ZzKingz
July 14th, 2011, 10:11 AM
I'm gonna list off as much as I can of what i hate of this ear infection of a sibling. Maybe if I ignore him it will help?
Says I "always" do things I've really only done once. And when I ask for another example he's like "I can't remember EVERYTHING in my life," and I'm like, "Name one." Then he changes the topic.
He starts all these arguments from everything I say. Then he bitches his way out of it when I make a good point. Example: "Nice weather we're having!" "No it's not." "I think it is. It's sunny, dry, and cool, just the way I like it." "Well you're opinion isn't everybody else's opinion, but YOU wouldn't understand that." "Shut up, Josh." "No YOU shut up!" ".........." "Oh and I would know that shut up isn't a nice thing to say to people, because I'm not a selfish jerk like you!" "What the hell?!" A classic ending is when he says something like "FINE! YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M WRONG. YOU'RE JUST SMARTER THAN ME." God I HATE that.
Maybe I am. Just throwing that out there.
He makes retarded conspiracies about me.
He never laughs at himself yet finds pleasure though getting me and Matt (my cool 9-year old brother) into trouble. He simply gets pissed off when the joke's on him. This one time in Philadelphia, we were going toward a building in front of us, and he was reading the map looking for it. He said we were going the wrong way, and dad's like "No it's right there across the street." Josh is like "But the map says it's behind us." I say "Can't argue with the map, dad." Dad thought that was funny, but of course Josh took it as an insult and started bitching.
He just loves it when I'm wrong or I make a mistake.
He asks for my honest opinion on things, especially floor plans, and when I point out what could be better (in a nice way), he gives me this look like, "I can't do anything right, can I? My floor plans always suck to you." I ask him if he would rather I lie to him, but he says no, he wants me to just like it. This usually leads to a fit.
If I have a headache, he'll tell me it's a brain tumor. When I tell him that it's probably dehydration, dumbass, he'll secretly hope it's a brain tumor just so he can be right and more importantly, I can be wrong.
He's possessive.
He's fat, he knows it, he does nothing about it, but he throws a fit whenever someone implies that maybe he should go easy on the Oreos.
He can be noisy and shrill, and downright obnoxious.
He never sings stuff right. He always confuses the melody or the lyrics, even after I correct him.
He rejects criticism and throws a fit when I give him advice.
He thinks he's more mature than me.
He's smarter than me. But he thinks I'm stupid.
He eats all the Oreos.
He consumes the good flavors of yogurt because I'm trying to conserve them.
He brings up my past mistakes (which should be water under the bridge) at the dinner table, and he seems to be trying to get me in trouble. He might say, "Austin used to smoke marijuana. Just saying." Dad is like, "Josh, don't do this." Josh says, "But he SMOKED THE DEVIL'S WEED.!" I don't get in trouble, but he made an honest effort.
He still calls me a stoner.
He thinks pot should remain illegal, refuses to discuss it, thinks he knows more about it than me, and thinks that it was banned for a good reason (It wasn't).
He's always complaining about things I did last week.
He's an elitist.
He always tells people when it's my fault.
So maybe ignoring him could help with some of that, but there are still those times when I have to speak defensively. Help? I don't want to ruin our brotherly relationship. I think this behavior might pass.
Says I "always" do things I've really only done once. And when I ask for another example he's like "I can't remember EVERYTHING in my life," and I'm like, "Name one." Then he changes the topic.
He starts all these arguments from everything I say. Then he bitches his way out of it when I make a good point. Example: "Nice weather we're having!" "No it's not." "I think it is. It's sunny, dry, and cool, just the way I like it." "Well you're opinion isn't everybody else's opinion, but YOU wouldn't understand that." "Shut up, Josh." "No YOU shut up!" ".........." "Oh and I would know that shut up isn't a nice thing to say to people, because I'm not a selfish jerk like you!" "What the hell?!" A classic ending is when he says something like "FINE! YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M WRONG. YOU'RE JUST SMARTER THAN ME." God I HATE that.
Maybe I am. Just throwing that out there.
He makes retarded conspiracies about me.
He never laughs at himself yet finds pleasure though getting me and Matt (my cool 9-year old brother) into trouble. He simply gets pissed off when the joke's on him. This one time in Philadelphia, we were going toward a building in front of us, and he was reading the map looking for it. He said we were going the wrong way, and dad's like "No it's right there across the street." Josh is like "But the map says it's behind us." I say "Can't argue with the map, dad." Dad thought that was funny, but of course Josh took it as an insult and started bitching.
He just loves it when I'm wrong or I make a mistake.
He asks for my honest opinion on things, especially floor plans, and when I point out what could be better (in a nice way), he gives me this look like, "I can't do anything right, can I? My floor plans always suck to you." I ask him if he would rather I lie to him, but he says no, he wants me to just like it. This usually leads to a fit.
If I have a headache, he'll tell me it's a brain tumor. When I tell him that it's probably dehydration, dumbass, he'll secretly hope it's a brain tumor just so he can be right and more importantly, I can be wrong.
He's possessive.
He's fat, he knows it, he does nothing about it, but he throws a fit whenever someone implies that maybe he should go easy on the Oreos.
He can be noisy and shrill, and downright obnoxious.
He never sings stuff right. He always confuses the melody or the lyrics, even after I correct him.
He rejects criticism and throws a fit when I give him advice.
He thinks he's more mature than me.
He's smarter than me. But he thinks I'm stupid.
He eats all the Oreos.
He consumes the good flavors of yogurt because I'm trying to conserve them.
He brings up my past mistakes (which should be water under the bridge) at the dinner table, and he seems to be trying to get me in trouble. He might say, "Austin used to smoke marijuana. Just saying." Dad is like, "Josh, don't do this." Josh says, "But he SMOKED THE DEVIL'S WEED.!" I don't get in trouble, but he made an honest effort.
He still calls me a stoner.
He thinks pot should remain illegal, refuses to discuss it, thinks he knows more about it than me, and thinks that it was banned for a good reason (It wasn't).
He's always complaining about things I did last week.
He's an elitist.
He always tells people when it's my fault.
So maybe ignoring him could help with some of that, but there are still those times when I have to speak defensively. Help? I don't want to ruin our brotherly relationship. I think this behavior might pass.