flight

Polishbum
November 15th, 2011, 07:40 PM
haha same as above, on a plane bathroom.....it was a long flight

lol i would jerk off on a plane but im affraid of someone telling the flight attendants that Im in there too long and therefore causing people to be suspicious

coolkid1
November 15th, 2011, 10:10 PM
I have a lot of places Ive done it at, but here is a small number.
-Public Park at night, dick in plain sight
-Wal-Mart
-Car, while driving
-School Urinal
-Friend's bed (while he was in it. It was a sleepover and we had the same bed.)

Berny94
November 15th, 2011, 10:13 PM
school

Gothictrini420
November 16th, 2011, 07:56 AM
Third period history class while a friend watched

BiBoy5674
November 16th, 2011, 05:17 PM
bethroom of plane :)

Jose
November 16th, 2011, 05:58 PM
On aferris wheel with a buddy we came when it stopped a near the top it wars kinda cool

Jose
November 16th, 2011, 06:10 PM
On aferris wheel with a buddy we came when it stopped a near the top it wars kinda cool

Polishbum
November 16th, 2011, 06:15 PM
On aferris wheel with a buddy we came when it stopped a near the top it wars kinda cool

that is sooooo awesome!!

Eagle63
November 22nd, 2011, 03:37 PM
my aunt's closet... long story :whoops:

caddy
December 17th, 2011, 01:58 PM
cars, parking lots, friends houses, restaurant bathrooms, outside

clayton98
December 17th, 2011, 06:07 PM
the woods

Joe 94
December 19th, 2011, 10:59 AM
In my bestfriends bathroom with his sisters panties..

akapustka1796
December 30th, 2011, 05:48 AM
public bathroom, scout camp, friends bed

Coolguy10890
December 30th, 2011, 10:32 AM
Oops sorry for double post. Ignore this message.

Coolguy10890
December 30th, 2011, 10:33 AM
In a tent Camping (My friends, friend. Did this not me)

Jaden Harlowe
December 30th, 2011, 10:34 AM
My friends bed

Patuxent78
December 30th, 2011, 10:58 AM
My dad is a pilot and owns a small plane. Did it there a few times.

anubisgodofdead
December 30th, 2011, 11:08 AM
in the creek behind my house

wattado
December 30th, 2011, 11:32 AM
at a reststop

jordanmichael
December 30th, 2011, 11:56 AM
In the woods with mates and at a swimming pool shower

thingmebob
December 30th, 2011, 12:40 PM
School loo.

BossHogg
December 30th, 2011, 12:49 PM
In a furniture/Antique store it had two floor and no one was on the 2nd floor and it was late a night so haha it happened

mikeybrooklyn
December 30th, 2011, 04:16 PM
plane bathroom :P


me too

RLuna
December 30th, 2011, 05:05 PM
In a wooded area xP

bike
December 30th, 2011, 05:28 PM
in the woods in puplic shower when no one was there

Tribalking17
December 30th, 2011, 05:37 PM
It is a very close race between the restroom at school and a Wal Mart restroom.

Rocky333333
December 30th, 2011, 05:47 PM
I did when I was at my family friends vaca house

Alex_I_love_R
December 30th, 2011, 05:57 PM
hi(:
Airplane Bathroom:P on a 15 hour flight..two times

ElMonstruo
January 13th, 2012, 10:21 PM
Ski lift

Wesley1369
January 13th, 2012, 10:50 PM
my ex-gfs little brothers bedroom

Jevon
January 16th, 2012, 04:56 PM
At the beech in the the water lol

Frankie66
January 16th, 2012, 05:28 PM
well, In a changing room while a earthquake was happening ( loads of fun ), on the bus home, and in class

Joseph1994
January 16th, 2012, 05:55 PM
School bathroom and in a car

dajakesta10
January 16th, 2012, 06:27 PM
I did it in a small clearing at a country park in broad daylight about four times :') the third time a guy walked passed and looked at me funny :') The fourth I got completely naked.

Saxophone 44
January 16th, 2012, 06:37 PM
Forrest Gump says "My momma used to say life is like a box of chocolates..." I wiggied off in a box of chocolates.

Saxophone 44
January 16th, 2012, 06:46 PM
You could say I'm a horny bastard

That sums me up pretty well.

drpepper266
January 16th, 2012, 06:53 PM
iufdjkvdfvdfv

countlesskeystrokes
January 16th, 2012, 08:00 PM
got horny while trying on one of my little brother's diapers... masturbated on his bed

caden048
January 16th, 2012, 08:21 PM
in a vehicle...

DirtyDog78
January 16th, 2012, 08:58 PM
in 6th grade camp under my covers. It was late at night no nobody saw me

Red is the mod's color ;) - Mike/ImCoolBeans

Bretts
January 16th, 2012, 09:15 PM
friends couch!

Guy7282
January 16th, 2012, 09:20 PM
Either in the woods by my house or In a kinda public shower at my campground.

xbox360boy1998
January 16th, 2012, 10:08 PM
Probably church. Went to the bathroom during church and did it in an stairwell. Also in a tent while camping.

xXsnowboarderXx
January 16th, 2012, 10:41 PM
in my friends tree house in his backyard

Fjjufdhbfrji
January 16th, 2012, 11:27 PM
Weirdest place(s):
#1.shower house at a campground in Myrtle Beach
#2.Dave and busters bathroom
#3.g-ma house.lol

Friend Zone For Life
January 16th, 2012, 11:59 PM
On a camping trip in a tent with my friend this summer and in the open shower after gym.

rockymountainway
January 17th, 2012, 12:02 AM
in a sleeping bag in my friend's room during a sleepover (he was in the room)

Benbomber
January 17th, 2012, 12:15 AM
Our car, on road trips many times.

BlokeMan
January 17th, 2012, 12:43 AM
On my roof, i wanted to get a tan, but i really wanted to wank to. So yeah, both things happend hahaha. Was a good one to =)

Biscuithead13
January 17th, 2012, 12:52 AM
In a hotel room while having to sleep with all guys lol, but I was under the covers....

sen69
January 17th, 2012, 08:27 PM
ski lift and the ocean

The Lollipop Guild
January 17th, 2012, 11:14 PM
School assembly...

Unfortunate1
January 17th, 2012, 11:43 PM
in the car, after a four hour drive, I got bored so I put a pillow on my leg and on top and jerked.

TheBlackRose321
January 19th, 2012, 06:59 PM
Friends bathroom :p

Sor3
January 19th, 2012, 07:13 PM
school and a friends house

PewterIceFalcon
January 21st, 2012, 05:08 PM
on my friend's staircase while making sure his parents didnt walk in on him jacking off.

Irishperson15
January 21st, 2012, 05:53 PM
Um does "my bed" or "the sofa" count lol im nt the sorta person to masturbate wherever i am i put up with the horniness somehow

CodyFox13
January 24th, 2012, 12:01 PM
Last WK in the Y's locker room showers. Was very funny!

UAjock
January 24th, 2012, 03:19 PM
urinal or in the family van on a trip

Funnyguy1998
January 24th, 2012, 03:40 PM
in a tree

RickyCurious
January 24th, 2012, 05:36 PM
backyard

addme69
January 24th, 2012, 11:14 PM
my friend's pillow fort when i was younger

appleboy98
January 25th, 2012, 12:07 AM
whehave paddock out the side of our house and the grass was about as high as me so the is the weirdest place for me

Drummerboi9876
February 26th, 2012, 03:33 PM
Universal Studios Florida

Archimedes
February 26th, 2012, 04:02 PM
on a meadow o0 but after it i could't remove ticlling bugs from my back for a long time xD

Nellerin
February 26th, 2012, 04:16 PM
school or my friends house

Anders
February 26th, 2012, 05:53 PM
In the woods

Jake777dylan
February 26th, 2012, 06:00 PM
In a restaurant bathroom lol a dare :/

miamikid786
February 26th, 2012, 08:27 PM
uhh i would say the boys locker room shower

kmac130
February 26th, 2012, 08:29 PM
boyscout camp showers

NikeSkater
February 26th, 2012, 10:25 PM
In my friends bathroom once... Hadn't wanked in a while and he was busy doing something and I made the excuse to go the the bathroom

tanman1231
February 26th, 2012, 11:33 PM
umm.. In Movie theater bathroom after watching Woman in Black with my friend Bostyn(female). Under my friends bed.. In my friends pool when everyone else was asleel.

chill dude
February 27th, 2012, 12:26 AM
In the back of a fire truck and at a rest stop urinal (they were open and i noticed a man watching me)

teenjesus666
February 27th, 2012, 12:54 AM
Under the bleachers during gym class

Hugh69
February 27th, 2012, 12:59 AM
In a bush in my backyard.

nick2014
February 27th, 2012, 01:14 AM
in sears parkinglot, or mens cloths section at wallmart (was a dare) but was fun lol to bud i accedently cumed on a t-shirt...feel sorry for whoever bought it

MrSnow
February 27th, 2012, 03:54 PM
In the back of my parents car.
School.

babolat96
February 27th, 2012, 07:19 PM
I did it at tennis camp in my room, while my roommate was asleep.

samb12
February 27th, 2012, 07:34 PM
in my friends parents bedroom

republiconline
February 27th, 2012, 08:09 PM
During class, no one saw. We were watching a movie

james6880
February 27th, 2012, 08:54 PM
in a plane
or urinale

kaiba
February 27th, 2012, 11:49 PM
in the woods in a mud vagina -_-

MCHIBullDog
February 27th, 2012, 11:55 PM
In the restroom of an airplane at 37,000 feet

Turtle007
March 1st, 2012, 06:06 PM
In a restaurant bathroom lol a dare :/

:D

me in the basement
wasn't good

BaNd
March 1st, 2012, 06:07 PM
mall bathroom

Fresh2Death
March 1st, 2012, 06:17 PM
At my water sports camp. in one of the cabins when I was alone... Trust me, when your at a camp and you cant J/O frequently, it gets unbearable.

Bigswedishboy
March 1st, 2012, 08:36 PM
Friend's Sister's bed.... With her sleeping in it

MJohn
March 2nd, 2012, 02:24 AM
I was on a ferry with my family and it was like a 2 hour trip. I got like super really horny cuz we were on a trip and haven't been masturbating and I was wearing shorts and this boner is the type you need to jack off. I went to the washroom and one of the stalls I jacked there and cummed on the cubicle walls:) bad ass I know. Hah. Then when I came out of the cubicle my uncle came in I was like shock inside but it was cool and smiled for greeting and just walked out.

User_Does Not Exist
March 2nd, 2012, 02:32 AM
Friends bathroom.

Lego
March 2nd, 2012, 12:36 PM
Friend's house under sleeping bag with others around no one noticed or outside backyard or disneyland hotels

Gordo
March 2nd, 2012, 11:55 PM
On an air plane

andrenaline
March 3rd, 2012, 12:05 AM
target bathroom

Ben_E
March 4th, 2012, 05:42 PM
mmm probably beach, but theres soo many places lol

CoolKid97
March 4th, 2012, 09:28 PM
Public Library bathroom... :rolleyes:

Kendog
March 5th, 2012, 12:59 AM
In maths with a girl classmate next to me. She didn't notice and I lol'd when I got home.

jbi0hazardj
March 5th, 2012, 02:18 AM
community center locker room

Xaylon95
March 7th, 2012, 02:59 AM
Woods (cam

Xaylon95
March 7th, 2012, 03:00 AM
Woods (camping)

Elliott13
March 7th, 2012, 01:21 PM
in a pool, gross i know

Patuxent78
March 7th, 2012, 06:42 PM
I dad's plane.

GirlLover15
March 8th, 2012, 11:00 PM
store

ferguson96
March 9th, 2012, 11:21 PM
back of car while mom was driving, school bathroom, parents bed, next to a road while hunting, airplane bathroom
i jack off in hella weird places

Ian.C
March 11th, 2012, 02:30 AM
school locker room

MJohn
March 11th, 2012, 02:35 AM
Back of the car while dad was driving... It was really scary but I can't get rid of the boner.

Slosh
March 11th, 2012, 03:47 AM
I think my craziest was wanking outside.

countryboy96
March 11th, 2012, 04:30 AM
Airplane bathroom because my girlfriend kept grabbing me and thr flight attendemt was HOT

Jakeh97
March 11th, 2012, 02:15 PM
in a parking lot. No napkins to clean up the mess so i ate before going out to dinner.
Stomach hurt the entire day.

Imaussie
March 13th, 2012, 09:02 AM
That's a hard one! Um...local bushland!

SkyFire
March 13th, 2012, 11:30 AM
Plane bathroom. Now I can say I've jizzed higher than anyone else XD

MJohn
March 13th, 2012, 11:35 AM
Ferry washroom, plane washroom, community centre lol. Ummm school washroom. Kitchen. In front of a big mirror at a hotel in Vegas.

greenboy
March 13th, 2012, 01:53 PM
up the park probably

jeremy96
March 13th, 2012, 03:27 PM
in history class

SomecallmeTim
March 13th, 2012, 10:47 PM
on a bed, made of cinder block, and plywood, with a matress on top,(suprisingly comfortable) in my grandfathers Cabana in Mexico... Eat that :)

BJustinT
March 13th, 2012, 11:24 PM
In my best friend's bathroom and in the toilet of a plane

snow661
March 13th, 2012, 11:52 PM
the woods lol

snow661
March 14th, 2012, 12:00 AM
and in the mens locker room

NephilimAzrael
March 14th, 2012, 10:23 AM
In class when the lights were off and we were watching movie

TheMessenger
March 16th, 2012, 11:41 AM
lmao i would say in the hooters bathroom when i was 16

pickelweasel131
March 23rd, 2012, 02:36 AM
in my classroom at school

pickelweasel131
March 23rd, 2012, 02:37 AM
in my classroom

yerman
March 23rd, 2012, 06:15 PM
hotel room in paris on a school trip with my friends

Atrociousness
March 23rd, 2012, 08:32 PM
In a Shopko changing room as the guy next to me was changing, but he stopped and sat on the bench. I think he joined me 'cause I was moaning, haha.

GothicTsukiyomi
March 23rd, 2012, 08:37 PM
Outside behind an abandon Church.

GothicTsukiyomi
March 23rd, 2012, 08:38 PM
in a parking lot. No napkins to clean up the mess so i ate before going out to dinner.
Stomach hurt the entire day.
Thats fucked up.

Rabbit2016
March 26th, 2012, 03:19 PM
The woods behind my house in the rain.

Sudds3
March 26th, 2012, 06:00 PM
Outside in the street while it was snowing....completely naked! It was a dare

karejeet
March 30th, 2012, 04:20 PM
a train

Coolman21
March 30th, 2012, 04:32 PM
probably on my trampoline
:D

Oreo0130
March 30th, 2012, 08:56 PM
In a public bathroom at a university. Or in a hotel room

JoshPianoGuy
March 30th, 2012, 10:05 PM
When I was 9, I was sitting in the way back seat of a car with my 12 year old brother, and he started masturbating, and told me to try it.

The captain
March 30th, 2012, 10:07 PM
woods, bathroom airplane

Benbomber
March 31st, 2012, 01:03 AM
My car, off to the side of the trail during a mountain bike ride

Bahter
March 31st, 2012, 01:22 AM
I've masturbated at my granparents house

Peep Show
March 31st, 2012, 01:29 AM
School change rooms ;)

smd11451
March 31st, 2012, 08:53 AM
Car while driving, public library (under the desk), or at school lol

Short Circuit
March 31st, 2012, 09:26 AM
Back seat of a bus!

esby
March 31st, 2012, 09:51 AM
neighbours garden!

noamillr
March 31st, 2012, 01:43 PM
Right next to my best friend in bed.

RadioPlayer
March 31st, 2012, 02:02 PM
In the bathroom of a plane. And on my friend's, hot sister's bed, haha, it was pretty awesome.

Drag0nite
March 31st, 2012, 05:42 PM
In my bathroom

Eric57
March 31st, 2012, 09:19 PM
I have actually only jerked off in 2 places other than my room or bathroom. And they were both kind of weird for me. The first time was in my backyard and the other time was in a public bathroom at a movie theater.

jbvt
March 31st, 2012, 11:00 PM
woods and friends house

ekul6159
March 31st, 2012, 11:17 PM
The office at work, with my 30-something female colleagues around.

Jevon
April 1st, 2012, 02:12 AM
The beech in the bathroom at red robins and in the would by a lake surrounded by houses

MTGreat
April 2nd, 2012, 03:36 AM
School CR, Mall's CR, and my friend's CR

Attizen
April 2nd, 2012, 04:09 PM
My friend and I decided to do it together, we were completely naked but under blankets.

coreyorama
April 3rd, 2012, 01:40 AM
in the trunk of a car as a dare

josh_a_1995
April 3rd, 2012, 02:44 PM
When I first learned about masturbation I did it in the living room under a blanket while my sister and mom were in the room with me ( I was doing it in secret)

swimmerboy95
April 3rd, 2012, 08:16 PM
In the car outside the dentist's office haha

VirtualGuy012
April 4th, 2012, 07:33 PM
In a car once.

Atomicbob11
April 4th, 2012, 07:36 PM
at school before a concert

Coolman21
April 4th, 2012, 07:37 PM
On my trampoline in the nurses office when no one is there

Gmonay
April 4th, 2012, 09:16 PM
school bus with friend a circle jerk

John Smith
April 4th, 2012, 09:20 PM
on the apalation trail

Coolboi
April 4th, 2012, 09:27 PM
the mall bath room ah !

Ben_E
April 5th, 2012, 07:26 PM
On the train home from school one arvo.. Awesome fun :)

Thomas01
April 11th, 2012, 05:29 AM
At a camp with 5 other guys in the room

Evan-9
April 11th, 2012, 01:25 PM
On a island on a lake. Haha that was fun

Lifeguard
April 11th, 2012, 02:43 PM
on my roof

billybigfish
April 11th, 2012, 04:11 PM
Boeing 737 toilets flying to my fuerteventura at 30,000 ft

leafgreenangel
April 11th, 2012, 04:35 PM
In the bathroom of a plane ;P lol

i read somewhere that is illegal. i'm just saying, but if i ever get on a plane i would try it too

Gabriel321
April 11th, 2012, 06:47 PM
on the train in the car in school restaurant bathroom hotel all over the sheets and stained the pillows

MaximumR
April 11th, 2012, 08:36 PM
My cousin's attic

Diverperry
April 11th, 2012, 09:11 PM
Off the cliff side of a mountain, woods, pool, car, lots of crazy places

appel1234
April 11th, 2012, 09:57 PM
in a hotel bathroom with my friends in the other room