Boxers and boners...

[ryansmith13]

Hey guys... so yesterday I got a huge boner for no apparent reason and it actually ripped a hole through my boxers... Has this happened to you?

[theUnprofessional]

dude u have a strong dick! it ripped through ur boxers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ryansmith13]

dude u have a strong dick! it ripped through ur boxers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bahahahah yah but my boxers are really light and stuff but... Yea

[Sebastian Michaelis]

Jesus no! Were they tight boxers? How big was ur boner? and does it point straight out?
Cuz it would have to be huge and point straight out to do that.

[nick234]

cant say its ever happened to me. lol how strong is your dick? haha

[tyler007]

Nope never happend to me,,,,,
BUT thats kind of awesome for you ( haha :) )

[Curiousasian]

wow that's tuff

[UnknownError]

Laaaawl Im not sure that usually happens no. xD

[Kujiro]

AWESOME! Dang!
bet they are really old and soiled boxers to start with xD
And no im not gonna buy from that manufacturer.

[austin callahan]

the random boner part yet the rip in the boxers no lol

[JamHaychUK]

Did it turn green? Were you feeling angry at the time?



"HULK SMASH!"

[CarolinaDude]

dude u have a strong dick! it ripped through ur boxers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol ditto. never happenedto me!

[Cudder]

Wow that's awesome. When people ask how big it is, tell them it's big enough to rip through my boxers lol.

Oh and that definitely hasn't happened to me, and probably never will

[Michael Anthony]

that's one of the funniest things i've heard

[osa-cur199]

ur testosterone levels are on fullblast thats crazy ;D

[Dark Sparrow]

Random homers of cource, hormone imbalance are shocking and make them occur, rippingnthrough my boxers no but have caused an od thread to unravel

[jonjon1998]

That's really weird since there's already a hole in the front of boxers haha. Anyway I can honestly say that's never happened to me and I am pretty sure that it never will:)

[Dark Sparrow]

Not all boxers have a hole in it to start with mate

[Ace007]

that's one of the funniest things i've heard ....really.......hahahahah

[DayandNight]

Damn, you must have one fucking strong dick. I mean I get boners on a daily basis, but its never ripped a hole in the front of my boxers. You sure it didn't go through the gap at the front of your boxers?

[death_to_my_heart]

did it turn green? Were you feeling angry at the time?



"hulk smash!"

hahaha this is funny and it has happened to me before also so ur not alone and it was kinda weird thought bc i spent the night at my friends house when it happened so i had to sleep naked right next to him :) it was a turn on but kinda weird teehee

[Clouds]

Damn u have a strong cock and no it has never happend to me and it never will
Damn

[Timmy93]

Yup it happened to me before well everytime i wear boxers

[CuriousO_oDude]

Lol, u my friend, have a mega penis.. Its like, Super Penis!!
On a serious note, u probably were veeery horny, and had
Crap loads of testosterone, and have a very large dick..

That's all I can think of :):)

[CuriousO_oDude]

Lol, u my friend, have a mega penis.. Its like, Super Penis!!
On a serious note, u probably were veeery horny, and had
Crap loads of testosterone, and have a very large dick..

That's all I can think of :):)

[CuriousO_oDude]

Lol, u my friend, have a mega penis.. Its like, Super Penis!!
On a serious note, u probably were veeery horny, and had
Crap loads of testosterone, and have a very large dick..

That's all I can think of :):)

[CuriousO_oDude]

Sorry for the triple post :(

[Lanx]

How the hell can your boner rip your boxers? You sure it just didn't poke through the fly in the boxers. My boner has done that before in a few pairs of my boxers. Never heard of a boner ripping your boxers before though.

[bieloruso]

Bahahahah yah but my boxers are really light and stuff but... Yea

Wow bro it had a be a real hard boner, pointing out and up all the way to rip through your boxers, a hot thought indeed ;)

[acurasrock]

Damn bro, what ya got a shredder on the end of that thing! Nope never ripped the front of boxers, but have blown out the sack area before when undies get old, time to trash them!

[Donkey]

Please don't bump old threads. :locked: