View Full Version : Boners!
WonderGuy
August 6th, 2011, 11:57 PM
I was just wondering if anyone else gets boners when a girl sits on their lap or hugs them? Happens to me ALL THE TIME.
Oh, and whats the most awkward boner you have had?
Mine was the other day in math class. This girl sits next to me, she isn't the hottest girl in my grade but she definitely isn't the ugliest, anyway I was in class (did I mention that this girl has huge boobs?) and she was slouched in her chair (this IS maths we're talking about) sucking on her pen. I watched her in the corner of my eye and then I had this sudden image of her lips around my . . . well, you get the picture. You can probably guess what happened next. I got this HUGE boner, which I tried to make less obvious by tucking it into my waistband underneath the desk. I was subtly trying to tuck it when the girl turned her head toward my crotch, she was still slouching so she had a pretty good view of whatever I was doing underneath the desk. Her eyes kind of widened and then she sat straight up in her desk. She didn't slouch or suck on her pen for the rest of the class. It was pretty embarrassing.
Hollywood
August 7th, 2011, 12:02 AM
Yeah, it's pretty normal for teens. Happens to me as well.
Unlucky_Leprechaun
August 7th, 2011, 12:13 AM
Weird and awkward situations come up all the time. I am sure you aren't the first that she has seen "adjusting" themselves, guys do it ALL the time. Your right,. it is embarrassing but just try and be a little more subtle next time..unless you like the stares !!, LOL
Can'tHelpIt
August 7th, 2011, 12:29 AM
woah i get them at random times and i just tuck and i look around
audiophile5
August 7th, 2011, 04:10 AM
It happens, but not all the time.. While I was 13-14 it happened more :)
canyon
August 7th, 2011, 08:04 AM
I don't get them as much anymore, usually only when I'm about to jerk it. The most awkward would probably have to be at senior prom, one of my friends was grinding up on me and I popped a boner. Pretty sure she could feel it through my pants even after I tried to adjust it, but it was w/e. If she felt it, she didn't back off or anything, so its all good haha
Dark_Desires
August 7th, 2011, 08:24 AM
yes i get them sometimes if a cute girl hugs me more than 5 seconds most embarrising 1 was about 3 weeks ago when i was watching a movie with my GF and cudling a huge 1 came out she than made some good comment didnt listen to busy trying to tuck it away
Hokage
August 7th, 2011, 12:35 PM
I don't get them as much anymore, usually only when I'm about to jerk it. The most awkward would probably have to be at senior prom, one of my friends was grinding up on me and I popped a boner. Pretty sure she could feel it through my pants even after I tried to adjust it, but it was w/e. If she felt it, she didn't back off or anything, so its all good haha
That's your most embarrassing? At every dance here including Jr.Prom when a girl grinded on me I popped a boner ALL the time. They just keep going pushing their asses deeper. Getting a boner while grinding is perfectly normal haha I mean what do you expect you have a girl's ass directly on your crotch!
travis101
August 7th, 2011, 03:09 PM
when a girl sits on my lap or hugs me it gets rid of my boner
DayandNight
August 7th, 2011, 11:30 PM
Happens all the time. Especially when a girl gives me a lap dance at a party or something, I'm completely boned up. My boxers and jeans have generally formed a tent in my lap, and I generally start dripping pretty bad in my boxers too.
Jonathan M
August 8th, 2011, 01:43 AM
Most awkward was first date with definitely one of the hottest girls in my school, we were at a roller rink and she had me hug her from behind with my hands right under her boobs and were basically pressed into each other and boing there goes the boner so i kinda made myself go to the side im pretty sure she noticed because she just looked back and smiled xD definitely awkward
SeanM1997
August 8th, 2011, 01:57 AM
Yup. All the time. Once I had a girl with a nice ass and huge boobs sit on my lap and I got a boner, she felt it and sat back more onto it and wispered to me that it felt nice and then she put a hand underneath her butt and started to rub it through my pants. It was awesome but weird because it was at a football game with friends.
CaliLax
August 8th, 2011, 12:17 PM
bro it happens to everyone, its called being a teen
coolcowssaymoo
August 8th, 2011, 02:50 PM
It's normal
Brice72
August 8th, 2011, 03:23 PM
I'm bi, and I go (used to go) to an all guys school. And sometimes if a cute guy sat on g lap, I'd get hard. It's normal
vginy124
August 14th, 2011, 08:44 PM
Unless I have a real thing for them, or I'm super horny that doesnt usually just happen to me. but to each their own
Gummi
August 14th, 2011, 10:16 PM
My girlfriend (now my ex) hugged my one time and I already had a boner and I think it touched her stomach through my pants lol. She laughed and I wasn't sure if it was from that or somehting I did. I was really embarrased, and she hugged my again and I made sure I didnt touch her with it lol.
jvballer
August 16th, 2011, 01:47 AM
when a girl sits on my lap or hugs me it gets rid of my boner
not judging you or anything but are you gay:what:
Tenoramic
August 16th, 2011, 02:11 AM
I'm bi, and I go (used to go) to an all guys school. And sometimes if a cute guy sat on g lap, I'd get hard. It's normal
Do u go to prep school? I went to all boys school before
rhershy
August 16th, 2011, 02:21 AM
happens to me wen they sit on me sometimes it depends on who they are if theyv been my friend for a long time then no but if there my crush or a really hot girl with huge boobs then yes
ryansmith13
August 16th, 2011, 02:39 AM
Happens bro lol
Ifan
August 16th, 2011, 02:55 AM
MOST awkward- swimming lesson in primary school (year 7). I was sitting down, waiting to be called up to swim the 25m and I suddenly went hard. I was only wearing speedos, and I was SO scared.
maxhahaxd
August 25th, 2011, 01:09 PM
yah thats normal but when u get older you wont get boners that often and easily
hhhfiuashfosihdf
August 25th, 2011, 07:42 PM
Yes hahahaha
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