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DoctorWho
July 26th, 2011, 08:36 PM
GLENDALE, Calif. (AP) — A Southern California man stuck a butter knife into his belly in a failed bid at self-surgery to remove a painful hernia, police said Tuesday.

The wife of the 63-year-old Glendale man called 911 on Sunday night and told the emergency operator her husband was using a knife to remove a protruding hernia, Sgt. Tom Lorenz said.

"She said he had impaled himself with a knife," Lorenz said.

A hernia occurs when all or part of an organ squeezes through a hole or a weak spot in a surrounding muscle or connective tissue. While the man said he was trying to remove a hernia, hernias are normally repaired by doctors in a hospital or medical setting involving some type of procedure to push the organ back in.

Officers found the man naked on a patio lounge chair outside his apartment with a 6-inch butter knife sticking out of his stomach. The man's wife told officers that her husband was upset about the hernia and wanted to take it out.

While waiting for paramedics, the sergeant said, the man pulled out the knife and stuffed a cigarette he was smoking into the bleeding, open wound.

"What he was thinking, I don't know. I don't know if he was cauterizing it (the wound)," Lorenz said.

The man wasn't screaming or showing any signs of pain, the sergeant said.

Based on his actions and statements from the wife, Lorenz said the man was placed on psychiatric hold and taken to Los Angeles County-USC Medical Center.

Because he's on psychiatric hold for up to 72 hours under the state Welfare and Institutions Code, Lorenz said the man's name and condition cannot be released.

"You just never know what to expect," said Lorenz, who has been on the police force for 29 years. "I've seen self-mutilation, but not a maneuver like this."http://news.yahoo.com/calif-man-attempts-self-surgery-butter-knife-173714880.html;_ylt=AtcOqNHjIS._IqN6AOy7dt.s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNkbnFudWZwBHBrZwNkMj c2ZjJjNy0wNGU3LTM5MzUtODc1Yy02ZTc4YWIxYzU4YWIEcG9zAzUEc2VjA2xuX0xhdGVzdE5ld3NfZ2 FsBHZlcgM0NGU4YTk0MC1iN2VmLTExZTAtOGY3Yy00OTUyNWEwYmY2Nzc-;_ylv=3

Angel Androgynous
July 26th, 2011, 08:38 PM
*Sigh* ._.
Just when I thought California (♥) can't get any crazier.
Poor guy.

User Deleted
July 26th, 2011, 09:17 PM
I am reminded of the attempted liposuction with a vacuum. So many stupid people doing so many stupid things.

Modus Operandi
July 26th, 2011, 10:56 PM
This...
I...

WHAT?!

That's rather bizarre. I wonder what made the guy think he had the knowledge to perform such an operation, with a butter knife no less.

MilitemDilectam
July 27th, 2011, 05:00 PM
There have been people who have performed self surgeries that one would think WTF?!?

This man..is not one of them

CantLiveWithoutYou
July 28th, 2011, 04:05 PM
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Wicked_Syn
July 28th, 2011, 04:07 PM
He's smart..

CantLiveWithoutYou
July 28th, 2011, 04:09 PM
He's smart..

YEAH MAN, only the most intelligent people in the world stab themselves with butter knives instead of seeking emergency medical attention.

TheMatrix
July 29th, 2011, 01:31 PM
You just can't tell some people...

Awesome
July 29th, 2011, 04:19 PM
No its sad, we probably did it because surgery was to expense.

dead
July 30th, 2011, 10:30 AM
No its sad, we probably did it because surgery was to expense.

He used a fucking butter knife.

LostInTheEther
July 30th, 2011, 09:34 PM
If he wasn't showing any sign of pain, he must have taken something before he started. Still, what a nutcase. At least he'll get some help now.

AllThatYouDreamed
July 30th, 2011, 10:20 PM
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lol this.

How.. Just.
I think he needs a psych eval. Majorly.