View Full Version : Weirdest place you've Masturbated at?
shybi15
October 6th, 2011, 10:38 AM
At the stalls in school, Friends bed,
Compy386
October 6th, 2011, 10:54 PM
In my friends Garage.
maddox
October 8th, 2011, 07:28 PM
Two wierdest place were an airplane bathroom and in the woods while camping. It was the middle of the night and I got up to pee. There was a full moon so it was kinda bright. When I was done peeing I got horny and pulled my shorts down to my ankles and went at it. It was super exciting being practically butt naked outside for the first time. I think I came on a rock...
cashyy
October 8th, 2011, 07:30 PM
I did it in my Garage, on the side of a house, woods, and friends bed..
Matt0952
October 9th, 2011, 02:11 AM
In a car, in a parking lot.
demstrawberries
October 9th, 2011, 02:22 AM
In the woods
Danny129
October 11th, 2011, 11:24 PM
Behind my mom whilecshe was sleeping in the cr/ convertible
Reads
October 11th, 2011, 11:37 PM
On an airplane, lol. Oh and on a bus surrounded by classmates (at night while they were asleep, mind you).
There's probably more that I can't think of x)
EpicCookie
October 11th, 2011, 11:49 PM
The weirdest place I've masturbated was in class during a movie... I was sitting in the back of the class alone and had a baggy hoodie on so I just went for it!!! And when I was about to um I just put my junk away. Asked the teacher to go to the bathroom and finished my business in there! Lol
jockeyboy97
October 12th, 2011, 01:07 AM
The weirdest place I jacked off at was in our back yard under a large tree. I was home alone feeling really horny got a blanket, got naked, closed my eyes and went for it. The warm sun and being outside felt so awesome. I finished in time because the pool man got ther and was unloading his truck. What a close call.
Jordanthomas69
October 13th, 2011, 04:22 PM
On a hotel balcony where others may have seen me ;) that's what made me so horny the fact that people could have been watching me. Then I came over the side aha ;)
noturnback
October 13th, 2011, 04:30 PM
In a hottub at night at a hotel, oh and at a friends house (it was a sleep over thing) why they where asleep. And other places I'd prefer not to mention
noturnback
October 13th, 2011, 04:31 PM
Let's see school,church, restroom,family get together with cousin, pool
You did it in church? How did you do it with out getting caught?
soxandboxersboy
October 13th, 2011, 05:55 PM
i have done it in church when i am sitting in the back or up in the balcony (and not near my parents), and i usually just rub thru my pants and shoot in my underwear. feels great doing it there!
IvanH
October 15th, 2011, 05:28 PM
has to be the urinals in the school bathrooms!
burner10
October 15th, 2011, 06:56 PM
In the shower of a swimming pool in a hotel I as at (private shower obv)
mredgar
October 15th, 2011, 07:41 PM
while sky diving
jonjon1998
October 15th, 2011, 07:43 PM
Definitely in an airplane bathroom. I came so much haha
KarkatLuv
October 15th, 2011, 10:18 PM
in the car at a market carpark, didnt wanna go inside so stayed in the car and next thing you know...
atomsmasher
October 16th, 2011, 12:12 AM
in the car, in the plane, in a classroom, etc.
DavidS
October 16th, 2011, 06:07 PM
in a highspeed train
Slippywez
October 21st, 2011, 11:35 AM
On a bus and train
Aces
October 21st, 2011, 06:06 PM
On a plane
tomcolly
October 21st, 2011, 06:26 PM
yeh i've done it on a plane too. was pretty funny thinking about it.
Milo1234
October 21st, 2011, 06:32 PM
On a train and a public park :P
Ricky8888
October 22nd, 2011, 03:15 AM
public wc and forest
lolzRock
November 15th, 2011, 01:38 AM
School, plane, car, changing room (long story)
KingdomHearts
November 15th, 2011, 07:11 AM
Church Bathroom, School Toilet Cubicle, Backyard, In A Pool, In A Change Room (Without People) At The Public Pool.
aero87dude
November 15th, 2011, 10:07 AM
Has to be either at church or at work
SuperYachtDude666
November 15th, 2011, 11:53 AM
a few places, best friends bedroom (in his bed shh), plane, bus, on a tropical beach (that was such a great one) dorm rooom full of guys and girls, car (while driving), car (sitting next to best friend while he was driving He knew too) backyard, outside, school
adrian15
November 15th, 2011, 12:31 PM
in my freshmen year i did it outside the p.e field close to a trashcan lol
Soph_Lou
November 15th, 2011, 12:59 PM
Bathroom floor
Hajara22
November 15th, 2011, 05:16 PM
friends balcony. lol. he wanted to take a shower before we went somewhere
Polishbum
November 15th, 2011, 07:26 PM
lockerroom shower, swiming pool, a water slide
thwaterboy
November 15th, 2011, 07:37 PM
haha same as above, on a plane bathroom.....it was a long flight
Polishbum
November 15th, 2011, 07:40 PM
haha same as above, on a plane bathroom.....it was a long flight
lol i would jerk off on a plane but im affraid of someone telling the flight attendants that Im in there too long and therefore causing people to be suspicious
coolkid1
November 15th, 2011, 10:10 PM
I have a lot of places Ive done it at, but here is a small number.
-Public Park at night, dick in plain sight
-Wal-Mart
-Car, while driving
-School Urinal
-Friend's bed (while he was in it. It was a sleepover and we had the same bed.)
Berny94
November 15th, 2011, 10:13 PM
school
Gothictrini420
November 16th, 2011, 07:56 AM
Third period history class while a friend watched
BiBoy5674
November 16th, 2011, 05:17 PM
bethroom of plane :)
Jose
November 16th, 2011, 05:58 PM
On aferris wheel with a buddy we came when it stopped a near the top it wars kinda cool
Jose
November 16th, 2011, 06:10 PM
On aferris wheel with a buddy we came when it stopped a near the top it wars kinda cool
Polishbum
November 16th, 2011, 06:15 PM
On aferris wheel with a buddy we came when it stopped a near the top it wars kinda cool
that is sooooo awesome!!
Eagle63
November 22nd, 2011, 03:37 PM
my aunt's closet... long story :whoops:
caddy
December 17th, 2011, 01:58 PM
cars, parking lots, friends houses, restaurant bathrooms, outside
clayton98
December 17th, 2011, 06:07 PM
the woods
Joe 94
December 19th, 2011, 10:59 AM
In my bestfriends bathroom with his sisters panties..
akapustka1796
December 30th, 2011, 05:48 AM
public bathroom, scout camp, friends bed
Coolguy10890
December 30th, 2011, 10:32 AM
Oops sorry for double post. Ignore this message.
Coolguy10890
December 30th, 2011, 10:33 AM
In a tent Camping (My friends, friend. Did this not me)
Jaden Harlowe
December 30th, 2011, 10:34 AM
My friends bed
Patuxent78
December 30th, 2011, 10:58 AM
My dad is a pilot and owns a small plane. Did it there a few times.
anubisgodofdead
December 30th, 2011, 11:08 AM
in the creek behind my house
wattado
December 30th, 2011, 11:32 AM
at a reststop
jordanmichael
December 30th, 2011, 11:56 AM
In the woods with mates and at a swimming pool shower
thingmebob
December 30th, 2011, 12:40 PM
School loo.
BossHogg
December 30th, 2011, 12:49 PM
In a furniture/Antique store it had two floor and no one was on the 2nd floor and it was late a night so haha it happened
mikeybrooklyn
December 30th, 2011, 04:16 PM
plane bathroom :P
me too
RLuna
December 30th, 2011, 05:05 PM
In a wooded area xP
bike
December 30th, 2011, 05:28 PM
in the woods in puplic shower when no one was there
Tribalking17
December 30th, 2011, 05:37 PM
It is a very close race between the restroom at school and a Wal Mart restroom.
Rocky333333
December 30th, 2011, 05:47 PM
I did when I was at my family friends vaca house
Alex_I_love_R
December 30th, 2011, 05:57 PM
hi(:
Airplane Bathroom:P on a 15 hour flight..two times
ElMonstruo
January 13th, 2012, 10:21 PM
Ski lift
Wesley1369
January 13th, 2012, 10:50 PM
my ex-gfs little brothers bedroom
Jevon
January 16th, 2012, 04:56 PM
At the beech in the the water lol
Frankie66
January 16th, 2012, 05:28 PM
well, In a changing room while a earthquake was happening ( loads of fun ), on the bus home, and in class
Joseph1994
January 16th, 2012, 05:55 PM
School bathroom and in a car
dajakesta10
January 16th, 2012, 06:27 PM
I did it in a small clearing at a country park in broad daylight about four times :') the third time a guy walked passed and looked at me funny :') The fourth I got completely naked.
Saxophone 44
January 16th, 2012, 06:37 PM
Forrest Gump says "My momma used to say life is like a box of chocolates..." I wiggied off in a box of chocolates.
Saxophone 44
January 16th, 2012, 06:46 PM
You could say I'm a horny bastard
That sums me up pretty well.
drpepper266
January 16th, 2012, 06:53 PM
iufdjkvdfvdfv
countlesskeystrokes
January 16th, 2012, 08:00 PM
got horny while trying on one of my little brother's diapers... masturbated on his bed
caden048
January 16th, 2012, 08:21 PM
in a vehicle...
DirtyDog78
January 16th, 2012, 08:58 PM
in 6th grade camp under my covers. It was late at night no nobody saw me
Red is the mod's color ;) - Mike/ImCoolBeans
Bretts
January 16th, 2012, 09:15 PM
friends couch!
Guy7282
January 16th, 2012, 09:20 PM
Either in the woods by my house or In a kinda public shower at my campground.
xbox360boy1998
January 16th, 2012, 10:08 PM
Probably church. Went to the bathroom during church and did it in an stairwell. Also in a tent while camping.
xXsnowboarderXx
January 16th, 2012, 10:41 PM
in my friends tree house in his backyard
Fjjufdhbfrji
January 16th, 2012, 11:27 PM
Weirdest place(s):
#1.shower house at a campground in Myrtle Beach
#2.Dave and busters bathroom
#3.g-ma house.lol
Friend Zone For Life
January 16th, 2012, 11:59 PM
On a camping trip in a tent with my friend this summer and in the open shower after gym.
rockymountainway
January 17th, 2012, 12:02 AM
in a sleeping bag in my friend's room during a sleepover (he was in the room)
Benbomber
January 17th, 2012, 12:15 AM
Our car, on road trips many times.
BlokeMan
January 17th, 2012, 12:43 AM
On my roof, i wanted to get a tan, but i really wanted to wank to. So yeah, both things happend hahaha. Was a good one to =)
Biscuithead13
January 17th, 2012, 12:52 AM
In a hotel room while having to sleep with all guys lol, but I was under the covers....
sen69
January 17th, 2012, 08:27 PM
ski lift and the ocean
The Lollipop Guild
January 17th, 2012, 11:14 PM
School assembly...
Unfortunate1
January 17th, 2012, 11:43 PM
in the car, after a four hour drive, I got bored so I put a pillow on my leg and on top and jerked.
TheBlackRose321
January 19th, 2012, 06:59 PM
Friends bathroom :p
Sor3
January 19th, 2012, 07:13 PM
school and a friends house
PewterIceFalcon
January 21st, 2012, 05:08 PM
on my friend's staircase while making sure his parents didnt walk in on him jacking off.
Irishperson15
January 21st, 2012, 05:53 PM
Um does "my bed" or "the sofa" count lol im nt the sorta person to masturbate wherever i am i put up with the horniness somehow
CodyFox13
January 24th, 2012, 12:01 PM
Last WK in the Y's locker room showers. Was very funny!
UAjock
January 24th, 2012, 03:19 PM
urinal or in the family van on a trip
Funnyguy1998
January 24th, 2012, 03:40 PM
in a tree
RickyCurious
January 24th, 2012, 05:36 PM
backyard
addme69
January 24th, 2012, 11:14 PM
my friend's pillow fort when i was younger
appleboy98
January 25th, 2012, 12:07 AM
whehave paddock out the side of our house and the grass was about as high as me so the is the weirdest place for me
Drummerboi9876
February 26th, 2012, 03:33 PM
Universal Studios Florida
Archimedes
February 26th, 2012, 04:02 PM
on a meadow o0 but after it i could't remove ticlling bugs from my back for a long time xD
Nellerin
February 26th, 2012, 04:16 PM
school or my friends house
Anders
February 26th, 2012, 05:53 PM
In the woods
Jake777dylan
February 26th, 2012, 06:00 PM
In a restaurant bathroom lol a dare :/
miamikid786
February 26th, 2012, 08:27 PM
uhh i would say the boys locker room shower
kmac130
February 26th, 2012, 08:29 PM
boyscout camp showers
NikeSkater
February 26th, 2012, 10:25 PM
In my friends bathroom once... Hadn't wanked in a while and he was busy doing something and I made the excuse to go the the bathroom
tanman1231
February 26th, 2012, 11:33 PM
umm.. In Movie theater bathroom after watching Woman in Black with my friend Bostyn(female). Under my friends bed.. In my friends pool when everyone else was asleel.
chill dude
February 27th, 2012, 12:26 AM
In the back of a fire truck and at a rest stop urinal (they were open and i noticed a man watching me)
teenjesus666
February 27th, 2012, 12:54 AM
Under the bleachers during gym class
Hugh69
February 27th, 2012, 12:59 AM
In a bush in my backyard.
nick2014
February 27th, 2012, 01:14 AM
in sears parkinglot, or mens cloths section at wallmart (was a dare) but was fun lol to bud i accedently cumed on a t-shirt...feel sorry for whoever bought it
MrSnow
February 27th, 2012, 03:54 PM
In the back of my parents car.
School.
babolat96
February 27th, 2012, 07:19 PM
I did it at tennis camp in my room, while my roommate was asleep.
samb12
February 27th, 2012, 07:34 PM
in my friends parents bedroom
republiconline
February 27th, 2012, 08:09 PM
During class, no one saw. We were watching a movie
james6880
February 27th, 2012, 08:54 PM
in a plane
or urinale
kaiba
February 27th, 2012, 11:49 PM
in the woods in a mud vagina -_-
MCHIBullDog
February 27th, 2012, 11:55 PM
In the restroom of an airplane at 37,000 feet
Turtle007
March 1st, 2012, 06:06 PM
In a restaurant bathroom lol a dare :/
:D
me in the basement
wasn't good
BaNd
March 1st, 2012, 06:07 PM
mall bathroom
Fresh2Death
March 1st, 2012, 06:17 PM
At my water sports camp. in one of the cabins when I was alone... Trust me, when your at a camp and you cant J/O frequently, it gets unbearable.
Bigswedishboy
March 1st, 2012, 08:36 PM
Friend's Sister's bed.... With her sleeping in it
MJohn
March 2nd, 2012, 02:24 AM
I was on a ferry with my family and it was like a 2 hour trip. I got like super really horny cuz we were on a trip and haven't been masturbating and I was wearing shorts and this boner is the type you need to jack off. I went to the washroom and one of the stalls I jacked there and cummed on the cubicle walls:) bad ass I know. Hah. Then when I came out of the cubicle my uncle came in I was like shock inside but it was cool and smiled for greeting and just walked out.
User_Does Not Exist
March 2nd, 2012, 02:32 AM
Friends bathroom.
Lego
March 2nd, 2012, 12:36 PM
Friend's house under sleeping bag with others around no one noticed or outside backyard or disneyland hotels
Gordo
March 2nd, 2012, 11:55 PM
On an air plane
andrenaline
March 3rd, 2012, 12:05 AM
target bathroom
Ben_E
March 4th, 2012, 05:42 PM
mmm probably beach, but theres soo many places lol
CoolKid97
March 4th, 2012, 09:28 PM
Public Library bathroom... :rolleyes:
Kendog
March 5th, 2012, 12:59 AM
In maths with a girl classmate next to me. She didn't notice and I lol'd when I got home.
jbi0hazardj
March 5th, 2012, 02:18 AM
community center locker room
Xaylon95
March 7th, 2012, 02:59 AM
Woods (cam
Xaylon95
March 7th, 2012, 03:00 AM
Woods (camping)
Elliott13
March 7th, 2012, 01:21 PM
in a pool, gross i know
Patuxent78
March 7th, 2012, 06:42 PM
I dad's plane.
GirlLover15
March 8th, 2012, 11:00 PM
store
ferguson96
March 9th, 2012, 11:21 PM
back of car while mom was driving, school bathroom, parents bed, next to a road while hunting, airplane bathroom
i jack off in hella weird places
Ian.C
March 11th, 2012, 02:30 AM
school locker room
MJohn
March 11th, 2012, 02:35 AM
Back of the car while dad was driving... It was really scary but I can't get rid of the boner.
Slosh
March 11th, 2012, 03:47 AM
I think my craziest was wanking outside.
countryboy96
March 11th, 2012, 04:30 AM
Airplane bathroom because my girlfriend kept grabbing me and thr flight attendemt was HOT
Jakeh97
March 11th, 2012, 02:15 PM
in a parking lot. No napkins to clean up the mess so i ate before going out to dinner.
Stomach hurt the entire day.
Imaussie
March 13th, 2012, 09:02 AM
That's a hard one! Um...local bushland!
SkyFire
March 13th, 2012, 11:30 AM
Plane bathroom. Now I can say I've jizzed higher than anyone else XD
MJohn
March 13th, 2012, 11:35 AM
Ferry washroom, plane washroom, community centre lol. Ummm school washroom. Kitchen. In front of a big mirror at a hotel in Vegas.
greenboy
March 13th, 2012, 01:53 PM
up the park probably
jeremy96
March 13th, 2012, 03:27 PM
in history class
SomecallmeTim
March 13th, 2012, 10:47 PM
on a bed, made of cinder block, and plywood, with a matress on top,(suprisingly comfortable) in my grandfathers Cabana in Mexico... Eat that :)
BJustinT
March 13th, 2012, 11:24 PM
In my best friend's bathroom and in the toilet of a plane
snow661
March 13th, 2012, 11:52 PM
the woods lol
snow661
March 14th, 2012, 12:00 AM
and in the mens locker room
NephilimAzrael
March 14th, 2012, 10:23 AM
In class when the lights were off and we were watching movie
TheMessenger
March 16th, 2012, 11:41 AM
lmao i would say in the hooters bathroom when i was 16
pickelweasel131
March 23rd, 2012, 02:36 AM
in my classroom at school
pickelweasel131
March 23rd, 2012, 02:37 AM
in my classroom
yerman
March 23rd, 2012, 06:15 PM
hotel room in paris on a school trip with my friends
Atrociousness
March 23rd, 2012, 08:32 PM
In a Shopko changing room as the guy next to me was changing, but he stopped and sat on the bench. I think he joined me 'cause I was moaning, haha.
GothicTsukiyomi
March 23rd, 2012, 08:37 PM
Outside behind an abandon Church.
GothicTsukiyomi
March 23rd, 2012, 08:38 PM
in a parking lot. No napkins to clean up the mess so i ate before going out to dinner.
Stomach hurt the entire day.
Thats fucked up.
Rabbit2016
March 26th, 2012, 03:19 PM
The woods behind my house in the rain.
Sudds3
March 26th, 2012, 06:00 PM
Outside in the street while it was snowing....completely naked! It was a dare
karejeet
March 30th, 2012, 04:20 PM
a train
Coolman21
March 30th, 2012, 04:32 PM
probably on my trampoline
:D
Oreo0130
March 30th, 2012, 08:56 PM
In a public bathroom at a university. Or in a hotel room
JoshPianoGuy
March 30th, 2012, 10:05 PM
When I was 9, I was sitting in the way back seat of a car with my 12 year old brother, and he started masturbating, and told me to try it.
The captain
March 30th, 2012, 10:07 PM
woods, bathroom airplane
Benbomber
March 31st, 2012, 01:03 AM
My car, off to the side of the trail during a mountain bike ride
Bahter
March 31st, 2012, 01:22 AM
I've masturbated at my granparents house
Peep Show
March 31st, 2012, 01:29 AM
School change rooms ;)
smd11451
March 31st, 2012, 08:53 AM
Car while driving, public library (under the desk), or at school lol
Short Circuit
March 31st, 2012, 09:26 AM
Back seat of a bus!
esby
March 31st, 2012, 09:51 AM
neighbours garden!
noamillr
March 31st, 2012, 01:43 PM
Right next to my best friend in bed.
RadioPlayer
March 31st, 2012, 02:02 PM
In the bathroom of a plane. And on my friend's, hot sister's bed, haha, it was pretty awesome.
Drag0nite
March 31st, 2012, 05:42 PM
In my bathroom
Eric57
March 31st, 2012, 09:19 PM
I have actually only jerked off in 2 places other than my room or bathroom. And they were both kind of weird for me. The first time was in my backyard and the other time was in a public bathroom at a movie theater.
jbvt
March 31st, 2012, 11:00 PM
woods and friends house
ekul6159
March 31st, 2012, 11:17 PM
The office at work, with my 30-something female colleagues around.
Jevon
April 1st, 2012, 02:12 AM
The beech in the bathroom at red robins and in the would by a lake surrounded by houses
MTGreat
April 2nd, 2012, 03:36 AM
School CR, Mall's CR, and my friend's CR
Attizen
April 2nd, 2012, 04:09 PM
My friend and I decided to do it together, we were completely naked but under blankets.
coreyorama
April 3rd, 2012, 01:40 AM
in the trunk of a car as a dare
josh_a_1995
April 3rd, 2012, 02:44 PM
When I first learned about masturbation I did it in the living room under a blanket while my sister and mom were in the room with me ( I was doing it in secret)
swimmerboy95
April 3rd, 2012, 08:16 PM
In the car outside the dentist's office haha
VirtualGuy012
April 4th, 2012, 07:33 PM
In a car once.
Atomicbob11
April 4th, 2012, 07:36 PM
at school before a concert
Coolman21
April 4th, 2012, 07:37 PM
On my trampoline in the nurses office when no one is there
Gmonay
April 4th, 2012, 09:16 PM
school bus with friend a circle jerk
John Smith
April 4th, 2012, 09:20 PM
on the apalation trail
Coolboi
April 4th, 2012, 09:27 PM
the mall bath room ah !
Ben_E
April 5th, 2012, 07:26 PM
On the train home from school one arvo.. Awesome fun :)
Thomas01
April 11th, 2012, 05:29 AM
At a camp with 5 other guys in the room
Evan-9
April 11th, 2012, 01:25 PM
On a island on a lake. Haha that was fun
Lifeguard
April 11th, 2012, 02:43 PM
on my roof
billybigfish
April 11th, 2012, 04:11 PM
Boeing 737 toilets flying to my fuerteventura at 30,000 ft
leafgreenangel
April 11th, 2012, 04:35 PM
In the bathroom of a plane ;P lol
i read somewhere that is illegal. i'm just saying, but if i ever get on a plane i would try it too
Gabriel321
April 11th, 2012, 06:47 PM
on the train in the car in school restaurant bathroom hotel all over the sheets and stained the pillows
MaximumR
April 11th, 2012, 08:36 PM
My cousin's attic
Diverperry
April 11th, 2012, 09:11 PM
Off the cliff side of a mountain, woods, pool, car, lots of crazy places
appel1234
April 11th, 2012, 09:57 PM
in a hotel bathroom with my friends in the other room
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