nude beach, help!!!

[tHe_Jester1080]

Okay, im originally from the US but this summer I've been touring Europe with my friend and me and him tomorrow are going to a beach and it's a nude beach. Me and him have already agreed that we'll keep trunks on but I'm know I will get a boner seeing all the naked girls and guys!!! help!!

[StoppingTime]

I wouldn't worry because you will definitely not be the only one.

[UnknownError]

Find a really fat old person and stare at them.

[Andelicious]

Yeah, probably there will be a ton of people with boners there. Nothing to worry about.

[Kujiro]

I would love to go to a nude beach! Seriously! *Awesomely Jealous*
Back to the point, maybe its actually eazier to count the number of non boners to boners.

Dont worry abit you will be fine! :)
*Pats*

[Dack]

I'm pretty sure if you keep your trunks on, you'll get kicked out. Guarantee that you will NOT be the only one...what's the point of a nude beach if not to be a little sexy?

[jcbmlce]

Good ol' waistband tuck?

[alh1994]

Ya I wouldn't worry about it, its normal! He will prolly have one too! Btws it might be kinda akward to go to a nude beach and where clothes, don't rule out bein nude!

[abc16]

You're not allowed a boner, you have to go in the sea to 'hide' it

[RadioPlayer]

If I were you, I would just change my mind and take my trunks off.

[Giles]

I'm pretty sure if you keep your trunks on, you'll get kicked out.

You won't get kicked out/off. I'd like to know, out of everyone that's posted, how many people have actually been to a nudist beach? There are not that many people with erections there - sure there's a few and some people don't hide it; but it's by no means the majority.

There's no guaranteed way to prevent yourself getting an erection but it's a good bet that if you're staying in one place (not walking along the beach) then find the person that's the most unattractive to you and focus on them whenever you feel like you may get an erection. That said if you're wearing something that you can hide your erection fairly well in then do that, much easier.

[Brice72]

I've been to a topless beach before with a bunch of my friends. Honestly, its not that exciting/ no one got "excited." and if they did, they hid it really well. In Europe, its a more natural thing to do. People are more used to it, and none of them, if any, half boners when they walk around. If they do, it's hidden.

[Dylan Tyde]

Just run into the water realy fast and stay there untill you calm down.

[Timmy93]

Just join the fun and go all out

[tomdiehl]

dont worry hahaha thats part of the fun

[Skyhawk]

Find a really fat old person and stare at them.

That. lol Problem solved. :)

Have fun!

[CarolinaDude]

I've heard that some people do get erections, but it's quite uncommon and mostly isolated to the lil' folks around our age. But if you do get one, don't worry about it and it'll go away soon enough, and I'm sure most people don't really mind.

However, you should NEVER masturbate (common sense, really). Being in a nudist beach is about naturalism and freedom, not necessarily about anything sexual (but to inexperienced people, it easily could turn into that).

Just try to keep your urges down, or find a bathroom.

[disassociation2016]

Step 1. Play it cool.
Step 2. Find a really good spot and be like "Ugh I'm tired of doing ____ I'ma lay here and tan."
Step 3. Wait for erection to subside.

[Spirit]

Don't worry about having an erection; probably most of the men will at the nude beach anyways. The beauty of a nude beach is being completely naked and showing your true, full body, boner and all :D. Really, it isn't going to be a big deal. It's humans in their natural element, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

[orangeandlong]

If you get a boner big deal...I am sure ur not the only person ever to get wood at a nude beach :eek: :P

[talien]

like he won't?

[kuuliluuk]

No big deal if you get a boner. It is still not a good taste to show your boner to everyone. Just lie on your stomach until it subsides or run into sea and stay there. Cold water helps. You will get used to nude beach, its really no big deal. Nobody really cares. A problem inside your mind mostly.

[Viva_Satanica]

The only nude beach I ever went to was in Bali, it was filled with Westerners. I suppose it is fine to keep your trunks on. I din't got an erection while I was there( Really No).

BUT, if you really get one, I am sure your friend would also. Would that make you feel more comfortable knowing that it is normal? If no, I suppose you could do just lie down on your tummy and get a tan. Or do what iLoveCharlie said, though I doubt you would keep your lunch in your stomach afterwards.

Myth has it that if any 'Mad-Man' saw you erect, he would kidnap your and chop your boner off. NAH I KEED! HAVE FUN!

[VamosToro]

A nude beach sounds awesome. Just join in the fun and like everyone said there will probably be a lot of boners.

[KFC_Kid]

on a nude beach u have to be nude, might be allowed to nob be nude if with a parent and ur under 18

[Emiil]

If you are worried you will get a boner just go to another beach...

[spartanrob]

Dude - go nude!! Why go to a nude beach if you aren't going to join in? I would love to visit one. My family (parents & older brother) are heading out on a family trip to France and I'm trying to scheme a way to just "happen upon" one!

[Sebastian Michaelis]

Find a really fat old person and stare at them.

Trust me, there will be no shortage of those to look at. That is the best advice here, but I'll add to that by saying you should masturbate once or twice before to ward away any unwanted protrusions for a while. If you do get an erection then go far out in the ocean and jerk it off again, but be aware if there are any onlookers.

[benang]

i like nude beaches i get boner sometime i just land on the graund

[Luka]

Can you have sex on a nude beach?

[lambo420]

Yeah man dont worry about it, its nude beach so people dont really care i would assume lol

[vginy124]

I LOVE nnude beaches and trust me erections are very common

[swimmer123]

I lived in England for three years and I've been to nude beaches (or past them) in Italy plenty of times. If you want t fit in I suggest just going without the trunks. Nobody cares what you look like. If you actually do get a boner just go into the water then.

[DayandNight]

Okay, im originally from the US but this summer I've been touring Europe with my friend and me and him tomorrow are going to a beach and it's a nude beach. Me and him have already agreed that we'll keep trunks on but I'm know I will get a boner seeing all the naked girls and guys!!! help!!

You will definitely get a boner, and so will your friend probably. There is nothing you can do to stop it. Plus you both won't be the only ones there who are boned up. You also are going to have to take your trunks off, that's why it's called a nude beach. They will kick you off the beach if you leave your trunks on. But yeah your definitely gonna be hard as Hell bro, might as well accept it.

[curious_boy123]

ur fine :P half the guys there are there cause theyre horny. just play it cool and if ur friend says something, turn it around on him by asking whats wrong with him if he doesnt have one since theres naked women around. then hell take the focus off you :P

[Peep Show]

Yeah just dash into the water as fast as you can..

[Short Circuit]

Can you have sex on a nude beach?

No, loads of people associate nudism with sex. That is not what it is all about. Its all about being able to chillax without any restrictions and the freedom to bare all.

Re the original question. MOST nudist beaches, you have to be members to prevent voyasim (think thats the word), and if its your first time there, you probably WILL get erections. If your naked, then you are supposed to cover it up with a towel, or lay on your belly, or go into the sea. Jerking is never ever allowed, and neither is sex.

P.S. IF you decided to go naked, and it is a very sunny day, do not forget to put plenty of sun cream on your backside and jiggly bits. THEY BURN VERY EASILY!

[Koffing]

[QUOTE=Kujiro;1378183]I would love to go to a nude beach! Seriously! *Awesomely Jealous*QUOTE]

Lol me too :D

So how did it go?

[boosterboy]

it really doesnt matter, people dont really care if you have a boner or not. You should go fully naked, otherwise there is no point in goin to a nudist beach

[jvballer]

just go ahead and take the trunks off if it a nude beach im pretty sure the people there are use to see people walk around hard

[EarlSweatshirt]

I've been to nude beaches plenty of times with my family on holidays and I have gone fully nude since I was about 13 with my whole family. Older sister 18 and younger brother 10 and mum and dad all naked, I didn't really care if I got a boner you just forget about it after a few minutes and you see other people with boners it's no big deal just don't get caught looking at other girls you'll start to creep others out.

This year in Spain on the nude beach I went to the bar fully naked it was really fun.

[crzy15]

I'v been to a nude beach in France, and i can honestly say there werent any boners. Not that i noticed at least. we were there for like 4 hours.

[Luke91]

I was at a nude beach in Greece this summer. IT WAS FUN! Trust me, you will be more noticed if you keep your trunks on than if you go nude like the rest of the people. The young, old, kids, boys, girls, men and women were all there. To me, the water was cold so a quick dip in the water would take care of any boner.

[SuperTodd]

I went to a nude beach with a really big boner, and no one seemed to care. the funniest part was that i accidently bumped into a girl and my boner went straight into her stomach....good times, but dont worry, my boner finally went down after sometime. just stay out of the water, because you will get a boner again....

[spartanrob]

My family just recently got back from a family trip to France. My brother and I usually hang out around the house in just boxers and are usually naked in our rooms. My parents never really come upstairs but I think they know that. Even though they are kind of on the conservative side I don't think they care because they joke about us being their nudist sons. We have never been to a nude beach but we really wanted to while we in France. So we did some research and found a nude beach on our route. We told our parents about it and said that was part of experiencing French culture and OK we begged them to stop. I didn't think we had a snowballs chance in August of them agreeing, but amazingly they said that we could spend an afternoon there but they were not getting naked and we had to agree that if we stopped we would be naked while were there. I think they honestly thought we would chicken out and then they could look like cool parents without actually having to take us to a nude beach. But we of course agreed and were naked about 2 seconds after we got on the beach. It was totaly not a sexual thing. There was everone from little kids (actually a lot of little kids) to very old people. My brother and I wandered down the beach and to be honest there were not a lot of other guys our age (I'm 14 and he is 17). There were some who were wearing board shorts and some who were naked but not a lot. We did run into a group of teens (both guys and girls) who were naked and playing volleyball and they asked us to join in. They were very friendly, and had awesome tans! We were there for about 4 hours and neither of us boned up at all and I never saw anyone with a boner. I think it's just that when youre surrounded by naked people it just isn't sexual. My parents never did take off their swimsuits but they did admit that even though almost everyone was naked it was a very nice family friendly atmosphere. I sure wish there was a nude beach nearby in Wisconsin! It was awesome, one of my favorite parts of the trip!

[atomsmasher]

I went to a nude beach while on vacation with my family last year. I convinced them to let me go alone for an hour or so while they went shopping near by, as long as I kept my pants on. So of course, as soon as they left I dropped my pants and started wondering the beach. I got a boner as soon as I saw the rows of chairs of people all tanning. I walked to the end, and I'm sure they were all thinking "great, another horny fat american" but no one said anything to me. I didn't have the boner walking back for certain reasons but no one really hassled me for having one. Its not like they would kick you off for having one, anyone can get them.

[hhhfiuashfosihdf]

You will definitely not be the only one who is worried.

[Asd20]

You probably will get a boner for a little while at the beginning and might want to stay covered up at that time but it will go away and not come back cause u will get used to it eventually.

[Baby_James94]

I would kill to go to one, but I would be nervous about erections. I doubt anyone would honestly say anything though, it happens no matter what. You have to expect that on a nude beach.

[Tenoramic]

Proud of ur boner and show what u got, don't be worry it's cool.

[logan fields]

i think anyone might get hard in that situation. i dont think i could do that but it sounds interesting

[ericthekid]

just play it cool

[Joe1996]

I bet it's common for people your age to get boners at nude beaches so don't worry

[rokinho]

You deffinetly won't be the only one so don't worry

[xXl0sth0peXx]

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