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PrimeTimeSanders
August 2nd, 2011, 08:27 PM
My dad came in my room and asked if i had headphones and then i gave him a pair and he left my door open so i got up like 5 minutes later to close it and his room is straight across from mine and the door was open and he tilted his laptop and i saw he was on a porno site LOL
orangeandlong
August 2nd, 2011, 08:28 PM
That's effing gross but also kinda funny....did he see you?
PrimeTimeSanders
August 2nd, 2011, 08:29 PM
No he didnt see me, i closed my door and started cracking up.
orangeandlong
August 2nd, 2011, 08:31 PM
I bet....were you grossed out?
Aaron1995
August 2nd, 2011, 08:35 PM
Lol... Thats really weird. I bet he'd freak if he knew you saw him.
PrimeTimeSanders
August 2nd, 2011, 08:36 PM
It kinda gross knowing he watches it but its pretty funny
I wonder what my mom would do if she found out LOL
orangeandlong
August 2nd, 2011, 08:44 PM
Well at least man code says you can't tell her :) Just proves all guys need porn sometime ;)
bigbear
August 2nd, 2011, 09:58 PM
TELL YOUR MOM!!! lol no dont do that... thats funny
CarolinaDude
August 2nd, 2011, 10:01 PM
lol that's funny, i've caught some downloaded stuff on my laptop right after my dad got off, too. He's not good with computers so he probably didn't know they were there hahah but i quickly deleted them
THE GR8 MIKE
August 2nd, 2011, 10:06 PM
Lol nice...or something...
Anthony115
August 2nd, 2011, 10:06 PM
lol thats really weird..
terbear
August 2nd, 2011, 10:06 PM
Oh snap! I guess Mom isn't putting out enough.
Unlucky_Leprechaun
August 2nd, 2011, 10:09 PM
Classic, but ya as long as he wasn't jacking or something...then it is FUNNY. WOW I'm not sure what I would do if I caught my dad.. at least know he is "human".
Jace
August 2nd, 2011, 10:46 PM
Do u think he jacked off to it?
WonderTastic
August 2nd, 2011, 10:53 PM
I saw my dad naked which one is worst
Kujiro
August 2nd, 2011, 10:58 PM
I do not find it really odd, maybe its because of what Ive been through.
When i was 10 my dad actually asked me how to download them from the net.
And at times he would just openly watch them.
I remembered once i was playing games on the computer, and he was watching porn on the computer next to me.
LOL
PrimeTimeSanders
August 2nd, 2011, 11:35 PM
well it was funny until he went to take a shower that lasted like half an hour when his showers usually last like 5 minutes
Abigballofdust
August 3rd, 2011, 02:56 AM
well it was funny until he went to take a shower that lasted like half an hour when his showers usually last like 5 minutes
At least he did it away from you.
Anyways, this reminded me of once, when I was at my friend's and we were to watch a movie online but it was impossible because the other PC he had was downloading about 15 torrents and stealing all the bandwidth. So we went in the other room to turn the torrents off only to find 10 of them had an XXX in their name. And no, they weren't the movies with Vin Diesel :p
He just laughed it off and said it wasn't the first time either. Guess you should laugh it off too.
Reiko
August 3rd, 2011, 03:15 AM
lol i think i'd creep up on him if he was and scare him
then leave
SosbanFach
August 3rd, 2011, 04:19 AM
Removed
Neptune
August 3rd, 2011, 05:07 AM
I do not find it really odd, maybe its because of what Ive been through.
When i was 10 my dad actually asked me how to download them from the net.
And at times he would just openly watch them.
I remembered once i was playing games on the computer, and he was watching porn on the computer next to me.
LOL
That's weird.
You are crossing a line with watching porn with your son right next to you. lol
Are you foreign or your dad thinks your intelligent enough to understand (which by your posts I've read , I would assume you are intelligent.) If so, sorry. I'm just saying, I think it's weird.
Kujiro
August 3rd, 2011, 09:51 AM
That's weird.
You are crossing a line with watching porn with your son right next to you. lol
Are you foreign or your dad thinks your intelligent enough to understand (which by your posts I've read , I would assume you are intelligent.) If so, sorry. I'm just saying, I think it's weird.
Yes, its awesomely weird, but guess he cant care much about to it, but i dont watch it in his presence.
Guess its more of respect id suppose.
predatorsfan21
August 3rd, 2011, 11:21 AM
Even the adults aren't locking their doors. Hahahah
UnknownError
August 3rd, 2011, 11:30 AM
lmao sounds like a fun night.
TheTrevor
August 3rd, 2011, 11:36 AM
lol thats funny xD
thebill75921
August 5th, 2011, 03:38 PM
Hahaha thats crazy at least he jacked in the shower and u diddnt see it..
Can'tHelpIt
August 5th, 2011, 04:24 PM
/my dad when its only me and him walks around naked when i say something hes like "i made you this doesn't matter" and my head screams GET YOUR JUNK OUT OF MY FACE
DoctorWho
August 5th, 2011, 05:39 PM
XD...
Lovemylife
August 5th, 2011, 06:32 PM
That is sort of gross and nasty why would he watch PORN! Ewww!
sdude
August 5th, 2011, 08:03 PM
Like I said in another thread, EVERYONE jerks off!!!Even your DAD!!(it's just weird to think of our parents doin sex stuff)
joe321
August 5th, 2011, 08:05 PM
haha that's funny. I know my dad watches porn. He took one of my dvd's and wont give it back to me. :P
Vegito
August 5th, 2011, 11:09 PM
lol fucking lol. I'm 13, almost 14, and a few years ago, like when i was 11, maybe 12, maybe even 10, i was playing with my dad's computer. We always share it, and its usually referred to as the house computer or my computer, and i looked at the history... I think you can guess what I saw, but I'll say anyways, PORNO SITE!!! I was so fucking pissed. Part of the reason was a few years before that, I saw that same site on the favorites list and my dad said the computer must have come with it... I was probably 8 back then, so I was gullible. But when i saw the porno site, I was so fucking pissed at him for like forever. He tried to make it up to me by taking me to the movies, rofl. It worked sort of, getting my mind off it, but seriously, parents need to delete their history. I have stopped seeing my dad permanently now, and my mom who has complete custody of me told me that my dad had told my 1/2 sisters to touch his gentles, and they did so, or that they asked to and he allowed it... Either way, he obviously has some sort of problem when it comes to porn and his dick. He also walks around naked or in his "tightly whites" all the time, obviously not being modest... And also, with his size, it wasn’t hard to miss it >.< You have got to understand though, I think porn is quite gross and any time i look at a picture, I regret it about an hour later, I am a prude, but he was WAY over the edge. Just glad i have people I can relate too...
Sorry I left a huge tirade, but when i start typing about something I’m angry about, I just keep on typing.
death_to_my_heart
August 5th, 2011, 11:30 PM
/my dad when its only me and him walks around naked when i say something hes like "i made you this doesn't matter" and my head screams GET YOUR JUNK OUT OF MY FACE
lmao this is really hoy idk it just is and idk but its funny that u sream that when my mom says i made it i can look at it and im like but its mine! lmao but this is funny u should add me
lol fucking lol. I'm 13, almost 14, and a few years ago, like when i was 11, maybe 12, maybe even 10, i was playing with my dad's computer. We always share it, and its usually referred to as the house computer or my computer, and i looked at the history... I think you can guess what I saw, but I'll say anyways, PORNO SITE!!! I was so fucking pissed. Part of the reason was a few years before that, I saw that same site on the favorites list and my dad said the computer must have come with it... I was probably 8 back then, so I was gullible. But when i saw the porno site, I was so fucking pissed at him for like forever. He tried to make it up to me by taking me to the movies, rofl. It worked sort of, getting my mind off it, but seriously, parents need to delete their history. I have stopped seeing my dad permanently now, and my mom who has complete custody of me told me that my dad had told my 1/2 sisters to touch his gentles, and they did so, or that they asked to and he allowed it... Either way, he obviously has some sort of problem when it comes to porn and his dick. He also walks around naked or in his "tightly whites" all the time, obviously not being modest... And also, with his size, it wasn’t hard to miss it >.< You have got to understand though, I think porn is quite gross and any time i look at a picture, I regret it about an hour later, I am a prude, but he was WAY over the edge. Just glad i have people I can relate too...
Sorry I left a huge tirade, but when i start typing about something I’m angry about, I just keep on typing.
this is crazyly wow i cant even say anything about this is so crazy like really he asked ur sisters or something its good that u moved out before he resorted to asking u bc that would be horible
i hve acculay seen my dad j/o we were going fiching in this lake in a forest and he was like i have such a hard-on and im like ok thats nice and he just wiped it out and i was like wtf dad and he was jsut like dont look i got take care of this and i could tell he cummed bc i felt it on my hand when he aimed for the water lmao that was a horible day but i j/o right after him so i cant really say anything lmao sooo yea i aslo see all the porn sites on his computer and its gross to know he looks at porn
thebill75921
August 6th, 2011, 12:02 AM
originally posted by:death to my heart "i hve acculay seen my dad j/o we were going fiching in this lake in a forest and he was like i have such a hard-on and im like ok thats nice and he just wiped it out and i was like wtf dad and he was jsut like dont look i got take care of this and i could tell he cummed bc i felt it on my hand when he aimed for the water lmao that was a horible day but i j/o right after him so i cant really say anything lmao sooo yea i aslo see all the porn sites on his computer and its gross to know he looks at porn"
no offense but why did u and your dad jack off together? haha
HungAndYoung
August 15th, 2011, 01:01 AM
are your parents still together?
Vegito
August 15th, 2011, 01:06 AM
thats kinda creepy... and fyi, the thing about the sisters was told to me from my mother, so im not sure if it is true or not, but it probobly is. i kinda feel bad for him though, he was in a motercycle accident when he was younger, some ppl claim it changed him... im not sure, i wasnt alive back then... i kinda hope it did, so he had some excuse for wat i have been told he is done...
well either way, on the happy side, this is my 50th post, wahoo!!!!!!!!!
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