Has anyone ever had a weird sex talk whith parents?

[BullDogg13]

About a year ago my dad gave me ''the talk.'' all he said was that that thing(my penis) has got more good men in more trouble then they could ever get our of in his whole life. he said if i ever had the urge to just to wak it up against a fence post, then ull be good for a day or two. lol :yes:



Has anybody else had a wierd talk like mee? :)

[jonjon1998]

Uh... not even close... haha

[Haleygurl]

yes, my mom said: boys are going to want to to things with you. It will fell good and be fun, but dont do it, because it's bad. .. instant curiosity
besides I'm thinking wow really mom?

[Timmy93]

Kinda my parents just tell me to wrap it up and if she ever sees me having sex she will kill so yay me

[Ben Michael]

Nope but I wish so that I don't have to hide that I know about sex

[justin78f]

nope, I havent had any talk.

[Belton21]

Nope.. My Sis taught TGIF in my class,so she told my parents what she taught about.

[PervertedStalker]

yes . my brother(parents died) was like " wen guys ask u 2 have sex just say keep ur pants on and shove that tool down a sink pipe" yeahhh not gonna say tht! lol, itz even more embarresing coming from a bro thtz 2 yrs older than u.

[prob1996]

I had the "talk" with my Dad about a yr ago. It was extremely awkward but nothing really weird. He just said things I already knew about or have already done so it was really boring.

[Dark_Desires]

um my mum and i kinda had a talk about 3 days ago she just said dont be in a rush to do it with my girlfriend it was okay i guess wasnt to embarresed

[Natedoggsr71]

yea Ive had the talk my parents just say if you decide to have sex wear a condom

[afronteboi]

No haven't had the talk yet and i'm pretty glad.

[Voldemort]

nope i havent, thank god!!! :)

[Emily_LOVES_MUSIC]

o god ya.
my mom walked in on my most recent ex and i making out. she pulled me by my hair out of my room and gave me this whole speach
"if you have sex with him and get prego i swear to god i will kill you and him" (thats the short version)
it wouldnt have been that bad if it werent for the fact that he was listening through the door. he is three years older than me and it was just wierd the rest of the day.

[Rekar6]

No and im glad.

[The Madman]

yes, my mom said: boys are going to want to to things with you. It will fell good and be fun, but dont do it, because it's bad. .. instant curiosity
besides I'm thinking wow really mom?

Kinda my parents just tell me to wrap it up and if she ever sees me having sex she will kill so yay me


Wow thats kind of the pot calling the kettle black and a half!

Such hypocrites, they've had sex plenty of times so whose for them to say what to you. If you wanna shove your penis into another girl what the hell is wrong with that? If your legal and wear protection there is nothing wrong with that. I hate hypocritical parents, mines say :" Just wear protection", if you get her pregnant your dead. GTFO mum!

[VamosToro]

Wow thats kind of the pot calling the kettle black and a half!

Such hypocrites, they've had sex plenty of times so whose for them to say what to you. If you wanna shove your penis into another girl what the hell is wrong with that? If your legal and wear protection there is nothing wrong with that. I hate hypocritical parents, mines say :" Just wear protection", if you get her pregnant your dead. GTFO mum!

Our parents might have done something that we don't know about and want to keep us safe. If there in a loving monogamous relationship, I don't think that's hypocritical, that's advice.

I wish I would just get the talk but my parents know I already know about sex so it's no big deal.

[Nat99]

I've had the talk but it wasn't weird

[tmanpro]

Can't say I have, and my school doesn't have sex ed so never really encountered anything quite like that....but the internet has done a great job teaching me lol

[LuckyLuke]

Yes and it involved a banana and a condom and a peach and a dental dam.

Enough has been said.

[Hope4u]

my mom and I have always been fairly open about talking about stuff like that..she knows I'm not having sex and don't plan to anytime soon, plus she's a nurse and our "talk" was more technical then anything else...lol

[louisgray]

My dad goes,"Louis,make sure you have a few condoms in your walltet when I go out" but that's the furthest we have ever went lol

[MysticLegends]

My parents have never had any sort of sex talk with me, had to learn it all on my own. Thank god for sex-ed class in school. ;)

[Magenta]

My mum told me about when she lost her virginity. I was like "Please stop talking, please please please". It was awkward. It was also in the car on the way back from my grandparents' house. *facepalm*

[Claire Armstrong]

o god ya.
my mom walked in on my most recent ex and i making out. she pulled me by my hair out of my room and gave me this whole speach
"if you have sex with him and get prego i swear to god i will kill you and him" (thats the short version)
it wouldnt have been that bad if it werent for the fact that he was listening through the door. he is three years older than me and it was just wierd the rest of the day.

O no that sounds bad!

Yeah when my mum found me kissing my first boyfriend she sat me down later that night and told me I had to wait for marriage before any clothes came off! At the time I agreed, but it didn't really work.

[Marc5]

no I haven't but the above posts are funny to me, but if it was me, I'd want to stop that convo asap

[jonjon77777]

Yes and it involved a banana and a condom and a peach and a dental dam.

Enough has been said.


HA!!

never a talk like that. only dont be stupid, but have a good time.

[startgame]

well yeah my mom advising me ... tht i am growing mature and my lil sis too ... i might want to be on my presence tht i should not get sexually attracted to her .. lol . .. so our rooms are different ..

[Shining Star]

Yeah they had the talk with me....basically it was if your gonna do it be safe and use protection.
Im glad they did talk to me cuz I know they care lol

[chriswill100]

yes couldent stop laughin my mum even went into detail how good sex is but i allready had sex b4 they told me anythin so it was just so funny my dad was just laughin with me he had to leave the room

[thecanjump]

Nope. Never have and most likely won't since my age is now.

[Unsolvedmind]

Nope

[Neptune]

No, thank god. My parents are the type to tell their kids that type of stuff.

[Nyxeka]

Nope not at all, and I don't plan to hear one either

[Vegito]

i have had breif talks with both my parents, one of which being my dad telling me not to do drugs because they are bad for me, and he also gave me an alternative being having an orgasm and he said it was like the best feeling u could ever have, better than drugs. not many other talks were weird like that, but wat puberty talks arent?

[samb12]

thank god no! i always close my ears and block them out until they stop i just rely on school to teach me this stuff XD