I hate my life please help

[IvanTheCat]

Hi...

My name is Mitchell and I hate my life. There is a 9mm my dad uses for protection and I'm really tempted. My parents are not home...

I hate my life, school sucks, everyone is mean to me. I'm in 8th grade and at lunch I just sit on a bench and look down to the ground thinking about how much life sucks.

My iPod was stolen and if you know me, I LOVE my iPod. I am really bummed and I may need to take it all away, and become an hero to us all.

I feel I need to take that shot and leave it all behind...
Stop my tears from falling each day into abyss...

I love the thought... to become an hero

Please help


Mitch

[schrei jess]

You would kill youself over and ipod?

Hun, that is MESSED up. Ipods arent worth dying over, at all. And killing yourself would not make you a hero, it would make you a coward.

Please rethink this, and stay here and get some help - talk to us, we can help, we dont want you to die.

[Evrythng_im_not]

Suicide is cowardly. And over an iPod... wow, that's weak. Do you want people to make fun of you for killing yourself over an iPod?

[thesphinx]

Please dont kill yourself we can help you. you may be going throgh a rough patch here but its not worth killing yourself think of all the people who will miss you. you are really just passing you pain onto them please dont do it.
aspecially over a ipod, it can be replaced, you can't

[Makod]

This is an internet joke, it's been around for a while, just ignore this thread.

I'll try and find the retarded myspace page for this in a bit.

Well, I found the encyclopedia dramatica article http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Mitchell_Henderson

The poster gave it away when he said he'd become an hero.

Note: An hero is improper grammar, and is a key indicator of this internet meme.

Damn, apparently the myspace page was deleted, oh well :\.

[schrei jess]

Is it bad that I find that really funny?!

[Makod]

No, a lot of people do, that's why it's an internet meme.

[Ethannnnnn]

oh well i was gonna say dont kill yorself but if this ajoke the person who made it is an idiot and how could killing yourself possibly make you a hero:confused:

[Makod]

It doesn't, that's part of the reason why it's an internet meme.

[Ragdollonstrings]

really confused...

[kikicupkake]

you dont need to kill your self over a ipode mine got stolen too i get beaten up at school and i have to suck it up so you do that too, becase taking you like is not going to make you a hero god hay man dont do it life is short and so what if noone likes you and you hate you life life damit if you need any help man you can email me or ask other people...

[Bobby]

Hmmm...

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